Golfi's Princess

In love with Rob and Mic < 333 | Adult | Any Pronouns | Minors DNI

[golfigetsit]

DNI

Hello, you may call me Golfster or Golfi's princess. DNI if:

If you're a Golfi or Saintjean anti (Die, respectfully.)

Are a minor

Are my family or an IRL.

You sexualize the Hamilton Reality Community. (They were minors at one point, and being a real estate agent doesn't mean you should be sexualized)

Your name is "Eren"

You vandalize Golfi's advertisments

You're a Jerry Smith kinnie (You people disgust me.)

You think Golfi is a bad person or greedy.

You use witchcraft for evil.

You proship Golfi and Saintjean.

Are a Jesuit.

You've had sex (I am a Virgin.)

You're a terf (Golfi does not like transphobs.)

You headcannon Golfi as owning a Tesla.

You vape.

You drink, do weed, or drugs. (I don't want bad influences.)

Work in the healthcare industry (My aunt is a nurse and I don't like her.)

Are a murderer or serial killer.

You're a Leo.

You draw gender bent art of Golfi. (It makes me very confused.)

You have money, but you steal anyway.

You are a fan of Fra*kie Gra*de or A*ia*na Gra*de. (She is a homewrecker and her brother supports her bad actions.)

You disrespect people who view The Golfi Team as a religion. (I personally do not, but I respect all beliefs)

You call people "chronically online" for setting basic boundaries.

You don't believe in Tulpas (My headmate Wendell is very real and may also post on this blog.)

You don't think Golfi and Michael are soft bois ^_^

[golfigetsit]

Hi Hamilton reality community. It's been a while, but my love and devotion to Golfi hasn't wavered. I plan to leave the house tomorrow to admire and touch my favortive Golfi sign. >.<

[golfisgorl]

Any advice for a new/aspiring Golfihead? Just want to worship that man like the god He is, ya know?

hiiiiiii!!!<333 I'm sooo glad to meet other Golfiheads hee hee!!

Step 1: be yourself! Kyaaaa!٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

Step 2: Listen to his podcast!!! I have been falling asleep to his voice ever since he started his podcast and it makes me feel like I'm being held gently and protected by his loving spirit as lull off :3

Step 3: Always ask yourself WWGD (what would Golfi do)? ✶⋆.˚

Step 4: Support Golfi online and everywhere you go. Show your love and support through things like fanart, fanfic, fanedits, and other lovely things~

Step 5: Profit $$$$ (just like the kind of real profit badass realtors make ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ )

[golfisgorl]

yawning, I sat up and pulled back the covers from the real estate mogul sized bed I was lying in. As I did, the sun's rays gently shone on the man lying next to me.

I gently picked up with wriggling body as he attempted to get out of the direct light and put him into his terrarium. It had been three months since Golfi turned into a worm, and while it had taken some adjusting, we were making it work. Or maybe we were making it, wormk? Pulling on clothes, I quickly placed his breakfast of medicinal oats into the terrarium, and watched for a moment as he happily made his way over and began to eat. It would take him quite some time, so I set the alarm for another hour and curled up in bed again. It wasn't the same without his warmth, but we were still together and ultimately, that's what mattered most.

This is so beautiful!!! I teared up at the medicinal oats part and I still haven't stopped crying. SO! FREAKING! WHOLESOME!!!(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )づ♡

[golfigetsit]

Who do you think kisses who first? >///<

Michael, hehehe *blushes*

I think Golfi always kisses girls first, but he usually lets other boys kiss him first >.<

[golfigetsit]

Hiiiiihiiiii hiiiii!! <3

Do you have any fluffy Golfi headcanons? :3

I think he likes to act all cool and tough and manly but he secretly sneezes like a little bunny heehee~

That's so cute!!! Aweee. Thought I'd reply with a list~ :3

-Golfi insists on holding the door open for Michael.

-Michael likes to flim funny videos of them doing hilarious and funny TikTok couples challenges. They don't post them, because the world would not be willing to accept their love~ But Michael sends them to Golfi when he's having bad day. c:

-Golfi has really sensitive teeth >.< He has to use sensodyne.

-Wild animals naturally flock to Michael. Birds land on his shoulders, butterflies land on his nose, deers come over for headpats 0.0 He's like a Disney princess.

-Their first date was at an arcade Michael rented out so the two of them could spend time together in private.

-Michael, Golfi, and Golfi's sons all wear matching Christmas sweaters everyday and take cute family Christmas cards. :3

-Michael likes to call Golfi "Rob" when he's being serious, but he also does it to be silly because he thinks the shift in facial expression is funny.

