XOXO

Honest, crude & a bit insulting. Sometimes a shoulder to cry on but never there to hold your hand. Gossip Ghost Fig [ all content is strictly IC. The admin can decide to not accept or adapt a message if it is too harsh. OOC messages are deleted. Be...

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With Valentine around the corner it is time to break some hearts, it seems that @dokyungsoo-ia is leaving his mysterious loverboy for a neko-fetish like @baekxhyun-ia.

Illegal and gross.

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A little birdie told me that @kimhyolyn-ia was spotted with not one but two men in bed. Oh my queen, I am so proud! But do have some standards next time, okay?

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It seems that our dream-demon couple is breaking glass vases and not in a sexy way. It seems that amateur-whore @jaejoong-ia has something to do with it, but he has been kissing anyone that even so much blinked at him. 

Dramatic, it seems like a widow is not as much a mourning widow as he is a sex-maniac.

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There is not one, not two but three members of staff are doing it in closets with students. Very naughty but who can blame them when the candy is so sweet? 

So tell me, who will tattle?

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It seems that the halfblood hunter @hyungwon-ia is a filthy slut if we have to believe @emma-ia who has been crying her heart out for the past twelve hours. Do we blame @soohyun-ia for this? He seems smitten, fuck buddies or true love? It seems that not one but two people in this triangle are miserably in love. 

But don’t they know that you shouldn’t lick plates when someone else has eaten from it before? yikes.

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Have you missed me? I think not you unthankful swines. But don’t you worry, there is enough trouble upon the horizon and it will be sweet as candy. 

And don’t worry we have a yummy new psychologist @shijin-ia and you all will need him after I am done with you. 

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Most likely to...

Most likely to be eaten by the monster in the lake: @phxkai-ia

Most likely to become Korea’s next top model: @zoe-ia

Most likely to kill her boyfriend: @seline-ia

Most likely to commit a murder with a chainsaw: @ronan-ia

Most likely to live in a zoo: @lu-ge-ia

Most likely to get no presents for Christmas: @jamie-ia

Most likely to end up naked in a room with a vampire, a CoTP and an android: @yifan-ia

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@thomas-ia and @lu-ge-ia both look 12 and seem to attract older men. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

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“You saying I look old?”

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Hello Fig, I want to know what's recently caught your attention? Anything really juicy?

Hello there anonnie!

The recent increase in sugar-muses got me goin’ oh no. I think we need a dentist muse to fill up all the holes this sweetness will leave us with! I am serious, we had no cats for ages and now we have two, if dead mice start to show up ev’rywhere I’m blaming @nayeon-ia and @seungwon-ia. 

Then there are some muses who have been fucking people in classrooms…closets…outside on top of a dead rabbit… We need @gideon-ia to throw around some condoms or I am holding him personally responsible for all the STD’s (including babies). 

Talking about unfortunate things; @yifan-ia seems to bother all other E.T.’s around the campus. I look forward to him meet’ng an old face like @aoi-ia who just returned after making a big hissy fit last time when they were around.

In the end we can just wait for the big oll’ lesbian Olympics to start. With almost all our men gay and this many ladies we have to see the Netflix-theory in action (every show has at least 1,75 lesbian in it). Or we start an order of Nuns, I nominate @dokyungsoo-ia to lead the order. 

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@ben-ia confirmed to be a featherry. Swans jiggle his jungle. 

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I will be reblogging my personal favorites of 2016 in the upcoming days, all of my posts are gems of course but these... oh man!

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A new year, a new time to wish that people weren’t here. So, who do you dislike the most at the academy? Me? I dislike those nasty, rude commenters that give me no attention at all right now!

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Do you know how bored I have been? NO ONE has said anything to me in weeks. God… one would think that there was plenty to gossip about with a hottie like @kangjun-iajoining…

Maybe everyone is shivering in fear due to the recent influx of arachnids? I know one person who has a fetish for the eight-legged creatures that probably doesn’t mind at all.

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I am pretty sure there is something going on with @yifan-ia​, @woobin-ia​ and @ra-ia! Better be sure to keep them all safe! 

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You thought you were all freed from me, weren’t you? No! I was busy doing very important things with the bae! But I am baaa-haaack! And there are so many new faces to gossip about! Someone want to share something?

Like about @jeonghan-ia? His hair is so long because it is slick with deceit! 

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He's maintenance, isn't he? Are there security cameras around the school? Do you think he peeps on all the students going at it when they think no one's watching? I think we have a voyeur on our hands.

We have people literally going through walls invisibly but you are terrified of Big Brother watching you?

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oh shit, there's two of them in the village? the duck? I meant that female one, the one with the boytoy plumber or whatever

‘boytoy plumber’