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brionysea

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

radawaycunt

I think being pinned onto the clothesline and fluttering in the afternoon breeze while I sun dry would cure me actually

desinteresse

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

desinteresse

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

depsidase

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Is your Dungeons and Dragons character too happy? Are they too settled into their life and thusly require some kind of personal tragedy to motivate them to leave it and take up a life of adventuring? Try Primus Tachonis!

Primus Tachonis is an all-purpose personal tragedy creator sure to spur your character to adventure specifically so they can get his ass. Whether you need an old money asshole muscling in on an institution beloved to your PC or an evil sorcerer to slaughter their entire family Primus Tachonis has the magic and the social station to create whatever tragedy is required to serve your backstory.

Primus Tachonis is so versatile as a backstory tool he has professional D&D players raving:

Primus Tachonis killed my character's best friend and now she has to figure out who she is without him! -Laura Bailey I wrote a light backstory because I was still feeling out the setting and my dungeon master used Primus Tachonis to turn my brother into a statue! -Travis Willingham Primus Tachonis is trying to take over my character's magic school and endangering her students, and she will not have that! -Marisha Rey I had intended my character to have a tense but ultimately repairable relationship with his father, but then my DM used Primus Tachonis to rip his skull from his head. Now my character is on a quest to kill every member of Primus' noble house! -Matthew Mercer My character was a happy and established local playwright until Primus Tachonis had his little brother executed. Now he's taken up the sword again in his brother's stead! -Liam O'Brian I needed someone to murder my character's wife and daughter and my dungeon master suggested Primus Tachonis, and I couldn't be happier with the result! -Robbie Daymond Even works on members of his own family! -Alexander Ward

So don't miss out on the one-man solution to forcing your character to feel the call to adventure, try Primus Tachonis today!

#critical role #primus tachonis #campaign 4

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

leonriell

I can still hear the falcon's cry

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shuuenka

I love it whenever Marisha uses Liam as her mannequin to show her actions as Murray, and this ep was full of it!!. top table Marisha and Liam physicality is back in action (empire kids my beloveds)

#critical role #campaign 4

elieowlsclownery

Finished latest episode and yeah yeah yeah great battle so much intrigue and excitement but more important than that I need King Gus to kiss Murray’s hand next episode at the very LEAST. He was poisoned, his Druid was under Dominate and his Hounds were down and frothing at the mouth. And then he finds a potion out of nowhere, his weapons that were taken away kicked back to him, he felt her invisible hand touch his chest to shield him from attacks. And then the moment he discovers this glamorous dwarf women dressed to the nines was the invisible force helping him is when she’s fucking stabbing. And the hottest thing? Flanking. Unless it turns out he’s not single I simply cannot see a future where King Gus doesn’t want to get Murray’s number.

#critical role #murray mag'nesson #king augustus valian #campaign 4 #king gus

rann-poisoncage

jumping in the murray x king gus ship! ( I know my king gus is shit, he should be way more buff. I didn't have enough time to properly design him between work, ToT will do better next time...

#critical role #murray mag'nesson #king augustus valian #king gus #campaign 4