listening to bo. part one
this is an actual list of things bo has said. some of these sentences are from live blogging, of them playing video games, of them narrating their life, & some are just plain … weird. i hope you enjoy this ! & do know that part two is on the way.
❛ i’m eating crackers … i’ve sadly misinformed you, i’m eating cheese. ❜
❛ i am the lord of the world, holy shit. ❜
❛ more like reach into my body and pull out my organs. ❜
❛ I’M WATCHING AARON TVEIT VIDEOS! LEAVE ME TO DIE IN PEACE! ❜
❛ HOLY FUCK! I’M THE FUNNIEST PERSON I KNOW. ❜
❛ only god knows about my cheese habits now. ❜
❛ just fucking buy shrek. what the fuck kinda question are you trying to ask me here? ❜
❛ things with the bee movie in them are honestly right up my alley of humor. ❜
❛ FUCK ME AS ACTUAL FUCK! ❜
❛ are you writing these things down for the meme? ❜
❛ how did your eye get so fat? ❜
❛ i have no cares when it comes to your hair. ❜
❛ art is my passion. fuck this. ❜
❛ why is my humor so damn good? ❜
❛ black! the color of dis bear! red! the color of dis bear! ❜
❛ in other news, applications to be my new two friends are now being accepted. ❜
❛ i have to kill them now, they know too much about me. ❜
❛ i kinda wanna eat this ketchup packet alone. ❜
❛ if you’re curious, i’m currently drinking ketchup. ❜
❛ fuck everyone, i love prince of egypt. ❜
❛ he not a mad man, just ugly. ❜
❛ i’m drawing my troubles away. ❜
❛ what the fuck was that? … oh. ❜
❛ the baby ones are making cute noises. i want ten. ❜
❛ if there’s no cops around, then it’s not illegal. ❜
❛ i know what i was is contradictory, but ignore that. ❜
❛ now i can do that because my voice sounds like i’ve been sucking dick. ❜
❛ hannah montana is so frustrating. that’s why i have to watch it in a soothing bath. ❜
❛ i’ll try to say stupider things more often. ❜
❛ i once froze a fish to death, we all make mistakes. ❜
❛ don’t tell me my faults, i know. ❜
❛ nothing says ‘i love you’ like a big shipment of knives. ❜
❛ you wont’ be as much as a meme lord as i am. ❜
❛ I WANNA BE BURNED ALIVE! ❜
❛ stop laughing! i’m sad! ❜
❛ why is it an endless fountain? ❜
❛ WHO SET ME ON FIRE?! YOU’RE ALL DEAD TO ME! ❜
❛ fucking stop! i need to kill you! ❜
❛ don’t you neigh at me right now. ❜
❛ god damn it! who put all these fucking fences in the middle of the field?! ❜
❛ i pressed ‘a’!! what are you stupid?? ❜
❛ nobody pays me for this bullshit and i’m angry. ❜
❛ surprise! wanting to die is suicidal! ❜
❛ i’m going to murder! rolls in angerly! ❜
❛ i’m gonna rip someone a new asshole. ❜
❛ shoot another fucking arrow at me!! i DARE you. ❜
❛ this dick … deez nuts … DEEZ NUTZ. ❜
❛ holy fuck! i shot a lot of birds and money fell from the sky. ❜