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Sarah | Ireland. I hate people. especially babies and old people

[tralilalilulu-deactivated201503]

this cartoon though…

[itsmeezra]

when a child starts crying in a restaurant

[trapcard]

i was driving and was in the left lane waiting for the light to turn green and i’m not exaggerating when i say the person behind me honked the second the light turned green…and i’m like….im not in the mood…….so i put my brake on and let them honk and honk until the light turned red again. it took like 5min for it to turn green and the person honked for 2min of it then stopped.   when it turned green again they were silent and i was like :) that’s what i thought. time isn’t real and i have no problem wasting someone else’s

[pearswhy]

professor on the first day of class: *says the fuck word* all the freshmen in the room: :O

[guccithink-ilovehim-blog]

“The fuck word”

[ladydreamspeed]

#RealTalk

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Single me vs me in a relationship

[jejwjwjwehehehebehsjsbwhajdnr-d]

Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me Me: *puts diamond ring on* na

[sizvideos]

These things women hear in a lifetime that men just don’t - Watch more in the full video

[shitty-science]

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

[afrojabi]

thank you for this

[legalmexican]

I need the equation you used for this

[tehnakki]

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

[liberianbadbitch]

I hate this website

[bitchimightbey]

This could be a SAT question

[declaringwar]

failing an exam you actually studied for

[dancinginthegrocerystore]

“I no wat lesbeen meens”

[teenyfroggy]

unBREAKable they ALIVE damn IT! it’s a MIRaCLE! unBREAKable! they ALIVE damn iT the FEmales are STRONG as hell *key change* unBREAKABLE THEY ALIVE DAMN IT! IT’S A MIRACLE! UNBREAKABLE! THEY ALIVE DAMN IT! that’s gon be uhh…you know…uhh…fascinatin transition. (damn it!)

[nasty-gal-mentality]

[kelseyjeen]

[d-ragonfruit]

Jungle // ocean

[sunpalms]

♡ we are all we need ♡

[gonorrrhea-blog]

Me: I should really start my homework.

* lays in bed for another while doing nothing *

Me: I should really start my homework.

[grlband-deactivated20150426]

a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan” 

[cleopat-ra-blog]

i’m having trouble believing this

[grlband-deactivated20150426]

i live in ireland the only thing irish men love more than themselves is niall horan 

[badwebbarchive]

#there’s an irisn pub near my old vocal studio and they have a framed picture of niall on the wall #not even signed or anything #just in the middle of the wall

[devotionsofmaryoliver]

[temptrsent-deactivated20161019]

“before he’s ready for it”

[vablatsky]