Good old Dick Grayson

M!A: A Night in Vegas Hello the name's Dick and I'm back from all the craziness. Have a beautiful daughter and son and an amazing family and friends. Asks are completely reopened. The beautiful art I'm using for my new avatar was created by the wonderful inkydandy! Thank you so much friend! Member of DC Speaks

[batbabydamian]

Dick and Damian Week 2025: Circus!

Batgirl (2009) #5 & #7

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

While Jason Todd and Tim Drake are both tragedies, Jason is a Shakespearian tragedy (doomed by the narrative) while Tim is a Greek tragedy (doomed by himself/his own flaws). In this essay I will-

[batbunker]

Your dash has been visited by a wild Nite-Mite!

[edjectedly]

How Jason Todd Should Have Been Introduced to the BatFam

Batman, frantically putting in numbers and calling someone.

Batman: pickuppickuppickup

Dick Grayson, who just got got in bed after a long patrol, groaning.

Dick: Hello? Bruce, what's going on?

Bruce: Dick I need you to come home right now

Dick: what's going on, is everything okay?

Bruce: yes, I just need you to come home

Dick: .... B I can't just come home I have work at the gym tomorrow and-

Jason, in the background: Holy fuck is that a dinosaur?!

Dick: was that a fucking child???

Bruce: ...

Dick: ...

Bruce: ...

Dick: ....

Bruce: yes

Dick, rushing out of bed, knowing good and well Alfred is on vacation and there is no way B can be alone with a new child: what happened?

Bruce: hestolethetiresofftheBatmobile

Dick: ... That doesn't mean you can kidnap him!!

Bruce: I couldn't leave him. He was hungry. We got burgers.

Dick: oh my god, okay, I'm on my way, have you called Alfred?

Bruce: ...no

Dick, rushing down the stairs to his car: Bruce I swear to God you have to tell Alfred

Bruce: what if he's mad at me

Dick: holy child abduction Batman, you have to tell Alfred before he gets back. I'm not dealing with that.

Bruce: ...okay

Dick: okay, I'll be there in an hour, don't let the kid die before I get there. How's he doing?

Bruce: .... I don't see him anymore

Dick: you don't- Bruce!

Bruce: gottogoseeyouwhenyougethere *hangs up*

Dick: he fucking hung up on me- *deep breath* it's fine, I'll be there in an hour, it'll be fine. He watched me all the time growing up, it'll be fine....

Dick: *remembering all the times he and Bruce sat things on fire because Alfred wasn't there*

Dick: ...fuck

Bonus:

Dick: so you stole the tires off the Batmobile?

Jason: yeah, what about it

Dick: I believe this is the start of a beautiful brotherhood

Bruce: oh no

[dickgrayson-speaks]

//To the person that sent me three very rude asks, you do realize there is an actual human being behind this blog right? I don't know why you thought that was okay or funny, but it really wasn't. I haven't given this blog the time of day in years and it was kind of disappointing to see those messages in my ask box after all this time. Anyway I hope you have a good day at least and that you maybe get some help because I worry for your health. 💙💙💙💙 ~Mund

[dinah-lance]

“I can try.”

NIGHTWING #092 (2022) art by Bruno Redondo

[dickgrayson-speaks]

My friend told me you have good abs and ass

I've been told this too 😁

[dickgrayson-speaks]

Mr.Grayson have you ever sees Alfred got sick???...what you and Bruce doing if Alfred got sick?

Hmmm there were a few times that Alfred did get sick, I remember he'd always tried to hide it from Bruce, but it never worked. We usually took care of him, depending on what he was sick with. I usually helped Alfred with the chores so while he was resting I'd do as much as I could. When I was a kid Bruce would cook when Alfred got sick, but he wasn't super good at it, tried his best though.

[dickgrayson-speaks]

Hi Mr.Grayson I hope you stay healthy during this difficult time

Thank you @dzamar I am! I continue to wear a mask everytime I go out and wash my hands wherever possible. I hope you are also staying safe and healthy. Thank you again

[doc-anders]

Visit Original Link

“I’m keeping score by the way.”

[dickgrayson-speaks]

@jasontoddspeaks

[nightwingvixen23]

Dick : the average good stripper makes 6 figures a year. $500 a day,$2,500 per week, &  $10k a month. if vigilante work doesn’t work out, guess who’s throwing that ass in a circle ?

