(inactive)

[psicochurroz]

[skyhiii]

Kasane Teto 🥖

[transmechanicus]

Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guy’s arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. there’s not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up i’ve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.

[tamaygou]

The Sakura siblings are NOT serving anyone

[fishdrive]

i don't care if you're contagious

[pocketpallet]

[nushanchel]

Piece of mind

[kisslatr]

embrace

[shurall]

Some sailormoon fanart! :D

[meruz]

hanna, watching me finish mgs4: can you…. draw snake combing sunny’s hair?

me, through tears: yeah ok

anyways this is as good of a time as any to also dump some of my sunny sketchbook drawings. nbd but id die for her

[double-lariat]

[chaotpayaso]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[themythicalcodfish]

Further Americanisms that tell you to check on your American:

been better = in hell

doin’ alright = sad, needs hug

pretty great! = genuine actual baseline. Anything else ranks beneath this. Be Aware.

I’m here, ain’t I? = Defcon 5

[themythicalcodfish]

Because someone asked, indications that an American is actually Having A Good Day include:

Awesome

Fantastic

Damn Good Day

Great Day to Be Alive

Dude You’re Never Gonna Believe This

[runcibility]

"Livin' the Dream!" - actively daydreaming about swandiving into a woodchipper

[ivory-icyicicle]

NEW ISSUE!! JINX AND EKKO!

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I will make art prints out of these,

DM to pre-order! (A4-$16, A5-$12)

Insta in bio

[lizzbian-himbo]

devil child Nico Robin

[nitw]

OFF is one of those games whose entire legacy is built around its swag. like mechanically it's not really a great game but it deserves to be a cult classic rpg because the swag is insurmountable

[rocketbirdie]

easy. lmao