I Was Born Free, Now I'm Expensive

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[veter-dan]

This is the content that keeps me on this site 24/7

[gorejess614]

Just made an appointment with an eye doctor, cause I dont know what I saw i you...

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[gorejess614]

I gotta teach my facial expressions how to use their inside voice.

[gorejess614]

My superpower?

I can look you dead in the face while youre talking, and not hear a damn word you said.

Whats yours?

[gorejess614]

[ahs-confessions]

[naturalhairqueens]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

*puts tape over webcam so the cia doesnt see me eating chips and crying*

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

wow ok my mom is ready to be the ceo of antifa

[mx-princey-main]

[fupaparty]

[zoomine]

[konoko]

i miss 1990 when i didn’t exist

[kitty]

snug like a bug in a rug

[winemummy]

I hope the next thing I get addicted to is taking care of my self and loving my body

[heathyr]

[catsound-deleted-deactivated201]

This is literally the State Fair of Texas

[chubstr]

deep fried frozen margarita. I’ll take two.

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