"Idk, I guess I just get in a funk this time of year" - Me, at all times of the year

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"Idk, I guess I just get in a funk this time of year" - Me, at all times of the year
One of the best things about boys is that they always have a bunch of extra cables lying around if you need a cable of any kind.
Micro Playlist #1 - Songs about a man living inside a woman's radio:
1) Angie Baby - Helen Reddy
2) How Do You Like Me Now? - Toby Keith
Doing my annual read of A Christmas Carol....I love how Marley's ghost is talking to Scrooge, and Scrooge keeps trying to be a flippant little smart ass, so Marley's only recourse is to shake his chains around and do spooky ghost sounds until Scrooge shuts up. It has to be such a treat for a ghost to get to ham it up like that.
Merry Christmas, y'all from the Toys for Tots mascot GUNNY BEAR. What could exemplify the Christmas spirit better than taking the teddy bear, a symbol of childhood innocence and comfort, and naming him after the number one cause of child fatalities in the US? Baby Jesus would be so proud....
Does anyone know how to eat cheesy popcorn without disgracing one's self?
Pretty amazing how centuries of human civilization coalesced in such a manner that, when it came time to make "A Muppet Christmas Carol," the Fozziwig pun was just right there waiting for them.
In addition to its other merits, Fire Emblem Three Houses holds the distinction of having the most batshit crazy bed placement I've ever seen in reality or fiction.
I really don't even have any additional comedic commentary because just look at this. It's surrealist art.
In the LotR books, Gimli is very much Legolas's equal in terms of battle prowess and intellect. So it feels disrespectful in the movie when he get completely toasted during his comic-relief drinking contest with Legolas. But weirdly, if we look at the source material, there's some textual evidence to back this up.
First of all....wood-elves can absolutely get drunk. It happens in the Hobbit (book) when Bilbo helps the dwarves escape (from LEGOLAS'S HOUSE) after their elven guards get so wasted that they all pass out. So the LotR movie's implication that elves are physically incapable of getting drunk, or that Legolas would be unfamiliar with the concept of alcohol intoxication is not supported by the text.
HOWEVER, if we refer back to the aforementioned passage in the Hobbit, the wine that the elf guards get drunk from is specifically described as a "heady" wine, meant only for "the king's feasts." As the king's son, Legolas probably goes to all the feasts, so it's reasonable to assume he's drinking some pretty potent stuff on the regular.
Tolkien doesn't give us Legolas's exact age, but there's evidence in the text that he's at least 500 years old, meaning that at minimum, he's been partying for centuries. So even if Gimli is the most hard-core party dwarf in history, he's going against Legolas, a guy who's been drinking a constant supply of superwine for 3x longer than Gimli's been alive.
For these reasons, I begrudgingly admit: Gimli would have no shot at winning a drinking contest against Legolas, but his dwarvish pride would result in him downing pints until he was a piss drunk buffoon. Additionally, the centuries of alcohol tolerance that Legolas has acquired means he could probably drink an almost unlimited amount of regular beer with very little impact.
At no point in my life have I thought, "Won't someone please take me out to the crowd?"
Toilet technology (at least from an end-user perspective) hasn't changed in a really long time and I think that's because no one wants it to be more efficient. Everyone loves going to the bathroom. We'll never have nanobots that live in your body and eat your pee because then what would you do if you were bored at work or needed a breather at a party? It would be a nightmare.
Why don't we use VR & AI for something useful, like running simulations of what it's like to be a woman, POC, marginalized person just walking around in everyday life. I think some people are just too thick to get it unless they're literally experiencing it for themselves.
Now THAT'S just sloppy journalism.....
GoT show writers: "Tolkien's cool and all but our story is going to be super fresh and original. He had some neat ideas but move aside Professor, there's a new Big Boy in town!!!!"
Also GoT show writers: "I just invented a really neat idea for the series finale...what if Jon gave Sam his journal and said, "This is my memoir that I named Lord of the Rings Game of Thrones and guess what? THE LAST PAGES ARE FOR YOU, SAM. Now give me a hug....I'm getting on this boat and leaving Middle Earth Westeros forever.""
Conspiracy theory: the Mandela Effect isn't real. The concept was developed as a piece of culture jamming performance art and there will someday be a big gallery show that reveals how easily people are swayed by both groupthink and a desire to feel intellectual superiority to others.
The idea of spontaneous human combustion is so funny. People were genuinely like, "OMG, Ralph passed out drunk in his bed full of trash with a lit cigarette in his mouth and you won't guess in a million years what strange mystery happened next...."
I would pay $30 for an Animal Crossing mod that stops my villagers from trying to guilt me into calling my parents