Pam Bondi is the meanest most evil Trump sycophantic troll. Just like she did when she previously appeared before the Senate she brought a “burn book.”
A burn book is a binder full of prepared insults for each democrat and the newly hostile Republican Thomas Massie. There were also prepared Trump praise speeches and retorts for predicted hostile questions.
Throughout the hearing Bondi and her two aides furiously flipped through the binder for the appropriate opposition research insults and zingers. All of this to please an audience of one orange pedophile and to provide some clips for Fox, OAN, and Newsmax.
There’s a special circle in Hell reserved for this demon masquerading as attorney general.
here are writers I personally despise with valid reasons part 1
@madamechrissy : in every fic of hers the main lead are always fucking and when they're not they're thinking about like are you I genuinely think she's hypersexual. The humor in her fics is corny as fuck and she's obessed with making the readers virgins while the male lead is a man whore (I find this really misogynistic) Now don't get me wrong i don't mind if there's smut in a fix but a fic being FILLED with smut is the problem like when I'm reading her fics I feel like im reading a fic written by a perverted teenage boy bc wdym in one of her fics they were js having a normal moment and reader was dancing and she mentioned her tits bouncing like can you not have a single normal moment? She also describes things such as tits , cunt etc as pretty (this isn't that bad honestly but had to mention it) Yesterday I was js scrolling throught her fics and saw a fic abt a ghost sucking cock I'm sorry she actually has the weirdest kinks known to man kind I don't care if it's fiction she needs to add actual plot to her fics instead of just the characters fucking all the damn time.
a/n: idc if her hoes attack me she's weird as hell
She was the popular cool girl and he was the rockstar wannabe, who would've thought this is what they'd be up to behind closed doors.
MINORS DNI/ AGELESS BLOGS DNI/ ANTI DC DNI/ 18+
Warnings: neck kisses, oral, dry humping, hickies, teasing, early ejaculation, grinding, cursing, slight face fucking, slight choking, whimpering
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“Well would you look at that, precum from me doing nothing yet you said you hate me”? The girl chuckled, eyelashes fluttering while never taking her eyes off him, all while he scowled. “You think you’re funny?”, “Not really, but I do think I know a guy begging for my touch when I see one”
Regina and Rodrick were never the closest, she was the popular number 1 girl, and he was the weirdo that drove a van and played in a band no one cared to see play. Yet here they were, in her room, down to their intimates while the rest of the girls had left to grab food, who would’ve thought.
“You can just give in you know”, “I bet that's what you’d want” he squirmed, her eyebrows rising in shock as a smirk emerged on her face, “Cheeky one aren’t you, I like that, but let’s see how long it lasts shall we?”.
Before he could even get a word in she was already on top of him, her knee between his legs, pressing ever so softly on his slowly growing cock resulting in a small moan from him.
“Oh, so you like that?” Regina teased, shifting her weight onto that knee, grinding against it to help soothe the ache, his eyes avoiding hers. “Oh c’mon, no need to be so shy” she cooed, his face heating up as hers moved closer.
“Who said I’m shy?” he stuttered, his cheeks heating up slightly, “hmm I don’t know, the fact that you can’t even look me in the eye says enough don’t you think ‘Hot Rodrick’?”. Regina always had that effect on him, he always tried to brush it off and keep up his wannabe rocker aesthetic, yet it always came back, she made him overly nervous but he always found himself gravitating to her, even if everyone warned him about her.
Before he could even think of a rebuttal, Regina shifted back to sit on her knees, her one of a kind figure on display as his eyes wandered her body. All she had on was a pretty pink matching set but fuck she looked so good, almost effortlessly. “Like what you see?”, “Oh, shut up” he sighed sarcastically, rolling his eyes as she smoothed back her blonde hair before placing herself between your thighs, her knee still wet from him underwear.
“Regina I~” “ Cmon loser, never gotten head from a girl before?” she scoffed, trailing sweet kisses along bare chest, nibbling down on his oddly soft skin as it melted at her touch. She knew it was his first time, we all know he gets no action, that may or may not have been the reason why the girls were suddenly ‘so hungry’ and ‘needed to go get everyone food’.
He felt as her kisses inched closer and closer to the source of the burning heat between his legs, his heartbeat fastening with every passing second before he felt her fingers tug at the fabric covering him. “Let's take these off and see what we’re working with” she grinned, hands running down his torso to the band of his boxers, his eyes half lidded with desire as she rolled her tongue against her top teeth, a coy grin plastered on your face.
Sliding the fabric down under his hips she took his length in her hand, the sheer size of it took her by surprise, "So this is what you've been hiding, I think I can handle it" she bit her lip while perking up.
"What do you mean by tha~ oh fuck", Rodrick hissed through his teeth as she timidly rubbed his ever growing member. With each stroke she could hear his needy moans get louder, his eyes showing a pure yearning for more."Look at you, is this the cocky and overconfident rockstar that tries to humble me? 2 minutes in and you're already this turnt on", she teased as he averted his eyes from her.
"Look at me pretty boy", her stern tone followed by her meticulously moulding her fingers around his member massaging it in her hand, she could hear Rodrick curse through his moans. He turnt to look at her, eyebrows tilted upwards in bliss.
She wasn’t sure how much more he could take as she didn't know his cues yet, that and the girls could come back any minute she she would never be caught DEAD sleeping with this man, however she did know she weren't going to let it end here, having a cocky man in submission was too perfect to give up this fast.
