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Β Send ππ Β on anonΒ if you want to ship together but are too shy to approachΒ
send a symbol for the kind of relationship youβd like with my muse.Β Β Β
π *Β immediate friends and entirely platonic.Β Theyβre supportive of each other and would never do anything to betray each other.Β Β As close as if they were siblings.Β Β
π * immediate friends but thereβs potential for one or both muses to have crushes on each other they are just too afraid to admit it.Β Β
π *Β Our muses have feelings for each other but take one million years to figure it out.Β Try to convince themselves that their feelings are only platonic but they always end up getting blushy and shy around them.Β Β Debatable if theyβll ever be together.Β Β
β€ * our muses are in a relationship.Β Β Healthy and supportive. They are so in love that itβs awkward for others to be in the room when theyβre together.Β Β Everyone says they have theΒ βperfect relationshipβΒ Β
β€ πͺ*Β Β our muses are in love but it might not beΒ βentirelyβ healthy. One muse may be possessive ofΒ or obsessed with the other.Β Β They still try to make it work.Β Β
π *Β Β our muses are in a secret relationship and have difficultyΒ keeping silent about it.Β Β Many challenges await them.Β Β Β
π *Β our muses are in an arranged marriage. They have no say in it whatsoever.Β Β
π *Β Β Enemies to friends to lovers.Β A classic.Β Β
π‘οΈ*Β Β our muses are enemies. Thatβs it no friendship, no romance. Just hate.Β Β
βοΈ *Β enemies become strictly platonic friends.Β Adventure awaits them.Β Β
π *Β our muses are siblings or have a familial bond
SendΒ βYouβre my typeβ for my museβs reaction.Β Β
BO BURNHAM: INSIDE Sentence Starters
From Bo Burnhamβs newly released Netflix special. Trigger warning for mentions of suicide and generally pessimistic/cynical statements, plus swear. Tweak as needed.
βItβs a beautiful day to stay inside.β βDaddy made you your favorite, open wide.β βThe world is so fucked up.β βThereβs only one thing I can do about itβ¦while being paid.β βShould I be joking at a time like this?β βDonβt panic, call me.β βShould I stop trying to be funny?β βShould I give away my money? NO.β βIβm a special kind of guy.β βI self reflected and I want to be an agent of change.β βSo I am going to use my privilige for the good.β βSo maybe I should just shut the fuck up.β βI donβt wanna do that.β βIβm ___ and Iβm here to save the day.β βAnd yes theyβll pay me, but Iβd do it for free.β βIβm healing the world with comedy.β βIf you start to smell burning toast, youβre having a stroke or youβre overcooking your toast.β βSomebody help me out, βcause I donβt know.β βAnd I want to help to leave this world better than I found it.β βWelcome to whatever this is.β βTrying to distract myself from putting a bullet into my head with a gun.β βPour me a drink and clear my schedule.β βThese 40 minutes are essential.β βSay hi to dad.β βAnd thatβs the deepest talk weβve ever had.β βToday weβre gonna learn about the world.β βIβve been in a frightening liminal space between states of being. Not quite dead, not quite alive.β βItβs similar to a constant state of sleep paralysis.β βThe simple narrative taught in every history class is demonstrably false and pedagogically classist.β βDonβt you know the world is built with blood and genocide and exploitation?β βPrivate propertyβs inherently theft.β βEvery politician, every cop on the street protects the interests of the pedophilic corporate elite.β βJust donβt burden me with the responsibility of educating you, itβs exhausting.β βIβm sorry, I was just trying to become a better person.β βWhy do rich people insist on seeing every socio-political conflict through the myopic lens of your own self-actualization?β βThis isnβt about you. So either get with it, or get out of the fucking way.β βHave you not been fucking listening?β βI canβt goβ¦I canβt go back. Iβm sorry.β βAre you going to behave yourself?β βYes. Yes Sirβ¦β βI learned my lesson and it hurt.β βI come in and I put their fears to rest.β βTell them youβre against racism β in theory.β βWill you support us in the fight against lyme disease?β βThereβs no sugarcoating it, the world is fucked up.β βAn avocado, a poem written in the sandβ¦β βIs this heaven or is it just a white womanβs instagram?β βItβs been a decade since youβve been gone.β βYour little girl didnβt do too bad.β βIs thatβ¦is that necessary?β βCan anyone, any single one of you, just shut the fuck up? Just about any single thing? For an hour? Is that possible?