hallmark comedy vampire

miles - he/him - 20's - images without description are tagged 'undescribed' :-)

[lmaonade]

awake as shit just looking at images trying to understand anything

[ripempezardexerox]

[dogwoodbite]

[ID: grainy png showing two hands being held through an old monitor, with "Los amigos de Internet" overlayed in a curly font /End ID]

[fatherjohnmisty]

I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[thejewellerybox]

Gannet Diving necklace by Rie Taniguchi

[spore-carrier]

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

[somelocusts]

The idea that I'm gonna go start spending the big bucks on comic books because they took down readcomiconline is like assuming that revoking my driver's license would convince me to finally purchase a helicopter.

[kuttithevangu]

Instead of discussing author identity what if we just said this is an m/m romance with body hair. And this is an m/m romance where everyone is smooth like a dolphin

[girl-blorbo-polls]

If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?

I trust her, I’ll be fine

I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h

It depends on what kind of day we’re having

This is gonna suck…

Other/nuance

Remaining time: 10 minutes

[masonlindroth]

Recent commissioned work.

[thepoisonroom]

a pet is basically your:

baby

roommate

Remaining time: 1 hour 7 minutes

[cynocef]

developing a positive and healthy relationship to doing household chores is the key to your life not sucking btw

[cynocef]

and like the problem is that a lot of chores are framed as things that you Have To Do to fulfill some reason or another (ie doing the dishes so that you can cook and have clean dishes to eat off of) and when that becomes your motivation to do everything nothing seems appealing. OR chores become negatively reinforced (ie i have to do the dishes so that my roommate stops nagging me) and that makes me feel bad so i end up avoiding the task entirely and that sucks.

but you have got to reframe it. you have got to reframe the task so that now it's something you want to do, like being high at 2am in the kitchen in your underwear dancing by yourself. this is a much better experience than just doing the dishes. now you get to do a little task and you're high and in the kitchen by yourself in your underwear and having fun. and it's 2am. and life doesn't suck

[wastrelwoods]

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[dogwoodbite]

purchased a $6 lemonade that straight up tastes like bread and butter pickles

[gnosissy]

graffiti on the rail bridge reads "YOU WILL BE BACK HOME WANKING AGAIN SOON"

[heavenlivebytalkingheads]

[dogwoodbite]

[ID: a grainy screenshot of disco elysium's "UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI" /End ID]

[mooned-knights]

we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there