anabanana

i just be silly sometimes

[deep-state-partisan]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

the worst part of being trans surprisingly is that all of the pretty t4t women live so far away

[worldheritagepostorganization]

nvm i have another girlfriend now

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[mtsodie]

👆 truest shit anyones ever said

[sheabutterbitch]

my brand

[sylidolly]

Help me I can’t choose.

[jinxproof]

Hope Sandoval | Mazzy Star (1994) © Ebet Roberts

[feastofsnakes]

has anyone else noticed how having romantic feelings for someone is not the most dignified experience ever

[sovietnam]

[zapatism]

most unstable girl you know: i need to get a masters degree

[saddi3grl]

[dogdayafternoon1975]

every time i walk into a gas station my inhibitions over spending money are washed away . maybe i do need a $4 drink . where else am i going to get one . this is the only place on earth

[willgrahamscock]

having a tumblr blog is cool because you can scroll back for years to realize you’ve never been normal about any of your interests so why start now

[minecraft]

so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.

[the-tree-line]

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

[the-tree-line]

[stuckinapril]

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

[solreefs]

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.