-Golfi wears fluffy socks to bed, the stocking stuffer kind that people buy their moms for Christmas. Michael sleeps bare foot and thinks it's cute that Golfi gets so cold easily. xD

-Speaking of Golfi getting cold, Michael ALWAYS has to remind Golfi to wear to his coat before going out. >.<

-Michael gets really scared during horror movies, Golfi ends up cuddling him every time they watch something scary.

-Golfi drinks tea, and Michael drinks coffee.

-Golfi and Michael both love cooking. Cooking together is bonding activity for them both. Sometimes when they come home from work, they will cook fancy, elaborate, meals together.

I also have some really cute AUs I wanna write fics about! Such as a backrooms AU and an 1980s AU where they go rollar skating and stuff >.<

[golfigetsit]

*bawling* because sometimes, I worry I wouldn't love Golfi if he was a worm. Platonicly, of course, nothing sexual. And... and............. it keeps me up at night. I sometimes waking up screaming, from a nightmare where I can't love that worm. PLEASE HELP ME

Awhh, :c. I think you'd treat worm Golfi so well! If you're that worried about it, that means you have deep compassion for worms!!! You'd know if you looked deep enough into his little worm eyes that there is something special about him, just like we all do with human Golfi!

[golfigetsit]

Would you still love Golfi if he was a worm?

I could never not love Golfi! Though our love would look a bit different. While I do not have any sexual feelings, I do have queer plutonic feelings for Golfi. Even if they are plutonic, that still would be problematic if he was a worm.

I would keep him safe in a little container with nicely placed holes at the top! He'd have a little bed made of soft blankets and leaves. He'd have plenty of food and water and I'd clean his container every day!

[golfisgorl]

ohmigooodddd I just spotted them being yaoi together on google maps eeeeeeeeee!! so cuuuutteeeeeee!!!.·°՞(っ-ᯅ-ς)՞°·.♡

[golfigetsit]

Golfi lives me this I know, for his podcast tells me so. Little ones don't interact, for you are weak and he is strong. Yes... Golfi loves me. Yes... Golfi loves me. Yes... Golfi loves me. His podcast tells me so.

"*pats head* Good human. Thank you for seeing the light." - Golfi

[golfigetsit]

No, you disgut me !

Fuck you *ungolfis your billboard*

*golfis you with hecking wholesome energy filled with rainbow and kitties that makes you a happy person and stop sexualizing him*

[golfigetsit]

Sorry I've been gone for so long besties. My mom stopped paying my phone bill like a BITCH. Luckily Benson was able to tell her I'll start working again and stuff and got her to pay. Time to catch up the Golfi podcast ^-^

[golfigetsit]

Do yo like sahsoe the hedgehpg?

Yes!

[golfigetsit]

I know I'm not supposed to interact with you Golfster, but I really need your help and there's no one else I can turn to for help with my burning Golfi questions.

Could you please make an exception for me? ＞﹏＜

*sigh* Ask away~

[golfigetsit]

How did you first come to have Golfi as your zucchini (as in a queer platonic partner, just so you know. Not trying to imply anything sexual after all, perish the thought)?

I won't get into the full story right now but it involves spiritual enlightenment, the bus spot, and The Doobie Brothers.

[golfigetsit]

how dare you how dare you treat Golfi like some sexless loser cannot you see how he oozes sexual charisma from every pore

you disgut me

YOU disgust ME! Show me one instance of Golfi saying he's okay with the fandom sexualizing him. Not to mention, he looks so young, he's basically minor coded! People mistake him for his son all the time.

[golfisgorl]

To so called "Hamilton" fans....

If you are a fan of the musical """"Hamilton"""

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU FUCK YOU ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ🔪

You are engaging in cultural appropriation of the beautiful REAL CITY of Hamilton and you should be fucking shot like a rabid dog. How fucking dare you. I am so angry right now I'm LITERALLY SHAKING!!

Every time I look up #Hamilton to look at fresh pics of breathtaking waterfalls, industrial harbors and gorgeous gorgeous billboards of a certain realtor with his hands extended in a Jesus-like gesture of love and adoration ALL I GET IS THIS GAY MUSICAL THEATER BULLSHIT. I AM SO TIRED (╥﹏╥)

I suggest you all leave the Hamilton tag ALONE!!! Here are some suggestions for a new tag you can use ---> #FAKEHamilton #HamiltonThePoosical #LessSexyHamilton. Please add your own suggestions ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

I may not reside in the beautiful city of Hamilton Ontario (I wish T^T) but if no one is defending The City of Waterfalls it means I'm DEAD!

Some pretty REAL Hamilton pics for you to consider ~