She slowly stopped her hand movements, "w~why'd you stop?" Rodrick whined trying to conduct himself, he wasn't used to being this vulnerable but with her, truly the girl of his dreams, he didn't mind but he definitely wasn't expecting all this after being told to ‘come over, hide in the closet and shut up until told otherwise’.
"Okay Rodrick, would you rather I finish you off with my hand, or mouth? Rockstars choice.", her cheeky tone confusing him as to if that was a real question. Before he had a chance to formulate a response she placed her fingertips on the cusp on his cock, as she pressed them onto it she stuck out her tongue to let a drop of saliva hit his tip, her grip tightening as his body squirmed.
While kneading the tip in her fingertips she asked again, "You gotta pick one Rodrick I haven’t got all day here, if not I guess we can leave it here and you can get back in your shitty fan and driv~", "mouth". "What was that? I couldn't hear you?", she pouted jokingly as if to mock him. She had full control and she were going to get the most out of it.
"P~Please, please finish me off with your mouth Regina", Rodricks head rolling back in pure sexual frustration, "I'm all yours". Without another word she skimmed her tongue across his shaft before taking it in her mouth, her warm breath adding to the burning in his stomach.
She bobbed her head up and down taking him all in, her saliva mixing with his precum engulfing his cock in a wet heat. "Fuuuck baby, don't stop", his hand slid to her cheek, caressing it before bringing it to the back of her head, she felt a slight pressure.
Was he really trying to fuck her face? She wasn't expecting him to get a burst of confidence, especially with someone way out of his league, or was his body just moving on its own? Either way it was turning her on little by little. She placed her free hand on his balls, palming them as he began to grind his hips forwards, the crown of his cock hitting the back of her throat each stroke.
Rodrick's moans became sloppy and incoherent as her tongue slid across the slit in his piece before taking it all back in, humming to allow it to slip back down her throat, the vibrations adding to the overwhelming closeness he was feeling.
She could feel him twitching slightly in her mouth, "oh my g~god i'm so close baby", his whining getting louder as she gave his balls in her palm some more attention. "Just keep going baby" he mewled out in desperation.
Before she could have another thought she felt him shudder, as if on cue he let go, she could feel it cascade down her throat coating it completely, his breath hitching as she continued to deepthroat him, swallowing whatever remained in her mouth. "W~What are you d~oing I can't take much mo~", she could hear him whimpering as the overstim started to consume him, the delirium swirling inside him as the suction intensified.
"F~Fuuuck Angel", he was drowning in pain and pleasure, she started to slow down using her tongue to take in the elixir of cum and saliva encasing his cock cleaning him up. She could almost feel his member throbbing as she pulled back. She gazed at him alluringly as he covered his deep red cheeks with his forearm, "welllll, did I do good Mr Heffley?".
Another cheeky smirk emerging on her lips as she slid her hand on last time up his length to take off anything remaining, licking it clean while remaining eye contact with him, he breathlessly mumbled "you~you did more than good I can tell you that much" whilst she placed him back in his boxers carefully.
Rodrick grabbed her jaw with his hand pulling her into a quick heated kiss as she went to lay by his side, the taste of him and her saliva slightly re-turning him on. "You outdone anything I expected you to do, that's for sure, i'm still kinda in a haze. So that’s what the queen bee has to offer?", he chuckled letting her go, she winked at him before sliding back to sit against her bedframe. “Hey Alexa, text Gretchen and tell her to visit every Erewon in the city and pick up a smoothie from each of them, I’ll know if she lies”, Regina shouted into the air.
Before she could make another move, Rodrick grabbed both of her ankles, pulling her down to lay flat on the mattress, “So, I think it’s your turn now then”?
tags : mdni, lesbians, light smut, mentions of sex, internalized homophobia, repressed fem reader, angst, mommy issues, mexican eren, reader has problems, everybody gay fight me, college au, friend group cliches, flawed characters, everybody ooc
a/n : heavily inspired by mean girls mikasa fic that was taken down years ago on wattpad (rip kagscs </3), reblogs && likes are much appreciated
getting caught making out with another girl at a frat party by one of the loser's in your year was not how you expected you would be found out.
now your main concern? making sure mikasa ackerman wouldn't open her mouth to one of her other loser friends.
getting your reputation ruined was not something you planned for. now, having to clean up the mess this impromptu hookup caused in order to keep your secret under wraps.
that secret being? what felt like being a crime against humanity, you being a lesbian.
just imagining the disgusted and horrified reactions of your friends, family, and classmates if anyone found out was the first thing on your mind when getting caught. so what did you do to prevent this? threaten to make the rest of her college experience hell if she let the word spill.
but that didn't exactly explain how you somehow ended up.. underneath mikasa. with her singing filthy praises and insults in your ear. asking how you think others would feel seeing you, the popular stuck up girl, mumbling incoherent words while getting ruined by a loser like her. one of the many insults you'd thrown at her and her friends in front of crowds.
how the tables turned behind closed doors, mikasa being the only person to put you in your place, or rather.. on your knees.
It really pisses me off how proshippers "claim" to be "anti-censorship" yet they NEVER talk about the minorities being silenced by society and instead jack off to incest age gap porn
Like no shotacutsfordada55 you are NOT "anti-censorship" youre just trying to justify your intrest in downplaying serious issues and turning them into kinks
