Gold the Writer

I'm vibin, writin, artin, and readin.

[goldthenugget]

Meet the Nugget

I. Am. A. Minor. I do not and will not tolerate purposefully nsfw content shared with me in any way. Mild innuendos are fine, but if not SFW you will be blocked. I will not tolerate disrespect or discrimination of any kind. You will be blocked. Anything that makes me or the people I care about even a little bit uncomfortable, take a fuckin guess, that's right you'll be blocked. I swear a lot, an irl friend has me saved as sailor, I will try not to swear but I dont push myself to do things I might not be able to keep up with.

I am a part of Untrust! A vsmp oc au, here's my blog for that as well as the au blog!

@marie-thatcher-untrust, @untrust-vsmp-au

NOTICE: I have no control over Stupid Little Fox Creature, it is its own entity and goes where it wishes, if you find it, pls alert me of it's location

NOTICE 2: I'm aware of the terf origins of the bigender flag I made, I haven't had time to change it

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

[boganjunkrat-deactivated2017011]

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

[thefaginogion]

perfect (bisexual)

[negrocops]

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

[goldthenugget]

@astromakesdreams your all three <3

[alorz]

i feel like I'm seeing more and more she/he he/hers she/hims every day and it makes me so fucking happy . guygirls and girlguys one day we might even get our pronouns on a pin

[goldthenugget]

My last dnd session out of context

Me (in character): "GO TO THE TIME OUT CORNER"

Friend 1(ooc): "WE'RE OUTSIDE"

Me (ic): "DID I STUTTER"

⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━⊱༒︎ • ༒︎⊰━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆ tws: mentioned suicide

Me: I cast command on the spider

Dm: What do you command it to do

Party: SUICIDE SUICIDE SUICIDE

Me: Drown?

Me: *drowns three large spiders in 3 minutes*

⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━⊱༒︎ • ༒︎⊰━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆

Friend 2: MOLOTOV THAT BITCH

⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━⊱༒︎ • ༒︎⊰━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆

Friend 3: *character dies*

Dm to friend 4: do you want to heal 3, your friend just died

Friend 4: but that's not my problem

⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━⊱༒︎ • ༒︎⊰━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆ tws cult mention

Friend 3: I was in a cult! 😃

[goldthenugget]

My moonsona/oc Auruma Cerva (name comes from the latin words for gold and deer) my drawing and the picrew I used for reference

She is a business woman/CEO who inherited her company from her grandfather who raised her when he died (totally not partially her fault and she's not guilty(no seriously she isn't he wasn't great))

She's a bit sassy and somewhat chaotic, very caring for people close to her almost to a fault. She is descended of deer people from other worlds. Not quite sure what it's like to not grow up with money and definitely is a pampered rich kid who doesn't understand normal struggles.

[goldthenugget]

HEY, @astromakesdreams

Our inside jokes! :D

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

PSA: NEW SCAM BOT ALERT

not sure if it’s “new” but in the past couple days, my friends and I have each been receiving about dozens of this exact message with the exact same script from various random blogs.

but instead of empty blogs that are very obviously bots, these blogs all have profile pictures and reblogs on their blogs like any other normal blogs. although if you scroll down far enough, most of them are very recently created, with the first ever reblogs from their blogs being from less than a week ago — which makes me think they’re newly created blogs with reblogs and profile pictures, so that they’re not very obviously bots anymore. but they all use the same script.

obviously I did not contact them, and I have all of them blocked and reported. because I know if I did contact them, they would try and convince me that my blog was somehow “compromised” one way or another, and then they’d say I’d have to contact this random guy on discord (instead of tumblr support) and then I’d have to change the email I associated my blog with to their new email that they gave me. then boom. the second my blog was registered with their email, they had control of everything, and chances were that I’d never be able to get my blog back. or worse, they had access to my personal information too. it’s all the same scam tactics.

do NOT fall for them. do NOT contact any shady, random person on discord or any other platform. the ONLY way you contact support when you have an issue with your blog is directly through tumblr support. not a random guy on discord.

I’m not disclosing their url because even though I’m 90% sure it’s a bot, I don’t want to accidentally send people to harass an innocent person in case of the blog having originally belonged to an innocent person before they were hacked. because when these scammers/bots hack someone’s blog, they use the blog to further scam other people, since the blog was originally a legit blog, it won’t look “empty and obviously a bot”.

stay safe everyone.

[blackqueerblog]

[avellach-the-realmwalker]

Chik-fil-le sandwich

INGREDIENTS:

4 hamburger buns, split

1 head green leaf lettuce, leaves separated

1 beefsteak tomato, sliced

20 dill pickle slices

FOR THE CHICKEN

2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts

1 cup dill pickle juice

1 ½ cups milk, divided

1 cup peanut oil

1 large egg

½ cup all-purpose flour

1 tablespoon confectioners’ sugar

Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste

DIRECTIONS:

Place a chicken breast on a cutting board. With your hand flat on top of it, carefully slice the chicken in half horizontally. Trim excess fat as needed.

