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:0 omg this is so fun
Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes
The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve.
Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.
If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.
Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.
This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!
This is horrible I can't see the number of notes on my posts at all without adding up everything in the chain
Cursed cursed cursed evil evil evil
This is a terrible idea. Horrible.
EXTREMELY BAD HOLY FUCK.
This would kill the entire point of the reblog chain. Staff, please, don't do this. It will transform the reblog chain in just plain twitter quotes.
Seriously, this is a tumblr-killer feature. This breaks the most fundamental way tumblr is different from any other social network. This makes tumblr just another blueskytwitterthreads. Or worse: An unfederated mastodon clone.
Please, stop this. Please, don't roll this out.
Please, mutuals, post about this, comment and reblog the original post (while you still can without making it your own quote-post). I don't know if staff is looking or if the feedback would matter, but seriously, this is a terrible change that would kill tumblr as we know it. Please, don't roll it out.
look, I can endure any kind of UI changes that are supposed to help tumblr-rookies to understand how this works. They may be a nuisance, but that's ok, we have x-kit or we can get used to buttons being here or there.
But this. This changes the data architecture. This changes the SINGLE THING that makes tumblr the "... yes and" website. This KILLS THE COLLABORATIVE POSTING THAT MAKES THIS SITE DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE OTHER MEDIA PLATFORMS.
Please, don't do this. Please, don't ship this.
Please for the love of god, TUMBLR, DO NOT DO THIS
This update will also have an INCREDIBLY negative impact on artists who have their art reblogged, but will no longer be able to see the reach they actually have gained with their art!!
We LOVE to see other people comment on our work, but with your new update THOSE REBLOGS WITH COMMENTS will be the one getting traction instead of the ORIGINAL ART POSTED.
PLEASE TUMBLR
PLEASE DO NOT ROLL THIS UPDATE OUT
this is such a bad idea
This would be a disaster pls don’t add this 😭
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chapter five, full moon
pairing: jacob black x f. reader
notes: i have’t been able to stop writing LOL im having too much fun. especially loved writing the pack n leah (leah apologist forever sorry not sorry)
genres: childhood friends, best friends to lovers, mutual pining
word count: 1.6k
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You have always loved Jacob Black.
But Jacob Black has always loved you.
Since the moment he met you, he knew. You were it. The one. And his crush on you? It was never really a secret. Everyone knew.
Billy knew first–long before Jacob even figured it out himself. He saw it in the little things: the way Jake would bolt for the first aid kit whenever you got a papercut, how he gave you the last bite of his sandwich even when he was still starving, and how he made a fool of himself dancing and singing off-key just to hear your laugh.
chapter four, manuals
pairing: jacob black x f. reader
notes: planned out the entire fic and am excited for the coming chapters!!
genres: childhood friends, best friends to lovers, mutual pining
word count: 1.8k
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Summer stretched on like a golden thread. Slow, warm, and full of stolen moments.
That Friday, he showed up at your door with two milkshakes and a crease between his brows. That one was on you. Texting Help me and Come now probably made it sound more life-threatening than it was.
To be fair, it was urgent… ish.
You hadn’t packed for fancy. When you threw things into your suitcase for the summer, you were thinking lake days, bonfires, and living in sweat shorts and oversized tees. Not a birthday dinner at some nice restaurant where your parents expected you to wear a dress.
I think this is one of the best fanfics I’ve ever read… like I’m at a loss for words holy moly
Not All Who Wander Are Lost
Jacob x Fem!reader (This takes place shortly after the events of New Moon)
Chapters- (1) (2)
Summary: After moving to the small town of Forks Y/n meets Bella who tells Y/n everything about her messy love-triangle, save for the magical stuff of course. Y/n then meets the werewolf she's heard so much about whom she is almost instantly enamored by. Does he feel the same? And will he choose to protect her from his curse or will he break all the rules and tell her everything. Will Y/n let him into her closed down messy life, or will she deny love because it's easier for her and everyone she holds dear?
