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❝ but, what’s your excuse for your terrible attitude? ❞ mal snapped at him, practically staring daggers at him. ❝ maybe it’s just your shitty personality. ❞
‘hey, sweetheart, I have a wonderful personality. you just haven’t given me a chance to show it, given you’re so QUICK on dropping the debate and wanting to rush out of here. I was going to say i like your hair, but NOO –’
❝ okay, ‘sweetheart’-- maybe you shouldn’t have annoyed me and i would have been okay to stay. also, thanks. i like your-- shirt? ❞
“You look like you could use a hand.”
❝ i’m fine. i don’t need anything. ❞ mal said, boxes stacked so high in her arms that she could barely see. she blindly reached for the door handle of her room, nearly dropping them.
villains were not known for being the most polite people and mal could never recall a time when someone wanted to shake her hand. she stared at it for a moment before shaking it. ❝ mal. likewise. ❞ she said, cooly, nodding for him to follow her inside. he seemed nice enough, plus she needed some help unpacking.
Shaking her hand and following her inside, Wally took a box and started unloading things from it, humming lightly. Stopping for a minute, he stared at the girl and bit his lip, unsure. Should he ask her? Would that be rude? He might offend her, he really shouldn’t- “Out of plain curiosity, is your hair naturally that color or do you dye it?” He blurted out.
mal softly smiled to herself as she watched him begin to unpack boxes for her. she let out a loud laugh as wally awkwardly bursted out his question after moments of silence. ❝ this is my natural hair. that’s what happens when your mother is maleficent. ❞
❝ make sure that you make carlos perfectly aware of that. ❞ mal smirked, scanning the entire field for ben. mal grinned widely as she locked her eyes on her boyfriend’s. ❝ is there a specific reason we’re here? ❞ mal remarked as she raised an eyebrow, nodding towards jay.
“I will, I will,” she nodded, waiting for Mal to join her as she plopped down on the bleachers before she caught Carlos’ eye and he waved, a deep shade of red coating her cheeks before she waved back. “No…?” Well she mostly wanted to mess with Chad while he practiced for messing with Jay and Carlos, but she might have other reasons for coming here.
mal quickly glanced up at her friend and noticed her gaze landing on carlos. she quickly kissed ben goodbye before running up to join elysia. ❝ yeah, the tomato red blush in your cheeks when you looked at carlos says otherwise, what’s up with that? ❞ she smirked, raising an eyebrow in amusement.
Anon, The Match Maker
Go on anonymous(Or Not) and send me an ask with character from any fandom (Name - Series, Please!), that you picked out to be my muse’s ideal match, and I’ll rate it on the scale below:
One True Pairing! - ❤❤❤❤❤ Almost Perfect! - ❤❤❤❤ I’d Ship It! - ❤❤❤ Sure why not. - ❤❤ Maybe… - ❤ Neutral - (Explain why) Maybe Not… - 💔 Yeah, No… - 💔💔 Anti-Ship! - 💔💔💔 Are You Nuts? - 💔💔💔💔 OH HELL NO! - 💔💔💔💔💔
Then I’ll follow it up with a few words from the muse, mun, or both, explaining why they think it would work out or not!
send ‘intimate’ for a nonsexual intimate starter
i will put 1-112 into a random number generator. i left these up for the roleplayers to decide who does the action and who receives it, so have fun!
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“Yeah yeah, I get it, it sucks— here, have a cookie. Cookies make things better.” She’s barely glancing up as she offers the bag of goodies (poached from Lonnie) out to the other girl.
❝ you think cookies are going to help me? i don’t want stupid cookies. ❞ mal snapped, clearly angered by the girl’s passive attitude. ❝ i’m pissed off, show some actual concern. ❞
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“I-I’m sorry, M-Mal. I’m trying, I-I really am.”
❝ there’s nothing you can do so, just stop trying. i mean, why would my own mother want to talk to me? thanks for trying though. ❞
❝ nice to know you’re up for an ass kicking. ❞ mal taunted with a small smile. she knelt down and tightened her boot’s laces, not wanting to leave any chance for her to lose. ❝ ready? ❞
“Who doesn’t want to do some ass kicking around here?” a light chuckle came from her as she quickly placed her hair in a ponytail so it wouldn’t get in the way. “As ready as I can be”
❝ good answer. ❞ the violet haired villain kid joked, getting herself into position. ❝ ready? go. ❞ mal shouted, racing towards the market place and grabbing as many things as she could when anyone turned their backs for even a second.
“You look like you could use a hand.”
❝ i’m fine. i don’t need anything. ❞ mal said, boxes stacked so high in her arms that she could barely see. she blindly reached for the door handle of her room, nearly dropping them.
mal flashed a gracious smile at him, slightly thankful he chose to ignore her. she was just so used to doing things on her own and she hated being dependant on people. ❝ yeah well, i could have done it by myself. ❞ she said passively, fumbling the boxes as she set them down.
“I’m sure you could’ve, but there’s nothing wrong with a little help.” He said, shrugging. She may be saying she didn’t need help, but Wally managed to catch the smile that showed she was actually grateful. Sticking a hand out, he sent a smile of his own at her. “I’m Wally by the way, it’s nice to meet you.”
villains were not known for being the most polite people and mal could never recall a time when someone wanted to shake her hand. she stared at it for a moment before shaking it. ❝ mal. likewise. ❞ she said, cooly, nodding for him to follow her inside. he seemed nice enough, plus she needed some help unpacking.
MAL.
❝ fine. whatever you say. ❞ mal said, clearly skeptical. ❝ you’re just awfully defensive for someone who ‘didn’t do anything’. ❞
❛i didn’t,❜ he lied, rather uneasily. he liked to tease; that didn’t mean he was good at it. ❛why would i EVER annoy you?❜
❝ i’m not sure, i was hoping you could tell me. ❞ mal smirked, her playful side slowly emerging as she began to forget what she was even annoyed about in the first place. ❝ i mean, i have a list as large as auradon but, i was just curious if you had any other i could add. ❞
"Are you dead?" (hope you don't mind)
❝ i might as well be after the night that i had. ❞ mal murmured softly, rubbing her head in pain. ❝ the first and last time i ever drink. ❞
“You look like you could use a hand.”
❝ i’m fine. i don’t need anything. ❞ mal said, boxes stacked so high in her arms that she could barely see. she blindly reached for the door handle of her room, nearly dropping them.
Wally didn’t say anything at first, choosing instead to reach around the girl and open the door. “You and I must have very different definitions of the word fine.”
mal flashed a gracious smile at him, slightly thankful he chose to ignore her. she was just so used to doing things on her own and she hated being dependant on people. ❝ yeah well, i could have done it by myself. ❞ she said passively, fumbling the boxes as she set them down.
“Oops, did I do that?.. Oh well.”
❝ N O. not ‘oh well’. you can clean up the mess you made. ❞