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US Presidents DNI!!!

[goober-town]

INTRO POST!!

hi

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[fishing-princess]

[greatlordfluffernutter]

For those who haven't watched the video, the reason why these two adjectives were chosen is that "edible" causes every entity in the game to want to eat you and will chase you down to do so, and "pregnant" means after a set time you give birth to a smaller version of yourself... who also wants to eat you.

[gloopqueen]

chuck fast thinklenuts

[arlydarkfire]

[jam-chimera]

Visit Original Link

[pink-rathian-official]

DeepLeffen is a Twitter bot trained on r/smashbros and Tweets from professional Smash player Leffen. It randomly generates Tweets based on prompts it is fed.

It’s probably the best account on the site.

[acekoral]

He is doing a very good job of being a convincing smash player

[nightmarechamillian]

OP where’s the gamer goof of the century post

[pink-rathian-official]

You’re actually so real for this, it’s easily one of the best and I can’t believe I didn’t put it in

[homunculus-argument]

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

[quite-possibly-haunted]

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

[cubistemoji]

thinking abt that time in one of my art classes when the prof put up a silhouette of L from death note and said “this is not an effective design bc you can’t tell who this character is from this shape” 

and everyone in the class went like “yes we can that’s L from death note”

[yamada-ryo]

wordle should have a give up button. I shouldnt have to open up a """""wordle calculator""""" just to find out what fuckass word they picked that day

[yamada-ryo]

[hkayakh]

[ashenbot]

Today I learned that there is such thing as bad weather, which was pretty fucked up given it’s nature

[uwathebestgirl]

What the fuck! Op must have been a prim and proper maid getting humped by a bratty perverted princess when she said this

[hoshizoralone]

missing ikesoren

[muddy3001]

TRAGIC... ytp ships captain sees SOS signal , says "yoy" and reverses all the way back into port. Many such cases

[assfuckmcgriddle]

[giritina]

Awesome cartoon otaku tweet

[pokkin]

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

[lokaror]

lost all my bart coin nedless to say im gonna marge into oncoming traffic

[hardwrench]

you will survive the collision with a changed outlook and a new lisa on life

[goober-town]

Reblog if I am in love with you