Authors note: Hi everyone! This is a slow burn Jacob Black x Female reader fanfic, and also my first ever fic, so I'm super excited to see what yall think of it. This is just a Prologue/Chapter 1 of reader moving to Forks and meeting Bella and her school friends. I promise the future chapters will be much more interesting and Chapter 2 will be sure to introduce Jacob I promise!
Word Count: 1.6k ish
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You had lived in small towns your whole life, moving from school to school, and never staying in the same place for too long, but for some reason you can't quite figure out, Forks felt different. It was gray yet vivid, quiet yet loud, and most of all it was small just like you were used to, but there was something larger than life about the place.
You had only lived here for about a week now, and today would finally be your first day at school, and at work for that matter. You had moved here with your mom and immediately hunted for a job at the local diner; she claimed to need distance from your dad, even though it had been years since the divorce, but naturally you couldn't blame her. "Y/n? Are you almost ready babe?" Her voice called from downstairs waking your from your trance as you stared at yourself in the mirror.
"Yeah ma, just about!" You called back down sighing in relief. It sounded like she was going to be in a better mood today. That's the thing about your mom; she was just about as psycho as your dad. Every good day for her was accompanied by a bad month. On a good note however, being raised in a toxic household taught you how to raise yourself to be a better person than the ones who raised you, so who were you to complain really?
After grabbing your bookbag and a warm jacket you tumbled downstairs trying desperately to not be late on your first day at a new school. "Ready." You declared with wide eyes and a half-hearted smile as the two of you made your way to the car.
Oh yeah, another perk of having parents who chronically mistrust you not matter what you do; you're not allowed to drive yourself.
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As you pulled into the school parking lot you hurriedly grabbed your bag and opened the door in a rush with a quick bye to your mom.
The school was tiny and covered in a shiny fresh coat of rain. Though you never got to experience too much growing up except for the occasional thunderstorm here and there, you couldn't help but to love the rain. Everything about it drew you in; the feeling, the smell, the freshness of it all. It always felt like a new beginning and that was something that you longed for always.
The first few classes droned by dully with the exception of a teenager every now and then welcoming you to Forks with a myriad of questions. It wasn't anything your weren't used to, but despite loving being alone, you hated the feeling of being lonely, so you took the chance to make any new acquaintance you could.
Starting with a soft spoken girl named Angela and her boyfriend Eric. They were both super friendly and invited you to lunch with them rather quickly which is where you met the rest of their group.
Angela introduced you to everyone making sure you were included in the conversation. First there was Jessica. She was a bit snarky and quite honestly you could already tell she wasn't your type of person. Though beautiful she made it perfectly clear she was jealous of anything that breathed.
Then there was Mike, he was sweet and goofy like a golden retriever and you couldn't help but like him instantly, but you could already tell he was the type to fall fast, so you'd have to make it perfectly clear you didn't do 'dating.'
The last in the group was Bella. She was incredibly stunning, and extraordinarily awkward, but you didn't mind, she seemed to be perfectly kind and for that you were immediately grateful.
"So, why'd you move here of all places? I mean there's nothing here really unless you count school as a 'fun' activity." Jessica scoffed out with a sarcastic laugh.
You laughed with her, because really, she wasn't entirely wrong. "Well my mom just kind of needed a change of scenery, and Forks definitely has that going for it." You stated, noting the plentiful forestry and gorgeous mountains, "Besides, I'm more of the homebody type anyhow."
"Yeah, same here." Bella chimed in with a playful huff.
Mike snorted looking at her as he spoke to you, "Don't listen to her, trust me she's out plenty with her two boyfriends keeping her company."
You raised your eyebrows incredulously.
Angela huffed and you noticed that Eric had wrapped his arm around her shoulder. Well, that's adorable. "Mike shut it. Don't listen to him Y/n, he's just jealous." She rolled her eyes at him, "Bella only has one boyfriend, Jacob is just a friend. Not that it's anyone's business Mike." She looked at him pointedly and he jokingly rolled his eyes back at her.
As the conversation continued I looked across the table at Bella and noticed she was nervously chewing her bottom lip between her teeth. A habit you had as well.
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After the final bell had rung you spotted Bella outside heading in the direction of what you assumed was her truck and decided to catch up with her.
