A GOOD LEAF

private/selective vanessa carlysle / copycat from deadpool comics + film.

[vaememes]

TIM    BURTON’S    FILM’S   PROMPTS    !

triggering  /  nsfw   may  be  present ,   these  are  taken  from  varying  films.

“  With this candle… I will set your mother on fire. ”

“  Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine.  ”

“  With this ring, I ask you to be mine. ”

“  Please, there’s been a mistake. I’m not dead.   ”

“  If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain.  ”

“  If you cut me with a knife, it’s still the same. ”

“  I know her heart is beating, and I know that I am dead. ”

“  Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away.  ”

“  I’ve spent so long in the darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is. ”

“  I feel my heart is aching, though it doesn’t beat it’s breaking. ”

“  Yet the pain here that I feel…try and tell me it’s not real. ”

“  I know that I am dead. It seems that I still have some tears to shed. ”

“  I was a bride. My dreams were taken from me.  ”

“  This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared!  ”

“  What are you doing here at this hour? You should be at home, prostrate with grief!  ”

“  What a story it is. A tragic tale of romance, passion, and a murder most foul! ”

“  Why go up there when people are dying to get down here? ”

“  This would stop his heart forever. Only then would he be free to give it to you. ”

“  If I hadn’t just been sitting in it, I would say that you’ve lost your mind! ”

“ You don’t know me, but I used to live in your dead mother.. ”

“ Be gone, ye demons from Hell! Back to the void from whence you came! ”

“ We must abide by their rules! We are amongst the living.  ”

“ Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose. ”

“  Hey, these aren’t my rules! Come to think of it, I don’t have any rules!  ”

“  Uh, I think, uh, they’ve had enough “exorcise” for tonight. ”

“  Not so fast, round boy. We’re gonna have some laughs! ”

“  And that, is why I won’t do two shows a night anymore babe, I won’t.  ”

“ My whole life is a darkroom.  ”

“ Don’t mind her. She’s still upset that someone dropped a house on her sister. ”

“ I will go insane and I will take you with me! ”

“ I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself.  ”

“ Uh, what I meant is, can you be scary? ”

“ Oh! I didn’t know you were asking me. Can I be scary?  ”

“  I don’t think we survived that crash.  ”

“  Please, they’re dead. It’s a little late to be neurotic. ”

“ Well, how is it you see us and nobody else can?  ”

“  Well, I’ve read through that handbook for the recently deceased.  ”

“ It says: ‘live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual.  ”

“ I, myself, am strange and unusual.  ”

“  I mean they’re gone, split, out of here, afterlife kids, deceased-ahh. ”

“ I was just wondering could you help me get out of here?  ”

“ Are you gross under there? Are you Night of the Living Dead under there? ”

“ You know, if I had seen a ghost at your age I would have been scared out of my wits.  ”

“  You must believe me. it was a horseman, a dead one. Head less.  ”

“  I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine. ”

“ Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue. ”

“ I have shed my tears for [ name ], and yet my heart is not broken.  ”

“  Their heads were not found severed. Their heads were not found at all. ”

“ He’s on the rampage, cutting off heads where he finds them. ”

“  That’s the problem; He was dead to begin with.  ”

“  What happened to you? Where are your parents?  ”

“  It’s not heaven he’s from! It’s straight from the stinking flames of hell!  ”

“ The power of Satan is in him; I can feel it. Can’t you? ”

“ He has been sent first to tempt you. But it’s not too late. ”

“ Sweetheart, you can’t buy the necessities of life with cookies. ”

“  You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. ”

“  If he weren’t up there now, I don’t think it would be snowing. ”

“ I don’t love you anymore. I just want you to go, okay? Just go. ”

“  Are you serious? I’m gonna lose you to that? He isn’t even human.. ”

“  Trust me, dearie, it’s gonna take a lot more than ale to wash that taste out.  ”

“ We could have a life, us two. ”

“  Maybe not like I dreamed. Maybe not like you remember. But we could get by.  ”

“ In these once familiar streets I feel… shadows… everywhere.  ”

“ You have a room over the shop, don’t you?  ”

“  Haven’t been there in years. People think it’s haunted. ”

“ You see, years ago, something happened up there. Something not very nice. ”

“ I tried to stop her, but she wouldn’t listen to me.  ”

“  If I see your face again on this street, you’ll rue the day you were born. ”

“  You’ll kill me, boy? Well here I stand! ”

“  You’re barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm! ”

“ Don’t worry no one’ll recognize you. You’re safe now.  ”

“ I’ve never had dreams. Only nightmares.  ”

“ I won’t slay anything. I don’t slay, so put it out of your mind.  ”

“ Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk? ”

“ Some says you survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter.   ”

“  There is a place, like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery and danger. ”

“  Why is it you’re always too small or too tall?  ”

“ You used to be much more… muchier. You’ve lost your muchness.  ”

“ It looks like you’ve run afoul of something with wicked claws… ”

“  What if it were agreed that “proper” meant wearing a codfish on your head?   ”

“ Do you know what I’ve always dreaded?  ”

“  I’d rather you didn’t. I’ll be fine as soon as I wake up.  ”

“  If you’re hiding her, you will lose your heads.  ”

“ I don’t care! He wouldn’t be there if it weren’t for me!  ”

“ I’ve been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot.  ”

“  So, I’ve come to you hoping you might understand what it’s like. ”

“ There are questions I have to answer, things I have to do. ”

“  You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream. ”

[wadey-wilson]

[fightersuggestion]

dont fucking test me

[rpmemesandmusings]

rp sentence starters - 5 w’s 

WHO?

“ Who are you? “

“ Who are you really? “

“ Who was that? “

“ Who’s there? “

“ Who am I? “

“ Who cares? “

“ Who knows? “

WHAT? 

“ What’s going on? “

“ What are you? “

“ What just happened? “

“ What do we do now? “

“ What are you doing here? “

“ What do you know about me? “

“ What do you know about them? “

“ What the hell? “

“ What happened to you? “

“ What happened to us? “

WHEN?

“ When did this happen? “

“ When did you get that bruise? “

“ When did all of this start? “

“ When are you going to start telling the truth? “

“ When did you first start lying to me? “ 

“ When can I see you again? “

“ When’s dinner? “

“ When are we gonna get there? “

WHERE? 

“ Where am I? “

“ Where are we? “

“ Where are we going? “

“ Where are you going? “

“ Where have you been all this time? “

“ Where have I been? Uh… See… I can explain… “

“ Where were you when I needed you? “

WHY? 

“ Why did you do that? “

“ Why are we doing this again? “

“ Why are you doing this? “

“ Why did you hit me? “

“ Why did you kill them? “

“ Why do you hate me? “

“ Why do you love me? “

“ Why don’t we ever talk anymore? “ 

“ Why do I love you? “

“ Why did you do something so stupid? “

“ Why are you up so late? “

[luckthrive]

                               and a hundred percent reason to remember the name 

[frodo-sam]

[evolutte]

 *   AVENGERS   :   INFINITY   WAR   SENTENCE   STARTERS   .

 warning   !   this   post   contains   quotes   from   the   movie   &.   thus   contains   spoilers   !   don’t   reblog   if   you   haven’t   seen   it   &.   don’t   want   it   spoiled   .   (   feel   free   to   change   pronouns   ,   etc   .   this   is   not   in   chronological   order   )   .

did you do it ?

what did it cost ?

what exactly is it that they do ?

oh , screw you , i’ll do it myself !

you will never be a god .

what did you imagine ?

this does put a smile on my face .

what’s the matter with you , kids ? you’ve never seen a spaceship before ?

oh , we’re using our made-up names ? in that case , i’m _____ .

let’s talk about this plan of yours . i think it’s good , except it sucks .

i swore off dairy , but then ben & jerry’s named a flavor after me .

evacuate the city ! engage all defenses !

you should have gone for the head .

i assure you , the sun will shine on us again .

in time , you will know what it’s like to lose .

dread it . run from it . destiny still arrives .

i’m sorry … i’m sorry .

you’re invited to my wedding .

don’t forget this might be dangerous , so let’s put on our mean faces .

death follows him like a shadow .

you have my respect . 

i hope they remember you .

you kill and torture and you call it mercy .

you failed .

did we just lose ?

who the hell are you guys ?

today we don’t fight for any life … we fight for all of them .

so this is it ? it’s all been leading to this .

it’s alright .

you could never hurt me .

no resurrections this time .

how is it you know this place so well ?

i do have a bit of experience in that arena .

i lost more than you could know .

but now is no time to mourn .

wake him up .

you really are the worst .

i saved you .

what master do you serve ?

what master do i serve ? what am i supposed to say , jesus ?

dude , you’re embarrassing me in front of wizards .

i don’t want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip . you understand ?

all this , just for a drop of blood .

where’s your other friend ?

you will have nothing but dust , and blood .

we have blood to spare .

i should’ve stayed on the bus !

congratulations , you’re a prophet .

i’m a survivor .

you’re trespassing in this city and on this planet .

it means get lost squidward !

i got you . i got you .

he did it .

what is this ? what the hell is happening ?

i will take it off your corpse .

