[Person: its my little russian lady! please, please get me some beets]
STILL MY FAVORITE THING

shark vs the universe
DEAR READER
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Misplaced Lens Cap

PR's Tumblrdome
taylor price
styofa doing anything

Discoholic 🪩

izzy's playlists!
Acquired Stardust
Peter Solarz

Andulka
Sade Olutola
we're not kids anymore.

oozey mess
AnasAbdin
Game of Thrones Daily
Cosmic Funnies
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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@gomgrutsgarbage
[Person: its my little russian lady! please, please get me some beets]
STILL MY FAVORITE THING
Let me out!
If there is one thing you do today, please unmute this.
When will my space grandpa return from war?
what your main art program says about you
ms paint: you're either poor or make a lot of shitposts
sai: you had a particularly bad weeb phase or you've watched 2000 speedpaints
medibang: you're in it for the depth pen or you draw the squad a lot
fire alpaca: you're in it for the animation tool
autodesk: you hate yourself or you own a tablet but no drivers
krita: you have an aesthetic blog or a hardcore porn blog
photoshop: you have never taken a graphic design class in your life AND you make a lot of shitposts
great job
I’m hiring NPCs for my estate
Starting wage is $10/hour, with a $300 stipend for utilities and food. Housing is provided.
Job description
Stay in the same outdoor area from 8 am to 8 pm every day
8:01 pm - 7:59 am will be spent in bed. You can’t get up unless I try to kill you in your sleep.
I get to look through your pockets as much as I want, whenever I want, and you can’t say anything unless you notice me take something.
If I slip a vial of posion into your pocket you have to drink it no matter what.
You can ask me to do tasks that are vital to your life and well-being and I will complete them, but it’ll take five weeks.
Can’t wear nicer clothes than me unless you’re okay with me attacking you for them
LET HIM SING
They took all the pop music. And made the perfect pop song. I am in awe.
@nerdkru
holy shit. editing on point.
Even I, who generally is not a big fan of modern pop music, must admit that this is fantastic. Genius.
mAN THE CHILLS
Freaking TALENT.
ten years ago today Neil banged out those tunes
CUSTOM PLUSH GIVE AWAY CONTEST
In light of our lovely Shining Ascension comic reaching Issue 2 , I am doing a custom plush give away!
All you have to do to enter is:
Reblog this post and be one of my followers.
I’m willing to try to make just about anything your imagination desires to the best of my ability but it will be between 10-14 inches long. I prefer realistic colors over bright blues and greens and etc but it is all your choice! Nothing NSFW but otherwise all bets are off.
The winners will be randomly chosen by a random number generator!
I will pay shipping and packing costs and all that, and I’ll contact the winner by message! I’ll be posting the winner’s results.
I WILL BE PICKING WINNERS ON APRIL 15th, 2016!
Examples of my work: FOR MORE SEE MY DA PAGE:
ONLY TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL I DRAW THE WINNER! You have until Midnight on the 15th!
One of the most important things I’ve learned as a Real Adult™ is the importance of a job half done.
Today I did a load of dishes, wiped off my stove, and swept the kitchen floor. Did I do the best job, or finish every dish? No! My stove still has that caked on caramel that I need to bust out an SOS pad to take care of, one of our big pots is still sitting in the sink, and somehow a kitty kibble unearthed itself while I was wiping down the stove (?? how??).. but the kitchen looks a LOT better. It’s once again an inhabitable, usable space.
Parents, bosses, teachers, even my own self, harp upon absolute perfect completion of a task as the be all and end all of a job well done, but god damn, my kitchen isn’t terrible because I took the time to improve it. Little steps, especially when you’re struggling, are important. They mean a LOT. They are a sign that you won, if only in that brief moment, and they make getting all the other stuff done so much easier later on down the road.
I…need to remember this. Thank you.
oh my GOD
communication is the foundation
Where are they going? What are they saying?
I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful
it’s like scene from Lord of the Rings!
“Legolas what do your elf eyes see?”
hes checking to make sure the hobbits havent frozen
The Furry Fandom is Beyond Ancient
The oldest known piece of figurative art in existence is an anthropomorphic lion figure carved from wooly mammoth tusk carbon dated as being over 40,000 years old.
This means that furries existed even before the oldest known recorded mathematics text (4000 years ago)
This means that furries have existed for about 1/3 of the time that has passed since homo erectus first learned to control fire (125,000 years ago)
This means that furries have existed nearly 4 times longer than how long ago history suggests that agriculture was first practiced among humans (11,500 years ago)
like holy fuck dude
fur runs deep
sigh. the reason for this is thought to be the worship of ancient gods … nothing to do with furries. is anubis a furry now too????????????
Yes. so is the greek minotaur and the japanese tanuki and so are all of the characters in Aesop’s Fables. Human beings have held a fascination with anthropomorphic animals since the dawn of time. You have my humble condolences for delivering unto you this harsh reality.
A Monster in Paris/ Un monstre à Paris, “La Seine” Reprise
otherwise known as Nirvana
this movie is a masterpiece
The flea’s voice was done by john Lennon’s son. Sean Lennon.
when u have anxiety but ur still spongebob af