gay amnesty lodge

ace, stupid and much older than you

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ELI5: everything.

and please hurry, i am so so far behind.

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do you think Seth and Martyn ever learned they had a grandchild? and that said grandchild was super cool and kind and brave, started a revolution and then died heroically saving its parent mere hours after being born?

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writer affirmations:

I know how letters work

I am not scared of phrases

300 words in 25 years is perfectly normal

when people read what Ive writed they DO NOT immediately start crying and cursing god

grammar is fake and 30 semicolons per sentence is probably below average

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"I could fix him", "I could fuck him", "I could save him"... well I couldnt do any of that #nothingmaxxing #failcore

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heres my OC: [points to a carbon-copy clone of beloved canon character with SLIGHTLY different abilities]. i worked sooo hard on them 🤗💖🎊

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binary stars are a type of yuri

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top ten iris doofenschmirtz moments

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character traits:

doesnt know what an acronym is

special nickname for loml is a fucking acronym

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murderhelion objectively best fictional couple ever:

snark

utter and insane levels of devotion/pining (masked by snark)

anglerfish-esque size difference

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sleeping beauty retelling where the prince thought she was legit perma-dead and has an emotional breakdown when his kiss actually revives her. then he locks himself at the top of a tower pretending not to cry, and she sends him 234234 text messages insulting him and telling him to stfu & come play xbox.

... wait that's just Network Effect by Martha Wells. [throws hat on knee]

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hear me out: igor from persona

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Tapan: fear is an artificial condition

Murderbot: [heard the first three letters of 'artificial' and got so REDACTED it force-shutdown] pleaase stadn by while i dialup noises

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[getting emotionally invested in a character named close to the sun] haha i sure hope this isnt an icarus metaphor

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Art fight? uh yeahhh all the time, with Murderbot. then they fuck esoteric and nasty.

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writing a 50k+ story is easy! just set out to tell a 500k+ story and forget a buncha details 👍👍👍👍

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day#497 of not knowing who or what a spamton is

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vagueblogging tadc spoilers but... WHY DID THEY PLAY A SONG ABOUT THE BIRTH OF A BABY AT HER DEATH? please please please i wanna believe this means shes finally happy and at peace, new lease on life, girling it up out there as an abstraction... please... [sob]