(1) George Shelley messaged you

sc_online_t(385386,"Users Online","00000"); Free Tumblr Users Online Counter A jumbled mess of out of place posts. Followed by Union J 11/11/12 ♥

[jayce]

me a year ago: who are you me now: im you but weaker

[dicklover3000]

me: *stays hydrated* me: guys wait fuck wait hold up give me like 2 seconds i gotta piss again

[legendofbisexuals-old-deactivat]

it’s official velma dinkley started the mommy kink back in 2004

[screencap-central]

[pre-successful]

The new season of HTGAWM looks really good.

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[thejunglenook]

This joke is lethal

[armie-hammer]

[saintlaurentgirl-deactivated201]

*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

[burningwinterfell]

[thatadult]

[paprika]

[tibets]

[ganymedie]

[4nn4v4l]

[a-m-b-r-o-i-s-i-e]

I don’t dress up for boys. I dress up to stare at my reflection as I walk by store windows.

(via herembellishment)

[iwantamimosa]

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time 

[cyberho]

*is clearly a 5 ( 6 on a good day ) but wants to hook up with 10s*