β βWho needs a coffee 'cause Iβm doing a run?β βIβm an unpaid intern.β βAnd since you canβt afford a mortgage, you just torrent a porn.β βIf you had told me this a year ago, I wouldβve said 'Interesting, now leave me alone.ββ βLook, Iβm confused. Iβm very, very confused.β βOh, if Iβm self-aware that Iβm a douchebag, itβll make me less of a douchebag.β βAm I balding?β βThis is really, really disturbing.β βAmateurs can fucking suck it.β βFuck their wives, drink their blood!β βA handful of bug-eyed salamanders in silicon valleyβ¦β βMaybe that as a way of life, forever, maybe thatβs umβ¦not good.β βIβmβ¦horny.β βIt isnβt sex itβs the next best thing.β βTonight Iβm thinking of taking it slow.β βWeβll use emojis only.β βWe donβt need phonetical diction.β βWeβll talk dirty like weβre ancient Egyptians.β βWhat if now you think that Iβm implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel?β βCrisis averted, thank god.β βThey made the internet for nights like this.β βI love you, baby. Send a picture of your tits, please.β βJesus fucking Christ I guess I never learn.β βMy phoneβs flash is my only light and the flash makes my dick look frightened.β βI chicken out and send a picture of my face instead.β βMy dick looks like the baby from eraserhead.β βSo I send it to you and then my phone dies.β βOne hand on my dick and one hand on my phone.β βAnother night on my phone, yeah.β βIβm not feeling good.β βAll my clothes are dirty.β βWhatβs up you useless fuck?β βI havenβt had a shower in the last nine days.β βIβm not really feeling like I wanna get lit.β βMy current mental health is rapidly approaching an all time low.β βYeah, so um, yeah, not doing so great.β βDo I really have to finish?β βDo returns always diminish?β βDid I say that right?β βI wrote offensive shit and I said it.β βTimes are changing and Iβm getting old.β βMy bed is empty and Iβm getting cold.β βIβm problematic.β βHeβs a problem.β βAre you gonna hold me accountable?β βIβm gonna go home and burn it.β βIβve been totally awful.β βAnd Iβm really fucking sorry.β βBitch Iβm trying to listen.β βWell thatβs fine, you radiate such youth.β βYay.β βNooooooo!β βGodβ¦goddammit.β βOh yeah? Well your fucking phones are poisoning your minds, okay?β βSo when you develop a dissociative mental disorder in your twenties, donβt come crawling back to me.β βMy stupid friends are having stupid children.β βIβll be 40 and kill myself then.β βI just want to say for the record, um, that I do not want to kill myself, okay?β βCan you not, please?β βThere are people that love yβI mean, thatβs not true, necessarily, but there could be.β βAre you tired of it? Never mind, I donβt want to know.β βWelcome to the internet.β βThereβs no need to panic.β βDonβt act surprised, you know you like it, you whore.β βApathyβs a tragedy and boredom is a crime.β βAnd that has made me completely freak out.β βSo, yeah, who fucking cares?β βIs it just me or do pirates need to take better care of their fucking maps?β
For every "β‘" I get I'll give a tip on how to win my muse's heart.
Persephone: Flower power
Hera: Queenie
Aphrodite: Lovesick
Minthe: Minty Fresh
@hecatcd
" Ooh! Makes me sound like a super hero~!"
" How original. "
" Only in the sheets, baby~ "
" I have a fucking name, USE it. "
Come into my inbox and give my muse a pet name/nickname. They will respond with whether they approve or not.
Anonymously send me something your muse is secretly thinking about mine.
β TRUTHΒ βΒ + 'Would you rather go without your phone or Ares for a year?' (@ Aphrodite)
TRUTH SERUM TIME !
" Phone. "
" A phone can be replaced but he can't... "
" wut- "
TRUTH SERUM TIME !Β
SENDΒ Β β TRUTHΒ βΒ +Β AΒ QUESTIONΒ ANDΒ MYΒ MUSEΒ HASΒ TOΒ ANSWER.Β NOΒ LYINGΒ ALLOWED.
Send aΒ βπΉβ if Your Muse thinks Mine is Beautiful/Handsome
You can taste the dishonesty. Itβs all over your breath.
indie hera by kotys
Send meΒ βCanβt sleep?β to have a tired conversation with my muse in the middle of the night.
FLAWED ROYALTY π
Thanks for reading my rules!
Feel free to harass my muses whenever you'd like!
FLAWED ROYALTY
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Hope you enjoy my content, dear guest!
Going quiet so I can catch up with screenshotting the comic. Material-wise, I'm caught up with the comic but icon-wise, I've just gotten to the second season. This shouldn't take too long since Perse kinda disappears for a while.
Aaaanyway~ Be back soon!
Persephone has appeared! What to do? Confess Bang Punch Kneel down