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“Are you kidding me?” He screeched. “I custom order my turkey every year for perfection and you’re telling me that you won’t have it in time for Thanksgiving? I made my order four months ago! This is unbelievable, you’ll be getting a call from my attorney and I’ll make sure no one does business here again.”
Rachel stood silently next to her husband, casually nodding to the woman behind the counter as she held up the tofurkey. She was attempting to remain casual and not highlight the fact she had obviously planned this turkey sabotage. “Honey, don’t yell at them...it’s really not their fault.” She smiled warmly, placing a supportive hand on her husband’s shoulder. “We’ll have the best meat free thanksgiving there ever was.”















