girl what da hell goin awn…..

•no i will not shut up• 27•she/her•blk/arab

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[thursdaynovember]

*dirty talking* You have committed high crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

[nem23]

[msgrime]

What really happened to the Dwemer

i liked the movie

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[ysolt]

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[moctor]

[evilscientist3]

Me in the kiln to be entirely honest

[raulimages]

[im-mender]

Smoking on that we'd

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[hotvampireadjacent]

[deaddass]

ever since i hit my twenties i constantly forget i have this blog but hey yall im still here

[bunniope]

he's all in

[thelastkoalabear]

[bunniope]

[larval-tear]

he’s all in

[hes-all-in]

he's all in

[razzlings]

[glowcowboy]

bagel 🥯 btw. just think ab it

[flyfella]

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich