lesbian fujoshi

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[gorgeousmanfounddeadinacroptop]

so ive realized having an actor of the opposite sex in your mv is just expected for promotion reasons for both the song and the feature actor (they make nunew do this and its like aww besties) but fort is such a loverboy he found a loophole to get peat in his music video hes perfect

[gorgeousmanfounddeadinacroptop]

am i ignoring pitbabe and tnp to watch all three episodes of the new chinese omegaverse show.. yeah i am

-omegas being treated like cattle not 2 minutes in HELL YEAH BABY

-god this omega is pretty

-PHEROMONES TOO STRONG AND COLLAPSING I LOVE IT HERE

-why are we being so mysterious who is this guy

-sent blockers oh were in it for real

-dang even here they got covid

-covid that gives you omega pheromones 😭😭😭

-who is this girl whos sitting awkwardly next to shaoyou

-psychological warfare using omegas omg

-omegas having a different work dresscode then alphas and presumably betas

-i own 51 percent of this company

-poor omega w bills rich alpha this is so great

-is the beta going into heat or is he an undercover omega?

-he is an omega in hiding

-can you imagine being the cameo actors here and reading the script like wtf

-crazy ass cliffhanger who is that well we got another ep

-wait is that bossman sorry didnt recognize him in regular clothes

ep 2 commencing

-mr bossman is jealous af

-ok sorta lost on how he got mr bossman (shen i think) to move him i thought they met the first scene or am i lost

-the collar hello

-hows this guy always got a new job and running into shaoyou

-oh a proposition

-ok s tier alpha name: shen shaoyou

-pretty omega: hua yong

-mr bossman: sheng wenlang

-omega pretending to be beta: gao something potentially gao tu

-wrong its sheng shaoyou and shen wenlang

-damn babas a SLUT

-china is a country of ONE BILLION PEOPLE and somehow these two are always running into each other

-how do they both have a sister in bed 291 needing of 600k

-i am confusion

-this is so tropy

-woah wtf is this car

-its probably a really nice chinese car we arent allowed to have

-oh hes forward

ep 3 (yes after 4 days)

-hua yong is such a manipulative bitch i cant

-is he manipulating him to pay gao tus sisters bills

-if so GIRLBOSS

-a kiss? no not a kiss

-pheromone disease treatment platform 😭 dog i love this shoe

-i bet there were no burnt cookies

-i bet he didn't even make the cookies

-30k down to 2k is like a 95% discount

-wenlang is tired of his antics 😭

-is this random woman supposed to be his date?

-omg real omega citing

-ok that was akin to a kiss

-oh it was a dream?

-no it wasnt he stayed over

-A REAL KISS

-even more oh alright

-this is what im talking about

-well good thing hes not an omega

-AFTER MIDNIGHT THE ONLY ALPHA YOU SHOULD TEND TO IS ME SKSDdm

-the manipulation is crazy

-there are less than ten minutes to this episode and all thats happened is shaoyou getting manipulated by a man who wants to baby trap him

-look at our baby stier alpha fighting back finally

[shijiujun]

The four main leads of ABO Desire LOL THEY WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHO TOPS AND WHO BOTTOMS LOOK AT THAT 1 AND 0

[gorgeousmanfounddeadinacroptop]

NOT THE COVID THAT GIVES YOU OMEGA PHEROMONES 😭😭😭

[babyangelsky]

So tell me, Tharin. Under what circumstances and at what point did Thatdanai, a man, teach you, another man, how to make this dish? Into the mic, please.

[gorgeousmanfounddeadinacroptop]

tnp ep... 10 its ep 10

-tgat pasta looks good

-CMON OLD MAN YAOI I MADE IN MY HEAD

-UNCUNC COMEBACK

-aww other dad :(

-wait calvin is here

-can we please stop breaking out in song like were in glee

-i agree unfortunately that khanins dad is best suited to be king bc like blue guy is the kings lap dog avas dad is a misogynistic prick and ramils dad is just evil

-"leniency" bc youre my grandson when he still thinks of him as the help

-this competition is dumb

-are they gonna try and kill ramil ... again

-new coach? why?

-is he homophobic on top of being misogynist

-oh ok no hes just really misogynist

-ava really is a hardheaded teenager

-also how do the point systems work here makes no sense

-its sorta funny that at the end of the day khanin is sorta a dumb jock hes TERRIBLE at studying

-DONT TOUCH HIM STAY AWST FROM HIM

-hitting his wound we need to kill this guy

-YURI

-what moment

-body too tea

-paint me like one of your french girls

-now thats a new take on the bend and snap

-a goddamn vixen

-i repeat a goddamn vixen

-great now he cant see shit

-GOOD BOY??? my god

omg

[gorgeousmanfounddeadinacroptop]

watching pit babe 2x10

-is now the appropriate time to kiss the homies?

-dean is alive

-if tony wants him dead cant he pull the plug

-sex! for the first time in two episodes yay

-everyone else is actively grieving and these two are in a coming of age rom com

-is this s good decision uncle????

-no the answer is no

-really good vfx a+

-wtf is going on

-🤦‍♀️

-theres no way we get to solve this in two episodes

-no way were getting ep 11 amnesia this is sick

[gorgeousmanfounddeadinacroptop]

tnp ep 9

-khanin is the peoples princess

-with or without a trial??

