Or something wittier

• 30, he/they, ace af, shipper/shipper friendly. This blog is also occasionally naughty, so blacklist "nsfw //" or don't bother following ✨ ✌️ ✨ • • SFW art blog: @mcmackelart • • ~Art Tag (tentatively discontinued)~ • "my stuffs" if you're on mobile •

[schzunabe]

TRANSMASCS. GO OUTSIDE NOW!

[acientvegtable]

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

[machinot]

*guy looking down at you after beating the shit out of you* hey i really wanna commend you for being the bigger person here and not stooping to my level. You’re such a better person than me

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[thedeliaishere]

theistic crystal shop: these crystals will align your chakras and induce spiritual healing

materialist crystal shop: these crystals will make you feel better because they're a cool part of nature and pretty to look at :)

agnostic crystal shop: no one knows why the crystals are good.

[eattheschoolboy]

[artbyflor]

"everything made sense then"

i tried to practice my backgrounds with them. buildings are not my specialty so this was a challenge

[artbyflor]

they accidentally spent the whole night on the couch.....

[isan-y-k]

Collab with stockholmm_png

[7thrsd]

a goodbye kiss from your 🫲partner🫱 after a hard day at work

[luciiferous]

I mentioned this in the tags of the last Renewal update, but I'll be on hiatus until August! Please take this preview in the meantime.

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[petemcvries23]

the natural lifespan of a fandom is unlimited. when well tended a fandom can be functionally immortal. and yet everywhere you look you see newly bred fandoms withering and dying when they’re barely a year old. barely even six months old. fans are looking at their six month old fandoms and saying i think it’s on its last legs, should i euthanise it? when with the proper care that fandom could outlive them for decades. it’s sad. sad state of affairs we’re in.

[torstherapy]

[guooey]

Patrick Ness, More Than This

[paper-mario-wiki]

what if we called them dumpers instead

[creationfromnothingness]

Osmar Schindler: Muskelspiel, 1907