In a large shallow baking dish, combine chicken, pickle juice and ½ cup milk; marinate for at least 30 minutes. Drain well.

Heat peanut oil in a large skillet over medium high heat.

In another large shallow baking dish, whisk together remaining 1 cup milk and egg. Stir in chicken to coat and drain excess milk mixture.

In a gallon size Ziploc bag or large bowl, combine chicken, flour and confectioners’ sugar; season with salt and pepper, to taste.

Working in batches, add chicken to the skillet and cook until evenly golden and crispy, about 4-5 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate.

Serve chicken immediately on burger buns with green leaf lettuce, tomato and pickles.

[stardust-lightning]

Also if y’all are interested, I have the copycat recipes for the Frosted Lemonade and the Chicken Nuggets

https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/copycat-chick-fil-a-nuggets/2b483ee0-a13e-4a3f-bf0b-9b26099c6e24

https://cincyshopper.com/copycat-chick-fil-a-frosted-lemonade/

[discourserealness]

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

[socialjusticeolivia]

THIS IS GOOD AND ALL BUT PLEASE IF THEY HAVE ACTUAL CP PLEASE REPORT IT TO FBI TIPS,

[excalibelle]

If it’s clear they have broken laws (they post/talk about using child porn, admit to things they’ve done with minors, etc), go fill out a form here ( https://tips.fbi.gov ) to make the FBI aware and bring this filth to justice. Every single one. And if there’s no proof of criminal offense, then go on and flag them, at least then they aren’t here to prey on children on the internet.

[gumsmack-deactivated20180527]

Hi guys I recently had a run in with a pedophile who was posting child pornography, please don’t call the police there’s not a whole lot they can do in situations of tracking unless it’s in your home state! And they don’t have a department that deals with blogs.

Instead call 1-800-843-5678 or fill out a form for cybertipline.com , they reach out within the same day and deal with these assholes all the time. They will contact you if they need more assistance or if they’ve resolved it! The police department redirected me to the hotline and will do so in every situation unless it’s local. Stay safe!

[constellations-and-energy]

WHAT THE FUCK EW???????? 

REBLOG TO WRECK A PEDOPHILE 

[boingovisions]

yes, please report to the fbi or the other place mentioned. tumblr will only delete the blog and all of the evidence.

[tatsumi-rin]

Also use IWF (Internet Watch Foundation/ iwf.org.uk) for mentioned imagery, especially if in the UK. You can even report anonymously.

[trevorr-belmont]

hey y’all, remember this. report if you see it. 

[buzzycrow]

this is so goddamn gross. saving this for if i stumble across one of these disgusting fucks.

[valtsv]

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

[valtsv]

god i love the internet because if i said shit like this to people irl they'd probably just stare at me blankly but when i post it online everyone in the notes reacts like this

[softwaring]

[goldthenugget]

@astromakesdreams Everytime that one bitch in chorus messes with you(-the gun(and Dolly technically)):

[aburntcookie]

Tag game!!

Put a fun fact about you, and tag moots!

I play the Trumpet and Piano, but no one ever believes me when I say I can play 😭.

@rubystar999 @sunofafish @euni-nyx @strawbxrrypies @annabellescreation @hollow-nautilus @catcgamingyt @nocturnalsighting @abandon-asthma-inhale-clouds @isntthatmarvellous @kaeyasyndrome @cryaboutit666 @sh1n3yy @lifeserieswatcher @cee-watches @allhailgoldenchicken @multishipper33 @merthaevelynk @splendibugzz

[i-do-anything-but-write]

I have a teeth gap. The doctors tried to close it twice, but it turned out to be pretty strong

@elronthemage @sunflowerrosy @pio-birb @loftwingofcrimson @butterfly-teacup @bookish-kiwi @philanthropicalsundog @lemedstudent2021

[sunflowerrosy]

I used to have a tooth gap but it’s closed up after my wisdom teeth started coming in

I have two little white spots in the middle of my front teeth that the dentists have no clue what they are because they’ve migrated to the bottom of my teeth and they say they shouldn’t have moved lol

@the-ellia-west @elronthemage @rockellex @northernhealer @butterfly-teacup @loftwingofcrimson @the-actual-timberwolfe @thebookishkiwi + open tags!

[carb0n-m0n0xide]

Despite knowing how to read chords and play piano, i have 0 idea how to read sheet music 💔

Open tags!

[goldthenugget]

i can play guitar and have several songs memorized thanks to chorus

@astromakesdreams (in chorus with them :D), open!

[ghostofmads]

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

[goldthenugget]

Meet my grandparents dog Elle (Ellie)

She's majestic

[goldthenugget]

she's laying on my feet, queen, why

[goldthenugget]

Meet my grandparents dog Elle (Ellie)

She's majestic

[fandom-man]

[goldthenugget]

i helped out at a summer day camp in june and I called the kids "Kit Kats" and some of the kids started calling me Kit Kat. Last day of camp one of the kids that called me Kit Kat gave me a note that literally said "KIT KAT!!!" exactly like that. I had a favorite camper, it's her. She's going places.