he’ll die alone , as will you .

i  need you to create a diversion .

we’re all gonna die !

i thought you might be hungry .

you were supposed to protect us .

what did you do ?

you’re a total d-hole .

i know what it’s like to lose .

you should have killed me !

i don’t want to go , please , i don’t want to go .

this is no place to die .

i told you … that you would die for that .

we’re in the endgame now .

it was the only way .

motherf-

[goodleafs]

"This looks like it was filled out by a toddler! "

 Brooklyn Nine-Nine STARTER SENTENCES #1  / accepting  

                   glancing  over  at  the  sheet  in  question,  vanessa’s  eyes  glaze  over  to  the  writing.  there  was  a  childlike  quality  to  it,  but  the  brunette  knew  for  a  fact  that  a  child  had  no  part  in  creating  it.  then  again,  she  wasn’t  one  to  put  her  man  on  the  spot  &  so  she  would  play  along.  agree  with  the  others  statement.    ❛   that’s  because  i  think  it  was.  even  looks  like  it  was  written  in  pencil.   ❜

[rawrmeansmemes]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine STARTER SENTENCES #1

If I’m ever going to make captain, I need a good mentor; I need my rabbi. 

Meep morp zeep, robot captain engaged!

Thank you very much, sir. Testament to what can be achieved when you dress appropriately.

Here are two pictures. One is your locker; the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you guess which is which?

You also have more mice living in your desk than any other detective!

Well, he’s someone else’s problem now. Like you said, it’s out of your hands.

Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me.

God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever.

So you were just borrowing those cars?

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! You win a teddy bear!

All right, fine, darling; I’ll ask him. Excuse me, sir!

No, I know we’re lost! I think he’s an idiot.

Idiot?! Do you know why we’re out here in the middle of the night, ___? I was gonna propose to you! On the Brooklyn Bridge, where we met.

You know what? This is over. Say goodbye to this ring and everything it represents

I’m sad y'all are arresting me, but I gotta say, I’m glad you’re back together.

We’ve busted murderers; we’ve taken down cartels. But today we face the worst New York has to offer- the Fire Department.

I don’t have a lot of time. I need your full, signed confession. We have four minutes. We can do this.

Everyone, check your email. The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.

Who’s Kevin Cozner? Is he the star of Danzez With Wolvez?

Mm, it was kind of a last-minute invite. Just stirring the pot.

Aw, man. All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.

Devastatingly handsome? I’m sorry. I’m uncomfortable with emotions.

Nice cop lingo! Look, I’m really sorry that we ruined your party. I’d love to make it up to you.

You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics! I have great hair and I love lying.

No, he did it doing something he’s embarrassed by. Like smiling. Only question is… how do you hurt your arm smiling?

Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Because no-one… will ever believe you.

Fine, abandon me! I don’t want you here anyway.

All right, I’ll just act like you. Say something so I can get the cadence of your voice down.

This looks like it was filled out by a toddler!

you just got slapped with the best life sentence there is: marriage.

You know how long I’ve been waiting for one of you old men to kiss me?

My ears are burning! Did someone say vasectomy? I got snipped; no big deal, just numbs you out from trunk to skunk for a year.

Look, you guys, if the Sarge wants to chop off his penis that is his choice.

I hate being friends with you!

I’ve examined his proposal; there’s no proof that giggle-pig is a serious problem.

Actually, I’m a little disappointed in the hotel. How you mess up a omelette? It’s just a flat egg!

Okay, don’t shoot! That’s how people get shot.

Every time you talk I hear that sound that plays when Pacman dies.

I got aroused last night watching a nature documentary on bees. I was fine until they went inside the hive.

“I’m with someone and nothing is going to happen.” Name of your sex tape!

Your head is so small. It is so small. Where do you keep your brains?

Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?

I care about my friends. Now eat your carrots, or I’ll rip your tiny head off.

I’m still paying my uncle’s funeral bills. I rear-ended the hearse. It was a mess.

Wait, stop. I’ve made a terrible mistake.

You’re being super irresponsible. You have a batitude. That’s a bad attitude.

I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit.

