The dilemmas of being a woman. (men - take notes)

"..are you going to eat that?"

[kmitt]

Marie at Preen S/S 2014, LFW September 2013

[davidurbanke]

Jeremy Scott S/S 14 by David Urbanke. 

[laralilac]

Givenchy Haute Couture F/W 2009

[modern-muse]

love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[houkgallery-deactivated20180511]

[jackiebrookeee]

imagination splats

[nocturnalroyaleus]

[marklovejoydotcom]

[jackiebrookeee]

pretty lights - total fascination

[kaitemery-blog]

Maybe if it scares you, you should do it. because the real adventure is immersing yourself in something you’re afraid of, and coming out fearless.

Kait Emery (via kaitemery)

spoken like a true, wonderfully mad genius💎

[daraniashley]

[dela-terre]

oh my god

[jackiebrookeee]

is it time to call it quits?

[ryanarnoldrocks]

[jackiebrookeee]

Are you a lion or a sheep?

[sickpage]

[jackiebrookeee]

insane in the membrane

[jackiebrookeee]

the only universal languages are math & love

my current brainwaves🏄

[jackiebrookeee]

Mold in the cerebellum

I remember growing up, I never wanted to be weird. But at that age, I didn’t know what weird was. So I tried my luck accordingly in different genres of people to see where I made music. I once even tried to fit in with 5th grade “bullies.” - lol I know, right? - One day I *accidentally* said the f word to this one kid who struck me out in kickball. The moment I got called to the principle’s office, I came up with an ingenious idea. The scenario went as following: 1. My big, intimidating, real life GI-Joe sized principal came up to me with dark, scary eyes and asked me what happened 2. I politely claimed that after striking me out, I might have mentioned that “I don’t give a buck” to the kid. But, this was only because I was not willing to give him one of my dollar bills in my pocket. There was no way in hell that I would’ve ever said that I don’t give a f*ck.. ~ it was at that moment that I realized that I might possibly be the worst liar on the planet. Also, I realized that I was never meant to be a bully, ever. When I think about it, though, why did I care in the first place? I’m molding my own cerebral cortex to be like these people instead of exploring the lobes of my inner brain. The people who are truly remembered are the people that get lost in their own serendipity and pursue their dreams, their true passions. Nobody other than you knows what your passion is and your God, Dao(Tao?), Buddha, whatever you believe in, leads you to what you are passionate about via a series of unfortunate events (or so it seems). I explained my passion in the last blog, but I want to explain what I truly want to do - and why.

I was put here to help people, that’s what my gut says. Don’t we have careers because we’re want to help people based off of our interests, hobbies, and passions? Sometimes, when people ask, I describe myself as a mini-Mrs. Focker, if that applies to any of your film collections. In reality, I want to help dedicated relationshipees (3+ months in monogamous partnership) reconnect on a sexual level, as to reconnect physically, mentally, but most importantly, emotionally. The interactions between physical and mental connections determine the strength in the emotional stability. The security of both physical comfort and mental comfort are both very important, but love is more subconscious than conscious and with great love comes great sex. Whatever I do, I’m going to pursue success. Some day soon I plan to thank my parents for giving me the childhood that I had and the lessons they taught me.

[jackiebrookeee]

Give them all your friendship; give your brain only to those who deserve it.

[jackiebrookeee]

Passion(fruit yogurt)

My definition of passion is the undying need to express your inner beauty via physical intimacy; I guess thats why my pre-major is the philosophy of love and sex. For me, i love to dissect the mental processes behind sex. Not that I don’t like sex - obviously i think its one of the best things in the world - but I need to know what makes the little clocks in our heads go ticking and tocking in a harmonious rhythm. I need to know why we all (even secretly) love love. We’ve all had at least one moment in our lives when we just look at someone in their eyes and know that we would have amazing sex. Sometimes its a go, sometimes its a no. It’s all in the vibrations. When you find something (or someone) that youre truly passionate about, you will not EVER let anything get in the way of you. Of course, I believe the same goes for relationships. Do you feel this vibrant, passionate relationship with your partner or is it kind of *blah, boring*? if your answer is the latter, its time to reevaluate your sanity. HELLO IN THERE!! Sex is a wonderful thing..if this is past the third sexual encounter, and you aren’t feeling crazy, passionate euphoria, its time to ditch the fake feelings and move on. We all enjoy the idea of “having someone there” but when are you going to realize that if you are not one hundred percent satisfied sexually after the third intimate moment, your relationship is never going to work. There are 383948281018 bajillion people* in this world and its truly up to you to find your eternal happiness. Whether you are male or female, you deserve to be one hundred percent satisfied (sexually, mentally, emotionally) in your relationship. You should believe that yourself. You cant love, or even respect anyone else, before you love & respect yourself.

*not estimated to scale

[jackiebrookeee]

Women: You're Welcome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZzRP5xLTxg&feature=player_embedded#t=7

[jackiebrookeee]

I'll Have the Cheesecake for My Ass, Thanks

You know what I hate? Dieting. It really kills my vibe and makes a a wretched, evil bitch. But then again, I’m always trying a new diet. Oh yeah, I’m that crazy lunatic that has tried everything from the lemon/cayenne pepper/maple syrup diet to the cookie diet. Like why I actually thought that concoction was going to do anything for my figure except eat slowly whither away my body is beyond me. Being a woman, I think it’s normal that my relationship with food is such a love-hate relationship. I love all of the foods that are bad for me and eating healthy, it sucks. Like I’d rather eat all of the ice cream in the world and get cellulite on my kneecaps than eat celery for the rest of my life. Nevertheless, I force myself to eat celery and carrots while I continue to lust for the ice cream. Why do I put my self through this torture? It really just makes us crazy in the long run. I think forcing yourself to eat less to become skinny is ridiculous. Yikes - what has our society done? I believe that indulging every once in a while is perfectly fine, as long as you don’t overindulge. Putting natural foods into your body is very important for the longevity of your life. Is that piece of chocolate going to kill you? Probably not. Being healthy and happy > being skinny and mentally deranged. But that’s just my personal opinion.