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[goldenliartrash]

[psych-is-the-name]

[aleshakills]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

[aleshakills]

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

[soymsan-entro]

I challenge @goldenliartrash to a duel for making me read Gideon the Ninth and now my baka yuri heart is in pieces.

[goldenliartrash]

Ok! Which one of us is going to wear the maid dress and which one is going to be named Sex?

[thenextdraft]

Heaven on Earth

[what-even-is-thiss]

On the first day of my Spanish class the professor was like “who here is a native Spanish speaker?” and like ten people raised their hands.

And my question for native speakers taking Spanish 1 for an easy A is not why they’re doing that but why would they admit it publicly

[thatdamnokie]

[talas-first-lady]

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[totally-silly-artist-yep-stable]

it's been a while.

deadass drew this while my uncle was getting arrested

[aeromiyo]

[8syntheticanimal8]

[fluentisonus]

no eclipse glasses we are experiencing things allegory of the cave style

[orange-catsidy]

[orange-catsidy]

faqs:

is this real? / i thought pro wrestling was fake? wrestling is 'fake' in that the fights are choreographed and the winner is predetermined, but the physicality is very real. there's no way to 'fake' getting whipped with a metal chain so hard it leaves welts.

why ARE they chained? this is a specialty fight called a 'dog collar match' where both participants are, you guessed it, fitted with dog collars which are then chained together.

is this legal? / how can this be allowed? why wouldn't it be? they're both consenting adults who planned and agreed to it.

but they could be seriously hurt! they know, and they accept the risk. pro wrestlers are well aware of the injuries possible in their line of work, and they do it anyway because they're crazy people.

IS there aftercare? of a sort, yeah - there's a medical team on hand to patch everyone up, and lots of coworkers backstage to give them a 'job well done!'

why are they wearing thigh highs? they're kneepads/shin guards for protection. looking like sexy thigh highs is just a bonus side effect!

ok, but why's that guy in a shiny speedo? personal preference. wrestlers can design their own outfits and some prefer full coverage long tights, while others wear less to show off the gams.

is that cm punk? yup! he unretired last year.

why do straight men watch this? i'm still trying to figure this one out. 🤷

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#is this just kinky as hell to anyone else or like#is that just me? 

Nah mate two half-naked muscular men chained together by their dog collars whipping the shit out of each other with chains in a ritualised power struggle with a predetermined dominator and submitter of the interaction in a public ring is wholesome family entertainment

[paintedhen]

just machine things

[manu-script]

yo cuando tengo que defender el transporte público:

yo cuando tengo que usar el transporte público:

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[starknstarwars]

Me opening up the half-finished draft of my ‘narratively creative’ Conclave fanfic:

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

?????????