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done

hate when i go out in public and the public is there

joshpeck

do i have some great news for you

binches-deactivated20220521

we are becoming more powerful than ever. they cannot stop us.

chubont

I’m laughing so hard, in an evil way.

martindykewood

madseance

look I’ve had a really shitty day and ngl I’ve just rewatched this video SEVERAL times in a row for catharsis reasons

vintage-sweden

Sussy, 1917, Sweden.

vintage-sweden

Reblogging my own post because I love Sussy.

catsbeaversandducks

newgoofbootin

this photo set gets me every single time. The absolute chaotic narrative of if all. The feral expression of sheer blissful abandon. How much did they already EAT to get so much gooey crumb mess on their face. What even is the PHYSIQUE of this cat?? Spindly slenderman of a creature must, can, and WILL have pink frosting at all costs

eternalseptember

normal-is-kinda-boring

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

why-i-love-comics

Venom #24 (2020)

written by Donny Cates art by Mark Bagley, Andy Owens, & Frank Martin

best-of-inspirobot

tuxedosaiyan

fullmetal-kinnie

Forgive me.

thatbastardlass-deactivated2021

only if you forgive me

thatbastardlass-deactivated2021

His world now

thatbastardlass-deactivated2021

HEY YOU

YOURE FINALLY AWAKE

captain-price-official

ruinedchildhood

at no point during this video did i know what was about to happen next.

arojerk

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.“

versacethotty

romyjones

Inspired by a post by @inseparajoe

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(If you’re going to repost this comic please just make sure to credit me, thank you)

neko-gifs

/ᐠ｡‸｡ᐟ\

thatradicalnotion

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

cobaltflame

This really says a LOT

bunney

simpsons is so next level

tmp-art

“I met the night and they purred"

Based on this post

unmutedlark-blog

medically accurate muscle chart:

shutframe

As someone who works in therapy for a living, I can confirm this is 100% accurate

nineprotons

@cosmicdwarf

stele3

For Traitor: neck retraction exercise. While lying in bed with your head flat against the mattress, give yourself the biggest double chin you can. Repeat 10 times.

For Jackass: stop hiking your shoulders up to your ears. This is pretty much a stress thing, it’s human instinct to protect our neck when we’re under stress so that predators can’t get at it. Easiest way to do that is be elevating the shoulders, so. Periodically take not of where your shoulders are at.

Absolute Fuckwaffle: stretch out your chest. The rhomboids on the back work to keep our shoulder blades back, so when we’re hunched forward they are constantly straining to do their job. Unfortunately it’s not as simple as telling you to stand up straight, since our pectorals get chronically tight and prevent us from doing so. Step one: pectoral stretches. Hold for at least 20 seconds.

Asshole: Superman exercises. Like the rhomboids, the ESGs are straining against the slump. Stretching the chest will help them, too, but then you e got to strengthen your back. Do 20 of those per day.