It's opener there in the wide open air.

My name is Grace. I'm 24. I have a cat and I'm doing my best... sort of.

[chewbacca]

A Little Princess (1995), dir. Alfonso Cuarón

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I’d take health care and no children in cages if it meant, like, fewer kinds of apple juice to choose from, idk.

[val-ritz]

Because this version of the post doesn’t have it: HE IS IN A RESTAURANT SUPPLY STORE. It’s not even SUPPOSED to have a fucktillion name brands!

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via andreaveloira)

[weirdnessisgood]

[scab1-deactivated20170820]

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[teenagerposts]

sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

[icantwritegood]

the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched

[icantwritegood]

like this is it . this is what it’s all about

[dogsuffrage]

this is our purpose

[sungmee]

“I once asked my friends if they’d ever held things that gave them a spooky sense of history. Ancient pots with three-thousand-year-old thumbprints in the clay, said one. Antique keys, another. Clay pipes. Dancing shoes from WWII. Roman coins I found in a field. Old bus tickets in second-hand books. Everyone agreed that what these small things did was strangely intimate; they gave them the sense, as they picked them up and turned them in their fingers, of another person, an unknown person a long time ago, who had held that object in their hands. You don’t know anything about them, but you feel the other person’s there, one friend told me. It’s like all the years between you and them disappear. Like you become them, somehow.”

— Helen Macdonald, H is For Hawk (via existential-celestial)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thedailyshow]

[gay-hopeless-romantic-deactivat]

The U.S. in a gif series.

[pdawgz]

Pls keep reblogging this till this become a classic tumblr post , because it needs to be

[negans-lucille-tblr]

Wtf 😂

[poetry-protest-pornography]

[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.

Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?

There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]

[hemipelagicdredger]

As alien species encounters go, this is like the absolute best possible outcome

[onewhoturns]

Okay but in the video the dolphins swim upside down like they’re imitating the sloth and it’s real cute.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

THANK YOU FOR FINDING VIDEO! IDK WHY I DIDN'T THINK TO CHECK YOUTUBE! THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING!!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

[rosslynpaladin]

We Stan this San Diego Man

[ommanyte]

hey man I’m loving these goggle instructions I found, I feel they have real meme potential

[ommanyte]

[butt-berry]

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

[teenagerposts]

a rollercoaster from start to finish

[kirusei]

TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED

[kirusei]

PASS INTO THE IRIS

[iraffiruse]

[teenagerposts]

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my dashboard…this being one of them

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ruinedchildhood]

[gif87a-com]

[belligerenceforhire-deactivated]

I hate folding laundry but at least I’m not this lazy about it.

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

@rachielena

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” - Robert A. Heinlein

[swimmingferret]

Inventor: *creates something that makes life a fuck load easier for disabled or elderly people living alone, or high-pressured workers to lighten their workload*

some moron: UMM LOOK AT THESE LAZY FUCKS LOL

[misaimed-archer]

World: *Advances.*

People who had to live pre-advancement: “LAZY!!!!!”