You look good today!

Sara, they/them pronouns. You like my shitty blog? Nice. I'll tag if you ask me to!

[nudygoon]

[beforusnepeta]

[carnival-wilson]

the fact that arin says he doesn’t remember telling the “at age 6 i was born without a face” story makes it 10x as better

[haviary-deactivated20180108]

the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing

 so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it translates to “where is the vodka?”

 but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don’t see any articles I assume they aren’t there, so yelling “ГДЕ ВОДКА” translates to “WHERE VODKA” like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to

[leupagus]

Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling “WHERE VODKA” at all times.

[wats-good-gabby]

friendly reminder that ina garten, the host of barefoot contessa on food network, majored in economics and was in charge of writing the budget for the US’s nuclear program and drafted policy memos regarding construction of nuclear centrifuges under US presidents ford and carter

also she fund raises for planned parenthood and supports gay marriage so yeah this woman can budget, plan nuclear policy, and cook a mean meal and now u know

[alisonisgayyy]

If you can’t make the nuclear centrifuge yourself, store bought is fine.

[mingrose]

Night at the Museum 3 - We have dinner once a year and talk about it.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The amount of nope on his face in that fourth gif is off the scale

[quasarkisses]

damn night at the museum is quality tho. accurate af castings, seamless incorporation of character backgrounds into the story (especially into the historical “museum” aspect like this scene and the one with Amelia Earheart and the black WWII pilots), all while maintaining a light, funny family comedy vibe the whole time

[captainoftheuss-eve-blog]

you guys Ben Stiller is literally half Irish half Jewish

[drthcaedus]

favourite Extra™ things darth vader has done, ranked

- killed a guy, then gave his job to the guy right next to him

- did a triple front-flip over a stream of lava, only to get most of his limbs cut off

- took on an entire army of rebels by himself, and when told he was surrounded, said “all i’m surrounded by is fear and dead men”. talk about edgy

- announced he was luke’s father, barely seconds after amputating his hand, then was disappointed that luke wanted nothing to do with him

- every entrance he makes he always has to be in a dark corner or surrounded by fog with his cape billowing perfectly behind him. how Does he do it

- made a terrible pun about choking, while choking a guy

-flown a tie fighter with the force just so he could stand atop it and look dramatic

what a guy

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Vader why do u have NO CHILL EVER

[siins]

they p much make this joke in the movie, so

[i-bang-bosendorfers]

cat mute for euphonium [x]

[snowytumble]

How to Remove a Cat From Your Euphonium

[weloveshortvideos]

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

[kodaksnacks-blog]

#ChuckECheeseChallenge 🔥 😭 😭

[tillerboomin]

LMAFOOOOOOOOOOO THAT’S HOW IT BE TOO I HATE THESE TALENTED AS MUTHA FUCKERS LOOOL.

[iverbz]

dude in the middle fuckin me UP

[hustleinatrap]

[xprofessor]

I AM CHOKING SJSJSJSIXNSBSU

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[geobrarian]

Hey, so did you know that librarians tend to run liberal?

And that they’re really against censorship?

And that nearly all libraries have policies that prohibit people from harassing others inside?

And that nearly all libraries have free wifi and desktop computers that erase history when you’re done using them?

And that librarians are totally chill with you hanging out all day? (provided you don’t spill things on the books)

And that libraries often have huge offerings of dvds which you can watch on your laptop in the library?

And that libraries tend to have lots of resources for folks who find themselves in distress?

What I’m saying is, if shit hits the fan, go to the library, you’re welcome here.

[luckypeach]

[voyeurhour]

this is one of those posts you scroll down for an explanation and god decides not to give you that satisfaction

[now-at-kotoko]