a little kaos ain't so bad

This is my old blog and I plan on keeping it up but will not post on here. My new blog is ashlayinbedallday.tumblr.com

[notcharting2day]

Teacher: where’s your homework? Me: we have been informed via her representatives that she has decided not to do it

[autumncozy]

[with-practice]

[gossipinq]

me tho

[itswhateverbraaaah]

We all have that ex that has made us want to drink ourselves into a fucking coma

[ireallycantfeelmyfacexxx]

[visceralunfurl]

[crimsonbum]

[good-looks-kid]

Follow my new tumblr !!

http://ashlayinbedallday.tumblr.com

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

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Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

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So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

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update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

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its happening

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False alarm he moved a bit This guy

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??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

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whats he doing

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its happening part 2 For Real This Time

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chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

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i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

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sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[madsciences]

we believe in you, chicken nugget

[good-looks-kid]

If I knew

That the last time I kissed you would be the last time I would have never stopped kissing you.

[good-looks-kid]

This isn't true anymore.

[good-looks-kid]

Who would have thought I would get the guy five years later

[tastefullyoffensive]

[good-looks-kid]

Kik me I'm boreddddd

Kik: lovely_ladiebug

[ithelpstodream]

My favourite reactions to Malia Obama smoking pot. 😂

[koi--strology]

Capricorn/Pisces love confession

(requested by anon) *Capricorn and Pisces are stargazing like nerds* Pisces: hey, do you think that constellation looks like a dick? Capricorn: that’s Sagittarius. it’s an arrow. Pisces: *giggling* sagittariuses CAN be kind of dicks. Capricorn: heh. *short silence* *Capricorn rolls over to face Pisces * Cap: Pisces, have I ever told you how beautiful you look in the moonlight? Pisces: *blushing* uh… no? Cap: thou art an angel amongst men. Pisces: is that Shakespeare? Cap: no. I made it up. Pisces: that’s pretty. ….like you! Cap: *awkward laugh* I really think you’re the pretty one here. Pisces: shut up. you’re gorgeous. Capricorn: *sighs* I love you, Pisces. *short silence, Pisces looks up at the sky and considers* Pisces: I love you too, Capricorn. *they both roll over to face each other* Pisces: wait, just so we’re clear, you mean like, more than friends, right? Capricorn: *stammering* uh.. yeah? Pisces: *dreamy smile, small laugh* you have no idea how happy I am to hear that. Capricorn: *takes a deep breath* and you have no idea how happy I am to be out here laying under the stars, beside the person I love. Pisces: I think I know. *they slowly lean closer, staring into each other’s eyes* *capricorn sighs and gently kisses Pisces* *pisces smiles and thinks about all the kinky sex they’ll be having soon*

[liunar-deactivated20150308]

can u pls tag blackout selfies??? like im not racist or anything but i just dont want to see black people on my dash