I went to sleep a poet and I woke up a fraud

ghost ▪︎ 27 ▪︎ xe/xem ▪︎ 18+ ▪︎ nothing thicker than a knifes blade separates happiness from melancholy

[miseria-fortes-viros]

nsfw (osha violation)

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally 😭😭😭

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]

[homesick-ghosts]

I work until 11pm and I gotta be at the airport by 530am please pray for me yall

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

did the beat go off?

i nut and then my meat go soft? 

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

her daughters got the whooping cough?

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

i brake and let the children cross?

[swagsmeister]

hollanov breakfast making in fugly pride merch to kick off pride month

[aslongasitsblack]

today i am really really thinking about the fact that ilya and shane never eat a meal together until boston they never sit in a car together until ottowa they spend at most like fifty? hours alone together over ten years and yet and yet and yet they obsess over each other like they are the only other real person in the world they are so tethered so fucking magnets that it doesn’t matter that in one year they maybe only see each other for a total of a few hours in a whole life when you look at the numbers they are merely a blip in each others in time spent together ilya has probably spent more time talking to his local barista and shane has had longer conversations with his nutritionist than they have with each other and yet and yet and yet love is so undeniable, so potent, so extraordinary that any time they are in each other’s vicinity it drives them mad and they both know they both just fucking know that the other will ruin them and then they do they let it ruin them anyway because they can’t help themselves they can’t stay away from each other they fall so deeply in love based on the equivalent of a long weekend over ten! years!

[shetheyslain]

I’m pregnant and it’s no one’s

#selfish

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[howling-wizard2]

obscene obscene obscene

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[cutecipher]

whether or not men benefit from feminism has no bearing on whether feminism is worthwhile

[cutecipher]

put another way. i dont care about how men are impacted by feminism

[cutecipher]

already have people mad about this. okay here's another take. men should be feminists for no benefit.

[mantis-lizbian]

just as white people should be anti-racism for no benefit, and cis people should be pro-trans for no benefit. the only "benefit" that should be required is the creation of a more just world, not because you, personally, actually do get something out of it.

[thekidsarentalright]

there should be a bear pride flag but instead of the paw in the corner it’s patrick

[thekidsarentalright]

my vision

[prettyyinpunk]

I’m in a saw trap but all the whirling blades and shit overloaded the power in this abandoned warehouse so now I have to wait for jigsaw to go the basement and flip the breaker before I can finish cutting my arm off #fml

[fagstaynight]

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

[tfemflightinstructor]

It is always appropriate to laugh at the United State’s misery and make fun of 9/11

[homesick-ghosts]

I just want a cut and good quality backpack is that too much to ask