how is being a rapist and a convicted felon not a deal breaker, but being a woman is. i feel sick.

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how is being a rapist and a convicted felon not a deal breaker, but being a woman is. i feel sick.
Y/n: see how Garcia brought the shots back to the table?
Prentiss: very thoughtful.
JJ: very demure.
Morgan: what the fuck—
*hotch arrives*
Garcia: see how Hotch was late?
Prentiss: not very mindful.
Reid: not demure.
CM Friends-with-Benefits Challenge
Hey everyone, I’m back with another monthly challenge! For the months of August AND September, I am formally challenging any willing writer to take a stab at writing fanfiction including friends with benefits/situationships using their choice of Criminal Minds characters! Reader, Original Character, Character/Characterships, Gen/Platonic fics are allowed!Please check out the Rules below the Keep Reading.
There are a LOT of prompts below the cut, so keep going!
(**This is NOT a request list for me—this is a prompt list of other writers! Feel free to request from someone else, and be sure to let them know about the challenge!)
🥰 Song Prompts 🥰
"Sex" by The 1975
"Too Sweet" by Hozier
"dress" by Taylor Swift
"august" by Taylor Swift
"Casual" by Chappell Roan
"Dinner & Diatribes" by Hozier
"Close to You" by Gracie Abrams
“Stuck in the Middle” by Tai Verdes
"Good Luck, Babe!" by Chappell Roan
"I Wanna Be Yours" by Arctic Monkeys
“Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High?” by Arctic Monkeys
💌 Dialogue Prompts 💌
“I’m just in it for the snacks.”
“No wonder you’re single…” (joking?)
“So... what’s the stance on cuddling?”
"You deserve something real. I want us to be real.”
“We’re just friends with benefits.” // “Right, and the benefit is being madly in love.” (sarcasm?)
“We’re… friends. With benefits.” // “Without sex? What’s the benefit?” // “My delightful company, asshole.”
"I'm your boyfriend without the benefits." // "Do you want the benefits?" // "Yes—No... I'm your fluffer!" ('New Girl')
“What is up with those two lately?” // “They’re sleeping together.” // “Yeah, right. Imagine… wait, seriously?”
General & NSFW Prompts Below!
1:05 am. pussy starved spencer reid, begging for permission to eat you out. "Please, I'll be so good for you." rutting his hard cock against the bed for any relief he can get. lips red, and moist with your cum. the whine that he makes when he finally slides his cock inside of you. "You're so wet. You're so perfect. I've been needing you for days." he's such a slut ohmygof
Much Ado About Nothing (Act III, Scene IV: The Quiet Morning)
The tension between you and Spencer reaches a breaking point the next morning.
Part warning: (18+) breast play, fingering, and some grinding action because he can’t stop himself Words: 1.9k A/n: this might be the quietest smut I’ve ever written, but we need to keep the tension going because it’s good for the drama🤩 i also wanna say that i wrote this in between my pile of work so please excuse me if you see any mistakes or some weird description that doesn’t make any sense. my head is about to explode
SERIES MASTERLIST | MAIN MASTERLIST
You woke up with an arm draped across your waist. Under normal circumstances, you would have jumped at the unexpected contact, but when the memory of last night crossed your half-conscious mind, it shouldn’t have surprised you.
Although you weren’t sure how you ended up like this. The details of the night before were a bit hazy, like fragments of a dream slipping through your fingers. You remembered the intensity, the undeniable pull that had drawn you together, but how it had led to this calm, intimate closeness was a mystery.
I’m in NYC and have seen Matthew around here and there, whenever he’s in the area. I’ve seen him with a woman that matches the description from the anon from the other day, a pretty brunette. One time, it was in a restaurant, The Dutch, and it was clearly a date. It was late and there weren’t many other people there. They were laughing, happy, and seemed really comfortable with each other. Sounds like the woman from the Reddit stories that have been circulating around.
Well as long as he's happy. Of that's the case maybe one day they'll be public.
oh my god that was me! (real, not fake)
Night Out.
mdni, softdom!reid x female!reader, fingering, reader went out. first fic so reblogs appreciated & welcome :)
“How was it?” Spencer asked as the two of you lay in his bed, your back against his chest with his hand delicately tracing nonsense into your lower abdomen.
“My friends?”
He hums a ‘yes’.
“Fun…” You reply tiredly, eyes beating shut with each breath. “I missed you… couldn't stop thinking about you.” you coquettishly confess through tired, drawn-out words.
“Yeah?” Spencer mused, brushing down some of your hair before placing soft, barely there kisses into your now exposed neck.
