goldteethnfangz

︻╦╤─ soft ghetto ─╤╦︻ What the heck come after six???

[vipster0809]

[tastefullyoffensive]

More of the Best #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tweets Part One

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

Ok but the Mulan one is spot on

[snlgifs]

George W. Bush entered the 2016 race and gives his take on the GOP candidates.

[nbcsnl]

He’s back, everyone. And he’s ready to be president.

[nintendette]

[riotsnotdiets]

[c0c0nut-jam]

Lesbian Pulp Fiction novel cover by Peter Basch in the 1950s

[stunningpicture]

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

[princeowl-deactivated20150410]

surprise bitch

[grandpayno-deactivated20160131]

why does this pic look just like a bullying stockphoto fUCK

[kaijutegu]

I just found out that my gecko’s tail works on my phone's touch screen, so I'm gonna let her make a text post and let autocorrect interpret her words.

Funks go e y y man kill zucchini angst

[vetmedirl]

the gecko has spoken

[spacedaydreams]

me in a horror movie

[dlubes]

1st text - Friday: 10:23PM

2nd text - Today 9:37PM

[trapcard]

AQSWEDRTEYKUTJ

[habitualshaker]

“sorry I just got your text are you still gonna kill me?”

[lolfactory]

[beelzebro-no-deactivated2018121]

[taquito]

[asparagays]

[goldteethnfangz]

Santa: *brings out a long dusty list of receipts*

Santa: hello problematic children it's call out time

[floristgump]

*looks through your selfies*

[pazdlua]