[vanessacarlysle]

Deadpool (2016)

[goodleafs]

❛as long as you’re happy, don’t worry about me.❜

                          * ∘ ∙ — soft sentence starters (pt.4)

                     arms  wrapped  around  the  other,  head  leaned  against  his  shoulder  for  a  moment  as  eyes  shut  tightly.  this  moment,  it  was  all  vanessa  needed  to  be  HAPPY.  a  life  without  wade  ?  that  wasn’t  something  she  wanted  to  think  about.  one  deep  breath.  eyes  fluttered  open  with  a  forced  smile  as  she  slowly  positioned  herself  closer  against  wade.    ❛  well  you’re  the  one  who  makes  me  happy.  so  without  you,  there’s  no  way  i  can  be  happy  so  worrying  about  you  is  pretty  much  part  of  the  package.   ❜

[goodleafs]

❛do you ever feel worthless?❜

                             * ∘ ∙ — soft sentence starters (pt.4)

                      a  sentiment  that  was  all  too  familiar  to  the  brunette.  the  line  of  work  she’d  fallen  into  at  times  didn’t  provide  that  extra  boost  of  confidence  that  vanessa  needed  but  those  times  were  rare.  but  mostly  the  feeling  rang  true  when  embodied  by  her  TRUE  form.  it  was  why  she  was  always  in  this  facade.  one  that  provided  a  sense  of  normalcy.  as  eyes  met  the  other,  head  merely  shook  from  side  to  side  as  shoulders  shrugged  upwards.  there  wasn’t  really  much  else  left  to  say.

[negasvnic-deactivated20180730]

this is casting call masterlist for the indie deadpool rp community. if you are aDEADPOOL muse (not just a verse) then feel free to reblog this post and add in your character name and whether you’re a canon or an oc in the tags. both comic and movie based blogs are allowed as well as multimuse blogs. please DO NOT reblog this if you are just primarily a mutant/x-men/mcu blog, this will just be for people whose timeline/canon lies heavily within the deadpool universe. i will try and stay on top of this list as much as i can and will update it as often as possible.

                                      THE MASTERLIST CAN BE FOUND HERE.

[goodleafs]

❛i pretend a lot of shit doesn’t get to me.❜

                         * ∘ ∙ — soft sentence starters (pt.4)

                      she’d  say  vanessa  was  being  overemotional  &  maybe  she  was.  but  the  brunette  wouldn’t  hear  ANY  of  it.  not  in  this  moment  at  least.  frustration  boiling  to  the  surface,  she  took  one  step  towards  the  other  with  a  defiant  look  in  her  big  brown  eyes.     ❛   and  you  think  you’re  the  only  one  in  this  club  ?  newsflash  !  you’re  not.  we  all  go  through  shit,  pretending  it  doesn’t  bother  us  just  to  get  through  the  day.  the  smile  on  my  face  ?  it  hides  A  LOT  that  you  don’t  know.   ❜

[goodleafs]

i love your vanessa. you are doing a fantastic job with her and i love everything about your interpretation.

               oh staaaahpppp !!  i can pretty much say the same about you. 10/10 A+++. deserve all the gold stars.

[seamsteriori-blog]

How am I doing with my character? Tell me in the askbox, and I'll publish it without comment.

[shittyrpmemes]

* ∘ ∙ — soft sentence starters (pt.4)

tw for suicidal thoughts.

❛i used to be a better person.❜

❛everything tastes like blood, now.❜

❛i’m not easy to love.❜

❛you motivate me to make myself a better person.❜

❛do you ever feel worthless?❜

❛i pretend a lot of shit doesn’t get to me.❜

❛if the world gets too cold & lonely, don’t worry. i’ll protect you.❜

❛the world has always been cruel.❜

❛please don’t forget me.❜

❛i wish i could love you right.❜

❛there’s a reason i can’t love.❜

❛i’ve always been prepared to die.❜

❛maybe i did get my hopes up too high.❜

❛god, i’m so in love with you.❜

❛remember that you can’t save everyone.❜

❛i want to be loved, it aches within my ribs.❜

❛they aren’t even nightmares; they’re memories.❜

❛i’ll protect you.❜

❛there’s a reason why i wander alone.❜

❛you deserve the world, & i can’t give it to you.❜

❛i’m afraid that somebody else might take my place.❜

❛i’m a horrible person & i know it.❜

❛i’d sell my soul & turn myself inside out to make sure no one i love gets hurt again.❜

❛maybe i should just die.❜

❛i wish i wasn’t so fucked up.❜

❛would you fall in love with me?❜

❛i just want the freedom to make my own mistakes.❜

❛i’m not yours to control.❜

❛i always think that one of these days you’ll leave me behind.❜

❛i’m not good at relationships.❜

❛i wonder why i’m still running.❜

❛love me or hate me. just choose one, please.❜

❛trust the magic of beginnings.❜

❛remember all of the places we could’ve gone?❜

❛you were born to chase the stars.❜

❛as long as you’re happy, don’t worry about me.❜

❛i could disappear forever & it wouldn’t make a difference.❜

❛sorry to bother you again.❜

❛please don’t blame yourself.❜

❛you deserve much better.❜