“Yeah,” you confirm with a hitch of your breath, feeling his fingers at the hem of your underwear.
“What were you thinking about?”
“You,” shyly, you avoid spilling the lude nature of your dirty thoughts.
“I know that angel.” He chuckled, hands tracing over your clothed bud.
You whined, he continued.
“You don't need to be shy. I want to give you what you need, but for me to do that, I need you to tell me, can you do that for me?” Spencer asked calmly, rubbing lazy, painfully slow circles into your aching clit.
“This,” you censor yourself with a vague response.
“Look at me.”
A gentle demand.
You turn your head, flashing him desperate eyes. “You touching m—“
Before you could finish your sentence, his hand slipped under the lacey piece of sheer fabric, pushing two fingers into your soaked entrance.
Your hips twitch at the sudden feeling of his lengthy fingers filling you all up; a gasp escapes from your throat almost immediately, you barely register it happening.
“Oh baby,” he coos. “You’re soaking—”
“—If you try to boost your ego one more time, I'm going to lose my shit. Please, Spencer, just fuck me, please.” you cry out desperately.
He laughed, “You're no fun when you’re this needy.” Spencer teased, withdrawing his fingers before plunging back in with a wet, messy sound.
“I’m having lots of fun,” you hum closing your eyes, pushing your head back into the pillows.
“I know you are. Look at you,” He said, propping himself up to look at the beautiful sticky masterpiece he painted, not giving up, still rutting his fingers at a pace that is bound to hurt his wrist later.
“Fuck-“ You mewl as he hits the perfect spot, feeling all the pressure build up in your tummy.
As your mouth gapes open, it’s a silent confirmation that this is where you need it.
“Good girl, my good girl.” He praised in a whisper, curving his fingers fucking them right into your most sensitive spot over and over again, eyeing you as your face contoured with pleasure. “You're okay; good job, baby. Let it go; I've got you.” He encouraged, your walls clenching around as if a murderous attempt to cut off blood circulation.
He gives you one last push, and it feels like a storm in your stomach bolts of lighting rush to your core, your cum acting as rain dripping from your cunt all over his sheets. Your thighs clamp around his hand, his fingers not giving up helping you ride through your orgasm, thumb dragging over your clit for more stimulation.
“Spence—” you whine, back arching, hips uselessly flailing, trying to escape the intensity.
“I know,” He said, voice filled with faux sympathy. “Almost done, my love. Making you feel good.”
You take it, panting as he pulls out. Your eyes are so tired they feel they’re being weighed down by thousands of cement blocks.
“Close your eyes, beautiful girl; I’ll clean you up.”
I can't stop thinking munch!spencer x reader who's insecure about having thick thighs (it's me, I'm reader)
take a seat | s.r
hi thank u for requesting!! i tried to be ambiguous about reader’s size but if it doesn’t come across that way lemme know and ill fix it!!!
wc: 1.7k
cw: 18+ smut minors dni, afab reader, face sitting, munch!spencer my beloved, insecure!reader who i took to be a little self indulgent sorry, fluff, hurt comfort but no hurt lol
this is also not proofread sorry
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the thing about spencer is if you have any fear or qualm about anything, his main verbal form of comfort is information. and it’s not a bad thing, not at all. finding comfort in the facts is what spencer hopes to achieve when he spews his tidbits. it’s just, sometimes it’ll do more harm than good, or even worse, do nothing at all.
that’s where you’re at right now, sitting in spencer’s room with your legs tucked under you while he sits up at the head of the bed. the top buttons of his dress shirt are undone, tie strewn somewhere in the room. you’re still fully clothed albeit in a loose t shirt and some panties. the want in his eyes is undeniable, his question still lingering in the air.
for the fear of falling apart | S.R.
after hearing her gunpoint confession, your sister pressures you into airing your grievances at Rossi's wedding
who? spencer reid x jareau!reader category: angst content warnings: takes place following/during 14x15 "truth or dare", fem!reader, established relationship, mentions roslyn, unresolved conflict, a lot of insecurity, cm violence, i think everyone has a fault in this word count: 2.47k a/n: so this idea popped into my head. i think the concept of spencer dating jj's younger sister is insane and i love it. i hope you like it as well. (i want to write a part two so bad i hate leaving things unresolved). also this is not jj hate that's my girl i loved her even before i loved spencer!!!!
“Please, can you just hear me out?” Your sister pleaded, keeping her voice low so you didn’t take any attention off of the bride and groom.
Bringing your glass to your lips, you shrugged, “I’m not sure this is the right place, Jennifer,” you murmured, looking across the room at your brother-in-law, “I think Will’s looking for you.”