Dick : yes bitch 

Dick : me .

Bruce : please. choose a more suitable topic for our dinner discussion Dick, I’m begging you

Jason : fuck that noise, I’m digging this table talk. continue as you were DickieBaby

Damian : I’m moving

Tim : you say that during every dinner

Damian : this time I’m for real―

Jason : alright now real talk. Dickie ?

Dick : hmmm ?

Jason : currently how much are ya chargin for a lap dance ?

Damian : *starts throwing butter rolls at Jason*

[moonfox281]

Batboys profile: Body

DICK GRAYSON

Often enough when writting, I think of Dick’s body, all I can imagine is a ballerina. A male ballerina.

Male ballerinas are all limbs and muscles, and that’s how Dick is usually painted in my mind. He’s not big, not tall, but his 5 feet 10 body is on a golden ratio.

Keep reading

[batdadbrucewayne]

yo, B, the Dollmaker escaped Arkham but how much you wanna bet I get no classes tomorrow for this very reason

How much would you like to bet he’s back in Arkham before your professors and faculty even have time to make the decision to hold classes or not? 

@damianwayne-speaks @timdrake-speaks @jasontoddiscoolerthanyou @dickgrayson-speaks @purplesparkles-andgoldenlassos @taramarkov-speaks @stephaniebrown-speaks

We have work to do. 

[dickgrayson-speaks]

Dollmaker huh? I'll run up a list of previous residents to see if he's hold up in any of them. Psychos like him prefer places that are familiar and private

[totally-not-robin]

Anybody wanna tell me why there was this weird dude in red and yellow zooming ‘round the heavily secured lab that I locked behind me last night?

[blackracheldare-deactivated2020]

Heeey that’s The Flash! He gave me a ride to Gotham a couple days ago!

[batdadbrucewayne]

Just…don’t worry about it. He knows nothing about subtlety. Just ignore him. Maybe leave him a few sandwiches every once in a while. 

[blackracheldare-deactivated2020]

Ajjdsjfjsj. He told me that next time I ask for a ride, I should buy him a sandwich.

[nora-not-the-explorer]

Yeah passing off cases and assignments to interns seems to be the new trend. It’s why I’m currently arm deep in a body at BPD.

[blackracheldare-deactivated2020]

Fr. Like, a girl can’t even investigate her father’s murder in peace

[nora-not-the-explorer]

Right! Like I’m obviously performing an autopsy, please don’t try and come down here and talk to me.

[blackracheldare-deactivated2020]

Or one of those “friendly” Central City CSI will try and talk to me when I am interviewing a witness! Like..Barry Allen I do not want to talk to you

[nora-not-the-explorer]

Do you know how many officers I had to redirect over to officer ‘sunshine’ Grayson!! One was so persistent I did that thing where I point out all the broken bones they’ve had from what I can see, just so I could leave the break room!

[blackracheldare-deactivated2020]

Happy ppl in the criminal justice system do not belong…

[nora-not-the-explorer]

Yeah well tell that to @dickgrayson-speaks. Cause he seems pretty ok with being a litte ball sunshine while working at the precinct.

[dickgrayson-speaks]

It's easier to find the light when surrounded by darkness 😉👉👆 🖤☀️🖤

[dickgrayson-speaks]

Do people ever think you're me? - the other Nightwing

Well I haven't come across anyone that is really aware of the Kryptonian religion. I mean maybe if we worked together there would be confusion, but no, no one has confused me for you at least not yet

[dickgrayson-speaks]

*sneaks in and slowly drops on the floor* uh hi 👋 asking permission to take mari out and hang and stuff? Yes? No? Yeos?

Well before I gave you permission I'd have to know who you are

[dickgrayson-speaks]

Hey—I’m Nora. The intern transferred from GCPD working in the BPD forensic department and morgue. But that doesn’t matter. What does matter is coffee. Where. Is. The. Coffee. In. This. Stupid. Precinct.

Hey Nora it's nice to meet you. I'm Dick Grayson or Officer Grayson as some like to call me. I hope you enjoy interning here at BPD. Oh coffee? There should be some in the break room on the main floor, but if that's too far of a walk I know the M.E keeps a coffee machine in their office with extra mugs ;)