[arousedhoe]

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

[slightmood]

i know a gal……she’s on her way

[arousedhoe]

thanks

[slightmood]

[memewhore]

[thepotsmoker]

[lmaonade]

[nerdjpg]

Walking in on dad trading stocks

[blockpain-deactivated20210824]

[pwesident]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Being on Tumblr is like being on a website

[rabdoidal]

[rgray34]

[hollowboobtheory]

[you-are-another-me]

[danismm]

Illustration by Al Hirschfeld

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[zagreus]

there is honestly nothing more gorgeously tacky than bowling alley carpet

[zagreus]

Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet

[inward]

lets get it crackers

[auddityy]

white boy friday

[featherdusters]