TheForestHermitLite

Social Issues, random fandoms, the occasional bout of self scrutiny and of course, kittens art and Gaming. Tagged NSFW because I am crap at tagging.

[frank-macmurphy-deactivated2020]

[thefabulousweirdtrotters]

Beautiful Glass Sculpture… Stunning.

[honeybottledrip]

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

[itscoldinwonderland]

How do you do that on accident

[klubbhead]

RIP

[c-bassmeow]

Amen to that

[glumshoe]

I might not be able to wear a binder for any length of time anymore, but you bet your ass I’m putting it on before I get my haircut so I can get those sweet sweet men’s prices.

[glumshoe]

Living outside a small town means that whenever I get my haircut, I have to roleplay to the stylist. The first time I went in, she thought I was a 15 year old boy, and even though I go there only every eight months or so, she somehow remembers me and thinks I am now entering my senior year of high school. I have to tell her my college aspirations and favorite classes and if I’m going to prom with a nice girl.

It’s The Worst™ and she’s always telling me how my hair is just too pretty for a boy, and telling everyone else in the room to admire my beautiful hair and cluck in envy that a boy should be blessed with such curls.

I don’t know how to get out of this incredibly awkward situation.

[operativesurprise]

When I try to get my haircut how I like it, I usually have to plead and cajole with the hairdresser (even ones I’ve known and gone to for some time) because each time they ask me if I realize “how short that is” and “you realize this is with the buzzer, right?” and I have to resort to telling them: “Your finest Lesbian haircut, please,” I don’t go back to any that don’t react positively to that.  But I have noticed that since going with Adam to get our haircut at the same time, I’ve started paying much less for my haircuts because I think they realize they can’t charge him a lower price for the same haircut they gave me. 

[obro-voices-deactivated20200819]

More legit than PPG 2016

[pointandclickaceventures]

no you guys this IS a legit 90′s PPG cosplay

[schwulerblog-deactivated2016090]

[ultragooner89]

x

[moooonkin-99]

Rhut'van Divide

[ketzel99]

Inktober day 5: Long

Nothing says long like a stretched out noodle

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[w0wls]

Ratatoiue 2

[sneeking]

i am.. .CRYING G

[silkandcinnamon]

I have so many questions..

[teatoppy]

^^^

[rumpelstiltskinix]

So for Sukkot...

Our stalker cut our brakeline.

He has a history of striking on holidays.

Before this, on Rosh Hashana he pulled a roof panel off when he couldn’t get past our cement reinforcement from his last holes (which he made big enough for skunks to get in, where we lost three beloved chickens).

He punctures our tires on a regular basis, to the point it is never a safe bet for us to go on the highway (which means we cannot leave our small rural city without risking our lives).

During Chanukah, he left pork by our back door - an area he had to climb barbed wire fence (which we put up because of him) to get to.

During Passover, he left a bunch of bread products in our yard - again, in an area he had to forcibly enter.

This is a tiny snapshot of life with this stalker. We just reported him to the post office for leaving trash in our mailbox and possibly stealing mail.

We are running out of food.

I am without my long-acting insulin, and already puking for it.

We will be getting two quotes on getting our brakes fixed Tuesday (and one place has already said it’ll be anywhere between $100-400), since I have multiple spinal injuries and my partner has severe, disabling hypoglycemia along with a cast of other autoimmune nightmares that they can’t get managed by a doctor until January.

We already barely eat and scavenge redeemables to buy our prescriptions. We’re already behind on our bills due to hundreds of dollars of property destruction every other month that the police insist can’t be proven, even when there’s clear-as-day fingerprints involved.

If you want to help, there are three things you can do:

Send donations, be it cash or any kind of metal brakelines - steel are the cheapest (he slit the standard issue rubber ones); our PayPal is  [email protected].

Commission me for art or writing; I am currently doing bulk discounts.

If you have any contacts/resources in the Upstate NY area that A. do repairs for cheaper than the 1000-2000% mark-up, B. have disability resources beyond what can be Googled, or C. actually deal with criminal elements rather than sweep them under the rug, hit me up.

[ffxivcryptids]

[k-kanehira]

桜が丘16丁目256番地    2017年1月製作

以前描いた「天井の星、夜の桜」のお宅の外観になります。

[untitled56701]

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[billiondollarblog]

[beautifulgodzilla]

I need volunteers

[adelstotle-deactivated20151018]

For what?

[beautifulgodzilla]

I’m going to the airport wearing an expensive black dress with a diamond necklace and glasses of champagne in both hands, waltzing through, casually reminding my chauffeur to haul my bags in for me. I need 4-5 attractive people (race+gender doesn’t matter) wearing clothes that are not better than mine, and cool sunglasses begging me not to leave, on their knees, barely grasping my dress because they want me to stay but at the same time they know the dress is worth more than anything they can ever afford. Turning around every so slightly and almost spilling, but not quite all the way there, my champagne, I’ll laugh and say quite loudly, “darlings I have to visit my ACTUAL husband!”

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

how do i get in on this

[systlin]

I love Alexander the Great because if he was a fictional character you would yell “THAT’S JUST NOT REALISTIC WTF MAN YOU CAN’T WIN A BATTLE AFTER BEING ATTACKED FROM BEHIND AND HAVE TO WHEEL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN ARMY AND FIGHT YOUR WAY ACROSS A RIVER AND UPHILL AGAINST A LARGER ARMY"  

But

“Look conquering an island by making it not an island any more is ridiculous that’s never going to be believable.”

But

He just fuckin did that shit.

[systlin]

I actually got the inspiration for the protagonist of Lady of Ice and Iron from him, and when/if it’s ever published and people inevitably yell “YOUR PROTAGONIST IS JUST NOT REALISTIC” I’m just going to make unblinking eye contact while folding a printout of Alexander’s troop movements at Gaugamela into a paper airplane and then lob it at their face.

[systlin]

And if they give me shit for her being queer, I’m going to print out historical accounts of Alexander’s lover Hephaestion, tape them to Nerf darts, and shoot them at people.

[kittyknowsthings]

Wait he un-islanded an island?

[systlin]

Tyre is now an isthmus. Before Alexander, it was an island.

He offered to let them surrender peacefully. They told him to get fucked, secure in their place on a fucking island in a fortified city.

“Fine.” Said Alexander, cracking his knuckles. “Get me my engineers, we’re building the land out to this island.”

“Holy shit”, his generals presumably said. “Holy fuckin shit, man.”

And so, at Alexander’s command, his engineers constructed a causeway to connect the island of Tyre to the mainland. It took eight months. Tyre hurled everything they could against the workers, so Alexander rolled siege engines out there to protect them.

Anyway, long story short, the causeway was completed, Tyre fell and was burned and sacked (unusually, as Alexander normally did not allow his army to pillage and plunder and destroy, but he was, apparently, mega peeved).

And the causeway stands to this day. Tyre remains an isthmus.

[timugamaileilani]

[Further proof to verify you guys’ info]

Ancient History Encyclopedia says:

“ Negotiations having failed, Alexander began his operations in January 332 BCE. After occupying old Tyre, he began to construct a causeway (or mole) across the channel toward the walls of Tyre, using rocks, timbers, and rubble taken from the buildings of the old city. Initially, work progressed well: the water near the mainland was shallow and the bottom muddy, but, as the causeway lengthened, the Macedonians and Greeks began to run into trouble. The seafloor shelved sharply near the city, to a depth of 18 ft (5.5m). Work slowed to snail-pace, and the work gangs found themselves increasingly harassed by missile fire from the city walls.

Alexander constructed two siege towers from timber covered with rawhide and positioned them at the end of the causeway. Artillery engines at the top of these towers were able to return fire at the walls, and the work gangs erected timber palisades as an added measure of protection. Work proceeded, and Alexander spent much of his time on the mole, dispensing small gifts of money to his sweating labourers and leading by personal example.” 

[ https://www.ancient.eu/article/107/alexanders-siege-of-tyre-332-bce/ ]

[systlin]

“Fuck your island”

-Alexander the Great, 332 BCE