"Hey Swan, wait up." You lightly jogged up to her from behind putting a hand on her shoulder as you finally made your way to her.
"Oh hey, what's up?" She questioned awkwardly as per usual, but you didn't let it bother you.
"Hi, sorry, I was just wondering if there was any chance you could give me a ride home? My ma's still at work, and I know it's super last minute but I think it's about an hour long walk and I'd totally get in trouble if I tried to forage that by myself." You cringed slightly feeling like an inconvenience.
She sighed almost relieved and gave you a small crooked smile. "Yeah of course, hopefully you don't mind the noise. My trucks not exactly new." She chuckled and you laughed with her feeling a weight off your chest at what could potentially be an easy friendship.
You were about halfway to your house when she finally started talking. Not that the silence was uncomfortable.
"I'm sorry about lunch. I hope Mike didn't make you too weirded out by me. I don't actually have two boyfriends." She huffed out.
"Oh, no not at all, don't even worry about it." You shrugged it off. "But if you don't mind, I am a bit curious." A smirk lit up your face as you glanced as the chocolate haired girl.
She got one good look at your face and cracked a small smile of her own before it quickly turned into a frown. "Well, my uh boyfriends name is Edward. Him and his family… moved.. away about 6 months ago, and we sorta broke up I guess. Pretty harshly actually."
You listened to her talk as she winded down the roads, fully invested in her story.
"While he was gone, I kind of broke down I suppose." She looked over at you scrunching her eyebrows, "I know that sounds dramatic, but we have this bond I guess and it just hurt you know? Anyways, while he was gone I started to spend a lot of time with my friend Jake. Jacob. I blocked everyone else out, he was the only person I could really stand to be around, and I know it's selfish of me, but I knew he liked me and I guess I took advantage of that so he would stay with me a bit longer. Flash forward a couple of months and I get this call from Edward, he's in Italy… and he wants me to come down and see him. Well, as you can guess Jacob didn't like that very much, but I had to go. It's different with Edward. Anyways Edward told me that his family was moving back, and when we got home Jacob wouldn't talk to me anymore."
You took in every detail of her story as she fumbled around her words. "So, you haven't spoken since then?"
She looked tragic now, "That's the worst part I suppose. He showed up at my house a couple of weeks ago, and Edward was there. They got in this fight and I told Jacob that if he made me choose I would choose Edward every time. And that was the last time we spoke." This time she glanced at your face sheepish as if looking for judgement.
Instead you just smiled softly at her. "Your life sounds like something straight out of a novel." I grinned laughing a little, "We're gonna have so much fun together trust me."
She smiled back at you. A real smile, the first wide one you've seen on her face since you met her.
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THE END OF CHAPTER 1
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Authors Note: Okay quick question, but do yall like the second person pov, or would yall rather it be in first? Also what did yall think of chapter 1??? And any suggestions for how reader and Jacob should meet? I'd love to hear yalls ideas ;>
This is lowkey random but I got the idea after your thing abt Edward and Reader on the bus- mayhaps Edward with a reader who has a lot of little siblings? Being the type to go thrifting every week, have a whole coupon book, super into saving money just bc taking care of kids isn’t cheap- (I’m not sure if you do requests like this, BUT I just wanted to send it in anyway bc best case scenario, I get more of your awesome writing!!)
Reader w/ Many Siblings HC
Edward Cullen x Reader
word count: 1k
You have disgustingly thick coupon book. It is genuinely impressive how it hasn’t imploded yet due to the sheer volume of it.
It’s so big the spine flops onto the table, unable to support itself. A very audible thud is heard.
Edward gets delegated to finding the coupons. My guy is speed reading the newspaper just to find a 5% discount on fucking apples or smth.
One time there weren’t any scissors, so Edward used his teeth to get it out, it gives a cleaner cut anyway.
Cue your little brother nomming on the corner of a page because ‘it looked fun’ and ‘if Edward can do it, why can’t I?’
No need to tell him it’s because Edward’s a century old vampire. Even if you did it wouldn’t deter him at all, he’d probably beg to become one too.
Edward—whether you like it or not—is going to be constantly helping you out. Both around house and financially.
