Coo-Coo-Ka-Choo Got Screwed

Life is an adventure so have fun!

[lavenderfables]

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

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[tiktoks-repost]

[neonprotagonist]

i’m sorry but the hannah montana transition music is truly what’s driving me nuts watching this

[gated]

The comments are hilarious because so many Americans just don’t know about other countries.

That’s a brushtail possum. I love o’possums too but possums are adorable in their own way. Brushies are little assholes though.

THIS is the ultimate cute possum, the (rock) ringtail possum! Look at that (super strong) curly tail!

[visit-ba-sing-se]

Me, lying on my bed, face down, desperately trying to get up: come on body yip yip

[wufflesvetinari]

the thing about lotr that the movies don’t convey so fully is how the story is set in an age heavily overshadowed by all the ages before. they’re constantly traveling through ruins, discussing the glory of days gone by, the empires of men are much diminished, the elves (especially galadriel) are described as seeming incongruent, frozen in time….some of the imagery is even near-apocalyptic, like the ruins of moria and of course the landscape surrounding mordor

this is a strange thought to me, somehow: that the archetypal “high fantasy” story is set at the point where the…fantasy…used to be much higher? this is not the golden age; this is a remnant

[gaykarstaagforever]

LotR is Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome of the elves.

[wufflesvetinari]

i want to emphasize that people have added excerpts of their theses in reply to this post but this is still my favorite reblog

[curioscurio]

Boromir makes me emo

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[hobolunchbox]

The city is safe tonight. 

[bunjywunjy]

I AM THE NIGHT.

[iamthelowercase]

@argumate PLEASE tell me this is not the first time you’re seeing this.

[argumate]

it’s the thousandth time but I still appreciate it.

[daily-batty-dose]

Your Daily Batty Dose

[justdailystories]

Hilarious Twitter Thread Where People Pretend Their Pets Are Workers

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I am giggling far too much at “Assistant branch manager” :D

[wahtdahel-blog]

Many of us have had an older woman in our lives take us aside and tell us: make sure you have money your partner cannot access. 

Your own bank account. A cash stash. 

 My mom calls it “fuck-you money.“ 

[writing-prompt-s]

The person who grew up expecting to be the “chosen one” learns that they are meant to destroy the world, not save it.

[helz-belz]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thenatsdorf]

Watch her tail wiggle with joy when she leaps out the door!

[sophie531896273240810891]

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

[mockwa]

In Slovakia, did not change the route because of the stadium under construction

[justcatposts]

[dantee000-deactivated20190816]

ΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑ

[micdotcom]

Deaf singer Mandy Harvey performs stunning original song on ‘America’s Got Talent,’ earns the golden buzzer

[leosbones]

and i’m crying

[kybarsfang]

People who can overcome their disabilities to follow their dreams are such an inspiration.

[spoopy-story-deactivated2018020]

If you haven’t listened to her yet, do so. Her voice is really amazing!