-IS THERE NO DUE PROCESS IN EMMALY???

-controlling the narrative? wow

-hes right this is nonsensical

-how can there be peace in suffering?

-bc technically he serves your grandpa not you

-whats chakri up to

-stop coddling him these are things you need to know if youre gonna be head of state

-cicadas

-yeah bc youre a liar and flaky he probably doesnt want you anymore

-give him hell jay!!!

-ah yes another terrible father 

-ohh thats not

-gunned down on a bike ride?

-hes mad mad now

-the king is evil

-tharin khanins bio dad is the only old fuck i sorta like/trust

-why is ramils dad wearing blue not green or do my eyes deceive me

-look how gaudy their palace is no wonder people want to take some back

-im also shocked he spoke his mind

-kill em khanin

-ok body tea

-ik thats not the point of this scene

-also LOVE this outfit

-is the king gonna throw his son under the bus for the mine thing

-oh on screen torture

-in my domundi bl?

-wearing all black and playing angry piano music oh hes over it

-if he is too sick for a little confrontation isnt he too sick to be i dont know HEAD OF STATE???

-his aegyo is out of this world

-DAD ITS BEEN TOO LONG

-next ep is gonna go crazy

[gorgeousmanfounddeadinacroptop]

pitbabe 2 ep 9

-so this is bad

-this is also bad

-why would you think that charlie looks like a stereotypical nerd

-if anyone here is an idiot its winner

-genuinely dont know how kenta got out of that predicament but work

-i forgot about the tonys bio son plot it seemed like a throwaway last week but it is pretty bad huh

-he has switched vehicles

-should willys power disqualify him

-this is the first time ive seen babe have helmet hair which he should have more often

-see his hair is back to being gelled this is unrealistic!!!

-DEAN!!!! NOOOOO

[gay-meowmeow]

Everybody: *having gay sex*

Ava:

[calciumcryptid]

Sometimes I think about ZeeNunew and how they are a real couple. What do you mean Zee is an accomplished actor who Nunew saw and decided he would be his boyfriend? What do you mean Nunew met him in a relatively mortifying way and Zee became so smitten with him he immediately got on the phone with the director and demanded Nunew be his acting partner? What do you mean Zee kept brotherzoning Nunew and everyone kept side eyeing him for it? What do you mean they are real???

[gorgeousmanfounddeadinacroptop]

tnp ep 8

-phi ran ... here he goes

-hes insufferable

-im chakri

-hi net baby

-never get into poker khanin

-why its not like ramil and paytai are secretive at all

-product? placed!

-nin ???oh thats your little boyfie now

-he doesnt give a solitary fuck about the compitition

-is he really jealous of a horse rn

-p rans little smile aww he looks so young

-ok but this is the way they hug fr

-the horse is gnawing at the bit like why am i still here

-okayyyyy

-body tea pussy good muah

-headphones? now p ran is gonna be more autistic than ever

-are they drinking wine for breakfast?

-WHEN DOES HE HAVE TIME TO BE TEACHING ART?

-i feel like if i went from being normal to being royalty i wouldnt be able to get used to eating with "the help" standing and watching it would be so uncomfortable

-especially if the help was my LOVER

-woah ok alright damn just as a flashback too

-rachatas boy should kill him in the middle of the night

-there no way they have that very long twink doing push ups

-is the whipping boy a real trope ive never heard about

-why are the doing any of this

-their gay little matching sleep shirts

-body tea pussy good muah pt 2

-🥺🥺🥺🥺

-come on outfit

-the king is gonna find a way to manipulate the fuck out of them using his injury and illness

-where are you going mr bf

-toyota partnership???

-"wanna leave so i can be alone w my bf???"

-misogyny and climate change all im like five minutes?

-hes gonna ask about the misogyny

-or the climate change i guess

-in meenagarin if you wear a color other than blue and neutrals they jjinja kill you

-ok protest song

-ok but khanin is like brand new he doesnt know his grandpas crimes

-thats it?

-oh its getting serious next week

-khanins dream is he and his bf sponsor a jelly company

[prapaiwife]

FINALLY!!! AUG 1ST IM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COUNT!!

[gorgeousmanfounddeadinacroptop]

finally watching pit babe ep 8

-right we left off w charlie stealing jeffs powers

-charlie and jeff left wo their men means theyre about to plot

-i cant tell if they know what he did or not

-topten looks like he knows as much about cars as 5th harmony

-these unethical practices how are they supposed to report their findings

-oh a confrontation

-such dramatic music

-domestic alanjeff yipee

-jeffs aegyo im melting look at my omega

-pre op??? wtf and hes not telling jeff

-this is the exact thing he was mad at jeff at for like 3 episodes

-yall sitting on the same side of the table this is a date

-why are you spending your date talking about dean???

-that was bad

-OH OKAY A KISS

-bad kiss

-are we going to dean for relationship advice?

-yeah someone just tell me what chris wants i cant take it anymore

-willy stopping time is a really scary notion

-what are these two doing

-kim please we are in a situation now is not the time

-honey you just brought a knife to a gun fight

-hes got WHAT???

-DONT TOUCH HIM GET OFF OF HIM RIGHT NOW

-this is getting intense whew only 4 eps left

[yayxstitch]

[yayxstitch]

Fanfiction writers are y'all ok?

[gorgeousmanfounddeadinacroptop]

both nunew and lego growing put their hair