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Hanamaki: I think Mattsun is lying about his height.

Matsukawa: Why?

Hanamaki: Nobody needs that much person.

Iwaizumi: That sentence doesn’t make sense.

Oikawa: It wouldn't from down there.

Iwaizumi: Start running.

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu #aoba johsai #seijoh #oikawa tōru #oikawa toru #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hajime #haikyuu iwaizumi #hajime iwaizumi #matsukawaissei #issei matsukawa #makki #mattsun #hanamki takahiro #takahiro hanamaki

Hanamaki: I’m not saying we should fake Oikawa’s death.

Iwaizumi: Good.

Hanamaki: I’m saying he’d love planning the funeral.

Oikawa: I already have outfit references.

Matsukawa: I can get us a discount.

Iwaizumi: Why did I think this conversation was over?

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu #aoba johsai #seijoh #iwaizumi hajime #haikyuu iwaizumi #oikawa toru #oikawa tooru #matsukawaissei #issei matsukawa #mattsun #makki #hanamki takahiro #takahiro hanamaki

Oikawa: Does anyone here actually respect me?

Iwaizumi: As a volleyball player, yes.

Matsukawa: As a captain, occasionally.

Hanamaki: As a person—

Oikawa: You can stop there.

Hanamaki: See? He respects my time.

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu #aoba johsai #seijoh #haikyuu iwaizumi #hajime iwaizumi #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #oikawa toru #hanamki takahiro #makki #mattsun #matsukawa issei

My ocs Orryn Highcrest (the human paladin) and Alatar (the lolth sworn warlock)

Orryn confesses. Alatar rolls a nat 1 and assumes Orryn is threatening him.

Orryn is a kind man of justice, a man of the people who would lay down his life for his friends, family, and city...and Alatar is...a disturbance of the peace.

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #character selection #ocs #original character #paladin #warlock #fantasy #mlm #gortash #shadowheart #karlach #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #astarion bg3 #astarion #lae'zel

Whats 4+4? 👀 💅

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #enver gortash #gortash #gortash is ugly i want him #gorty #gorty balls #i am kenough #gortash has a fatty #slayers gate 3

#gortyballs #gorty #gortash is ugly i want him #enver gortash #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #gortash #need to beat the shit out of him #public nuisance #enver #gort #he needs to be put down

Ketheric when he meets a really cool guy with a really cool name 🤦‍♂️

Who else up wanting Gortash?

#gortash #enver gortash #barbarian gortash #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #wanting this man #needing this man #delusional #ugly fucking idiot #gortash is ugly i want him #gorty balls #gort #gorty

Umm...guys?? It's Gortsune Miku...in MY Baldurs Gate 😱

#gortsune miku #hatsune miku #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #gortash #enver gortash #gortash is hatsune miku??#gortyballs #gorty #gort

Tav: Could you ever see us as being more than friends?

Minsc: YES! I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED! I can totally see us as big, strong dragons, fighting alongside one another! Hang on, let me find the picture I drew!

Tav: ...