I Was Born Free, Now I'm Expensive

[no-chill-at-all]

[no-chill-at-all]

[chickenfarmersan]

[gorejess614]

How old were you when you first found out that the "y" in "your man" is silent? 🙂

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[gorejess614]

If you ever see me and im upset, just know that nothing is really wrong.

I'm just a spoiled bitch and probably just didn't get my way.

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[catchymemes]

[veter-dan]

This is the content that keeps me on this site 24/7

[gorejess614]

Just made an appointment with an eye doctor, cause I dont know what I saw i you...

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[gorejess614]

Okay, i ruined your life....but did you not have fun?

Exactly, relax.

[gorejess614]

I'm not half naked.

Im half dressed 💦

[gorejess614]

I gotta teach my facial expressions how to use their inside voice.

[gorejess614]

My superpower?

I can look you dead in the face while youre talking, and not hear a damn word you said.

Whats yours?

[gorejess614]

[ahs-confessions]

[naturalhairqueens]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

*puts tape over webcam so the cia doesnt see me eating chips and crying*

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

wow ok my mom is ready to be the ceo of antifa

[mx-princey-main]

[fupaparty]

[zoomine]