goldstarsoup

This might be controversial but I was put here on this earth for both shits AND giggles

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[telepathylove]

in the chillest possible way,

[blackdow]

my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...

[afloweroutofstone]

[shes-unforgettable]

This is my new favourite image ever

[dogpuppy]

[bitchthefuck1]

If you trapped these two in a room together they'd develop an entirely new english dialect in less than a week

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[segamascott]

[heavensghost]

Words by Mary Oliver engraved in rock

[shivroy]

[dogwoodbite]

[ID: car with michigan licence plate "SHIVROY" and bumper stickers that read "I'd rather be watching Succession on Max formerly HBO Max" and "I'd rather be watching Succession on HBO Max formerly Max formerly HBO Max" /End ID]

[freakvampiresex]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[verybeary1]

Crying at the moon? Yeah I sure am

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

jerking off has been mid lately

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

This has changed recently

[dirteater5000]

everyone shut up and look at this

[akashicrecord]

Katy Perry just grabbed me by the back of the neck and put my head through a glass china cabinet

[halondrus]

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot