16th sept 2015. Last post for today. Later in the day the tour group had to pay obligatory visits to 2 places to shop, where if we bought things, our tour guides would be rewarded with a commission. This is almost a mandatory occurrence on guided tours, no matter which agency you go with, because that is how tour guides earn extra. The first was a place with their city’s specialised products, the 2nd was a ginseng ‘museum’. Both sucked, in the sense their products/prices were bleagh and they were out to suck your money. Complete waste of time as well.
Last item of the night was a 'russian song and dance’ which, if i am being honest, is the worst 'watch and dine’ event i have ever been to. To add salt to injury, this wasnt part of the tour, it is an additional thing the guide promoted to us. Meaning, we had to pay extra to watch this. Anyway why it is bad can be best summed up as such:
1) they refused to serve us water as we were late. We were late because our dear guide did not inform us of the show’s starting time and did not chase us to leave the ginseng place where he was hoping to earn as much commission as possible.
2) food was all room temperature, not warm or hot
3) bread tasted funny, only margarine was available, no butter. Salad was just sliced lettuce with a truckload of mayo and some cavier/roe-like bits. Not sure what i was eating there.
4) the performance was a joke. It was just very random segments of whatever, against 'music videos’ highlighting a specific country’s famous sights. There were moscow, paris, thailand, clown, china, pole dancing/james bond segments….. That is, of what i can remember. Dances were of very low level, except for the pole dancing segment which was plain yucky. There was also a stand up comedian, who kept demanding for claps despite not being very funny. They even had clappers for each person of the audience, i guess, in case they were too lazy to put their 2 hands together to clap.
5) there was even a random AUCTION at the performance. After the chinese segment, the guy impersonating zhou en lai (first prime minister of china) was revealed to be some master artist cum celebrity, so he wrote some calligraphy, and the emcee proceeded to try to sell that piece of calligraphy. I was surprised but what started at 100rmb ended at 2500rmb. Needless to say, it was bought by a fellow (rich) chinaman. Back to my point, an auction is irrelevant to entertainment and should be reserved for another event and venue. It just wasted our time.