The Golden Trio Got Up to Shit

the golden trio did so much random shit, the people in their life are finding out just how much (jk rowling can go f herself)

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Harry: why didn't Dumbledore just leave the stone in Gringotts?

Hermione: it's 3am

Ron: you were his shiny hero, he needed to test you

Hermione: and test voldy

Harry: since when do you call him voldy?

Hermione: go to sleep!

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Hermione: being a hero has perks.

Ron: what? like no one trying to arrest you for that time you kept a person in a jar for a year?

Hermione: did you have to bring that up?

Draco: *realising he's very lucky he's still alive* ... thank you for hitting me

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Ron: never have I ever followed a random patronus into the woods while on the run from voldemort, jumped into the icy lake it lead me too with a locket that contained a piece of his soul around my neck like an idiot and almost drowned

Harry: *takes a shot* fuck you

Draco: ... you what?

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never have i ever

draco: this game is boring, it's not like any of us have ever, oh i don't know, brewed polyjuice potion

hermione: right...

harry: (sweating) never done that

ron: we have only ever followed the law

draco: ... are you guys okay?