transsexual vampire kissers anomynous

achilles (chill) | 24 | he/him | writer and prolific faggot boydyke

[tenorgender]

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[crabussy]

I don't understand how cis people obsessed with gender norms think trans people are the weird ones. they're going around believing that your name has to correlate to your genitals. your fashion has to correlate to your genitals. your behaviours have to correlate to your genitals. your hobbies have to correlate to your genitals. who you date has to correlate to your genitals. whether you can put sparkles on your eyelids or not has to correlate to your genitals. and then people like me go "hmm. I might not do that. maybe I'll just do what feels fun and okay instead" and they LOSE their MINDS

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[lamignonette]

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[wordfather]

do you fuck with my unwritten story

[wordfather]

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

[starleska]

Kris cannot catch a fucking break can they 😂😂

[mithartu]

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[illusion-of-death]

Revolutionary idea: imagine [character I like] with [disability I have]. More people should get on this!

[slipng]

angel wings ༉‧₊˚  𓇼   . 🪽

[ochiody]

day 3: promise/this is where my heart is

[pandoras-tear]

Conan: I need you to show up at this exact location within the hour dressed as a missing teenage girl, I’ll send you a picture to go off. Bring enough bombs to derail a train traveling at 285 MPH without killing the passengers inside. Prepare to be shot at.

Kaito, texting back: 👍

[folklorik54]

Pretty much.

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[shoujopowerscaling]

toxic yuri this toxic yuri that. and just when you think it couldnt get any crazier they break out the spinning piano