PUPPET HISTORY SENTENCE STARTERS !
  Episode 2: Stealing the Worldâs Most Expensive Necklace
note: some quotes have been slightly altered to fit rp needs.
â same prize as last timeâŚÂ â
â unrelated question: have you ever been catfished? â
â is her boob out? â
â i donât see nothinâ. â
â letâs hear about these schemes - i wanna hear more about these schemes. â
â well, you would get REAL beheaded. â
â that blade was dullâŚÂ â
â THATâS ENOUGH! â
â you never look happy, you either look indifferent or very disappointed and angry. â
â nevermind, i had something way grosser in my mind. â
â i feel like i have to explain myself. â
â well, thatâs insane. â
â YOU SAID GENITAL ORIGAMI! â
â and everyone got PISSED. â
â you thought you were safe. â
â god damn it, the prophecy fulfills itself. â
â so yeah, [ name ] lied to [ name ]. â
â who goes there? iâll kill you! â
â you know what this meansâŚÂ â
â do you think [ name ] bought it? â
â [ name ] bought the hell out of it! â
â youâre in this situation, fix it. â
â itâs the god damn SATs all over again! â
â i was a horse girl. there, i said it. â
â god, i love sugar cubes. â
â alright, donât give me a homework assignment, bud. â
â [ name ]âs story crumbled like a house of cards. â
â donât compliment yourself, you son of a bitch. â