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Non French person, let me introduce you to one of our best ad ever (NO ITS NOT ONE OF THE ORANGINA ONE)

It was for a discount card for our national railway company (discontinued, unfortunately, bc it was a pretty good deal.)

Enjoy :)

kagaintheskywithdiamonds

yorhaw

Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.

footlongdingledong

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

cosmic-crasher

I never even considered how this might look to someone unfamiliar with the katamari game series

kidzbopdeathgrips

7sghost

this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo i’ve ever seen

inthefallofasparrow

By ‘egg producers’, I choose to imagine they mean just a flock of disappointed British birds staring glumly at a phone.

hateweasel

Straight Gilbert isn't real; he can't hurt yo--

sluttynurse

diabloii

seracadash

crazy concept. imagine

daggerdoggy

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

daggerdoggy

do not forget this

dizzyisdizzy

Panty and Stocking!!

canichangemyblogname

This June, I need Gen Z queers to understand that some people are closeted.

canichangemyblogname

I am saying this as a Gen Z queer, before y’all get your guns out to fucking shoot me.

But I need y’all to understand that if someone doesn’t give you their government name in a queer space, it’s not because they’re “mysterious,” and you do not have permission to take it upon yourself to figure out their “real identity” and go digging for them online like a private investigator. First, that’s creepy and a violation of privacy and reasonable boundaries. Second, some of us keep our private and professional lives very separate because we need to keep food on the fucking table and a roof over our heads, and our private life could jeopardize that.

canichangemyblogname

“Why won’t you tell me about your parents?” “Why can’t I know your real name?” “Where do you work?”

1.) Not all our parents would bake us a fucking cake when we come out. Some of us are closeted. Surely you understand this? You also do not need to know my parent’s names or occupations; we are both adults. I do not need nor want to mix you and my private life with my parents and my public life.

2.) Trans people do not owe you their dead name or government name

3.) I’m not telling you for the sake of job security. I am a government fucking caseworker working amidst a fucking lavender panic!

“There’s no way you’re a different person outside this; you’re still you at your core. What harm is there—”

No, I am a completely different person. A different person with a different personality and different interests and a different name and presentation. I am a completely different person because I keep this life and my public life private to avoid fracturing 90% of my interpersonal relationships and 100% of my professional ones.

“You’re not out? But you’re so confident.”

See— that’s part of the issue. Y’all assume someone is in the closet because they hate themselves or lack self-identity. Some of us know exactly who we are, but need to prioritize financial stability or else our entire life gets exponentially harder immediately.

canichangemyblogname

You meet queer people over the age of 40 and one of the first/earliest questions is “who knows?”

I need y’all to start bringing that energy. Because it’s not always safe for someone to be out and not everyone is safe to be out around.

There is a misnomer that “the closet” inherently means “doesn’t know they’re queer” and not “isn’t out widely and publicly.” “Outness” is often a patchwork.

When you think about it, as long as you realise a childhood dream, becoming blind isn't that bad ?

#there's an eclipse tomorrow and there's no glasses anywhere #upthebaguette #mymi talks for once

wiimotion

T_T I wish bathroom-related disabilities weren’t still today the subject of so much baseless ableism and hatred.. When you learn that kind of shame, it can kill you. People think “it’s too embarrassing to be seen buying an enema, or to go to the ER and need a manual disimpaction. I’ll just wait this one out” and then the bowel perforates and that can kill you in no time at all. And a LOT of it is just because of the meaningless stigma surrounding something as universal and basic as.. peeing and pooping?? That’s insane! Most everyone does it! Get over yourself and stop perpetuating shame!! Knowing someone has to wear a diaper will not kill you, but the embarrassment that person feels might just kill them!!