He diligently watches you cook just so he can learn how to do it himself. He gets so good at replicating your food your siblings start to prefer his—even though they are prepared exactly the same. You are quietly seething.
Did this all so he can make breakfast while you get everyone ready for school. Or make dinner while you help them with their homework. Or so he can cook their school lunches in the dead of night while you, and everyone else is asleep. He even places a note in each of their lunchboxes, written in perfect script of course.
How I feel asking for a Pt 2 😔
Accident Waiting to Happen - Chapter 5
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Pairing: Jacob Black (twilight) x Fem!Reader | Tags: #angst#tension #jacobblackangst #jacobblackxreader #series #emojacob #nonchalantjacob #hollisterfall | Word count: 4,200 | Genre: enemies to lovers | Date: 1/4/2026
Summary: Shortly after the events of New Moon, Jacob Black is still trying to rebuild himself after Bella. The last thing he needs is another complication in his healing journey. But the arrival of Y/N, a summer transplant working in her uncle’s autobody shop in Forks, complicates everything—especially after a late-night crash on a rain-slicked road leads Jacob to accidentally imprint on her. Y/N swears she swerved to avoid something. Jacob Black swears she’s lying. Neither of them planned this. Neither of them wants it. But denial only works for so long before the truth comes crashing in.
A/N: Here's a longer chapter :) I'm feeling better btw thank you for the well wishes, hope everyone's new year is off to a great start!
After getting the truth off his chest to at least one person, Jacob had a solid plan. It was simple: never see her again. Shut every door of opportunity, every growing instinct, every flicker of curiosity surrounding her. He would refuse to play along in a game of which the prize he wanted nothing to do with. Instead, he tried to pursue life as usual, and it was working for a little… until it wasn’t…
Jacob wiped the back of his wrist across his forehead, the smell of gasoline still clung to the air as he twisted the key in the truck.
The engine turned over, coughed… and then started rattling like a washing machine full of bolts.
Not just rattling, shaking. Just like before.
A low, furious curse ripped through Jacob’s teeth.
Seth, leaning against the window of the passenger observing the whole scene, winced. “That… doesn’t sound fixed.” his naive voice commented.
Jacob shot him a look as if to say ‘Shut up’, to which Seth did. Jacob killed the engine and stepped out, slamming the door behind him harder than necessary. His chest felt tight—too tight—as unwanted words echoed in his head:
“Maybe it’s the ignition coils.” That stupid, know-it-all, smug voice rang in his head.
Jacob balled his fists so hard his knuckles clicked.
Accident Waiting to Happen - Chapter 4
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Pairing: Jacob Black (twilight) x Fem!Reader | Tags: #angst#tension #jacobblackangst #jacobblackxreader #series #emojacob #nonchalantjacob #hollisterfall | Word count: 2,110 | Genre: enemies to lovers | Date: 12/29/2025
Summary: Shortly after the events of New Moon, Jacob Black is still trying to rebuild himself after Bella. The last thing he needs is another complication in his healing journey. But the arrival of Y/N, a summer transplant working in her uncle’s autobody shop in Forks, complicates everything—especially after a late-night crash on a rain-slicked road leads Jacob to accidentally imprint on her. Y/N swears she swerved to avoid something. Jacob Black swears she’s lying. Neither of them planned this. Neither of them wants it. But denial only works for so long before the truth comes crashing in.
A/N: Sorry guys I was a little sick, anyways here you go! Happy almost new year!
Jacob sat on the driftwood log overlooking the shoreline, arms braced over his knees, the steady crash of waves doing nothing to quiet the storm in his head.
Half of the pack had gathered nearby — while Leah, Embry, Jacob, and Seth sat separately against some rocks, skipping pebbles across the surface of the ocean.
Embry broke the silence first, as per usual, eyes flicking to Jacob. “So do you really think you could kill her? If she came back… different?”
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I’m so excited about these it’s crazy. I wanted to wait to post them till I got the physical copies, but some of you who have watched the youtube vid I made for the My Neighbor Janice Youtube channel will have already seen these! They’re up now on my Etsy! Link HERE! ⭐️