She brushed off your dismissal, “I’ll go over once we figure this out. Let’s go out to the courtyard and talk.”
JJ reached out and gently gripped your elbow, trying to guide you through the French doors of the wedding venue, but you yanked your arm away, crossing your arms in front of your stomach. “It’s rude to leave now, this is a wedding, we’re guests here,” you scolded her, focusing your eyes forward. The ceremony was over, and everyone was mingling, but you refused to be the first to leave. Besides, going home would mean needing to face Spencer – another discussion you didn’t have the energy for.
this fic makes me feel crazy i never even CONSIDERED a scenario where spencer's gf would be affected by jj's confession bc she's her SISTER. crazy and evil actually. pathologicalreid this was amazing
Sweet Temptation - Spencer Reid
Likes are always appreciated but reblogs and feedback keep artists going!
Summary: Spencer’s a pervert and so are you (a.k.a Spencer doesn’t know how to control himself when the team goes camping)
Word Count: 1.8k
A/N: This isn’t that accurate to canon but I don’t really care, I just love the concept of pervert!spencer and wanted to write something filthy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i wrote half of this half asleep so give me a little grace pls, not proofread cuz i never do oops
TW: pervert!spencer, bau!reader, panty stealing, dubcon, public sex, outdoor sex, oral sex (reader receiving), penetration, unprotected sex, breeding kink, cum eating, softdom!spencer, afab + fem reader
Rating: R, 18+
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When one of the higher ups suggested the BAU team go on a wilderness retreat, you figured it’d be at some cushy wellness resort with cheesy team-building exercises and sleeping in cabins, not a campsite in the middle of the woods, with only a flimsy tent floor separating you from the hard ground.
You didn’t want to be here, truthfully you felt that the team was a little too close to each other at times, and there certainly wasn’t any bonding you could do out here that couldn’t have been done back at the office. You were cold, the rocky dirt beneath you was hurting your back, and you could not get to sleep for longer than twenty minutes at a time no matter how many times you tossed and turned into different positions.
Picture You
Pairing: Emily Prentiss × GN!Reader
For: requested by @suckerforcate to fill my body worship square for @cmkinkbingo2024
EXPLICIT CONTENT, SMUT
Content Warnings: Cunnilingus/fingering (emily receiving), pagan/hellenistic religious imagery that could be considered blasphemous, reader is simping hard, and I don't blame them, Emily is implied to be older
Summary: You feel the need to prove to Emily she's your one and only.
Author's Note: Ngl, this might be my favorite piece I've ever written. It's definitely less steamy, but I was feeling the wlw yearning HARD (And, as always, peep the Chappell Roan song)
Feedback is always welcome!
Requests are OPEN!
No Higher Being Than You - Spencer Reid x Reader
about: for all my girlies who love munch spencer, here is a one shot about spencer worshipping you like you’re a god
warnings: NSFW content, minors do not interact, oral (f receiving), hair pulling, religious comparisons, not an accurate depiction of religion whatsoever.
word count: 0.6k
reminds me of false god by taylors, absolutely love it
I need a BF like Spencer/MGG can you imagine the sex?
all day, everyday
Bump Relief - S.R.
Pairing: Spencer Reid x fem!reader
Content warning: fluff, pregnant reader
Word Count: 1.8K
Summary: Making you comfortable while you're pregnant is his number one priority, so he decides to give JJ's little trick a try
Request: maybe Spencer hearing from JJ or reading somewhere that holding the baby bump relieves the mother and decides to try it on his girlfriend/wife?
A/N: So a few days ago, I asked for short requests because I was dying to write something short. I sat down to write, and it got a little longer than I anticipated(I have no excuse). It's a known fact I can't write anything short, so I don't know why I try. I was going to post this tomorrow, but I really needed the serotonin I get from posting a fic, so enjoy!
Requests are open for both Spencer & Hotch🫶
Spencer was twirling a pen between his fingers, deep in thought. All of his thoughts were about you because of course they were.
He thought about you while he fell in love, proposed, and watched you walk down the aisle towards him. You occupied every waking moment when he wasn’t focused on his work, friends and mother, or hobbies. You were a constant in his life, and have been for years.
But he’d been thinking about you a lot more in the last 6 months, and especially the last few days. About you, and the little angel.
“My child is completely fine!!”
Ma’am, your child is watching that one video of Matthew Gray Gubler in a cream pie eating contest on repeat
People who make Spencer edits to Lana Del Rey songs are doing god's work
tiffany pollard you are so real ♡