All my shit... Together :)

They said I had to get my shit together... so i did.

[got-my-shit-together]

[got-my-shit-together]

[ladyxgaga]

Lady Gaga performing ‘The Lady Is A Tramp’ from Tony Bennett’s birthday special “Tony Bennett Celebrates 90: The Best Is Yet to Come” at Radio City Music Hall in New York City

[glamtastique]

i want to be adopted by her

[arrtpop]

“I would just prefer to go through this album cycle and talk about my music. If I wear a black t-shirt and black pants everyday, people might listen to what I write.”

[glamtastique]

What are your thoughts on the song "the queen" by yours truly... The queen.

that song wrecked me at the born this way ball. and the fucking ending of that song sums up what i love about that whole album, it’s so different and unexpected but it feels so natural and just straight from gaga’s soul

[got-my-shit-together]

Did I do it right? @buzzfeed

[glamtastique]

what do you look like?

[got-my-shit-together]

oh yeah... Lady gaga has Snapchat...

Oh and happy birthday Tony... Man I forgot she had Snapchat...

[glamtastique]

leaked picture of lady gaga working on LG5

[got-my-shit-together]

Is this real? Haha I'm only kidding Of course it is.

[taygatrash]

I think we as fans need to realise that we are what caused TayGa to reach their lowest point. Not all of us, but insensitive idiots who keep pestering Gaga to produce music, to keep working, stop having off days and being a human and so indirectly meaning “take a break from your life. You’re our slave, and all you have to do is give us music, be pretty and say nice things so the rest of the world loves you and thus we feel like gods for being real fans.” Every minute is just LG5 LG5 LG5 for these fans, what they want, what they crave, what they apparently have to have. Well… what about what she needs? She’s found someone who needs to love her like she needs to love him. They are so happy together and they want to make each other feel beautiful and worthy of each other’s love. While he’s on one end cheering her on, we’re on the other teasing her and being assholes to push her to make art. You can’t rush art. If a A2 canvas is given to me and I am told to paint Olympia on it in an hour, I can’t. But now Gaga’s forced herself to focus on her art and knocks Taylor off of her schedule. They have no time because she wants to fulfil our wants. I’m pretty much saying they’re not seeing each other because of our greed as fans. And only now people are sucking her ass and telling her to fight for her man? It’s too late. She’s struggling and he’s off somewhere, almost completely quiet and probably feeling more stress because he didn’t call it and did everything right. It’s up to us to shut up and just let her go at her own pace, give her the time to see the love of her life, breathe for a while and have the time to think “this is the man who God put on earth to protect and love me. I love him so much, nothing else truly matters but getting my ass back in our bed, making love and showing him he’s mine.”

[glamtastique]

ok, yes, it’s her art that’s getting her relationship into trouble. But what fans like you keep forgetting is that her art is her job. It’s what she does for a living. Do you really think the only reason she’s cutting out time with Taylor, her fiance, only to appease nagging fans on twitter? She has a record label which I’m sure is a much louder and more threatening voice telling her to get her album done. Not saying that makes it ok that she’s working so hard that her relationship is in trouble, or that it’s ok to spam her twitter and instagram with “LG5 NOW BITCH”, but I just think it’s a little bit of a stretch to say that it’s all our fault for being excited for the album.

[armandmehidri]

Video Phone - Beyonce, Lady Gaga - by Armand Mehidri

[chronicillnessmemes]

PSA

There is a really, shitty hoax going around now that if you email Nintendo proof of your disability they will unlock “secret” disabled permissions for Pokemon Go. 

Please stop sharing this rumor and shut it down when you are able to.  And if you have reblogged this rumor, please take the time to reblog a correction.

It’s an extremely mean-spirited response to disabled people’s disappointment that they can’t play the game due to mobility (and other) issues.

[got-my-shit-together]

I haven't seen shit like this before?

[glamtastique]

can we all just thank the lord that Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta did not get launched at high speeds into space back in 2015. let’s all be thankful for that.

[glamtastique]

what I imagine gaga is doing on this fine evening

what gaga is most likely doing on this fine evening

[got-my-shit-together]

Gaga: LG5 coming this year (2016)

Releases 31st December 2016 at 23:59 GAGA:

[they-hide-in-the-dark]

I just saw someone in my house. No one is home. They just disappeared before my eyes. They lifted a lamp and now it's on the floor. I called the cops and they didn't do shit. Any idea what the hell just happened Or maybe this guy mastered escape.

Either you have just encountered the world’s greatest ninja or you saw a ghost. If they are just picking up lamps then you have nothing really worry about. If it was going to beat you with the lamp it would have probably done it. He probably wont appear again, or at least not for a while. I am assuming you have lived in your house for a while, and if this is his first appearance he probably isn’t in the habit of appearing all the time. 

But maybe check your house just in case someone could have got in from somewhere. I have heard of ghost stories that have turned out to be living burglars so better to be safe than sorry. 

[got-my-shit-together]

I guess I found my player 2 for video games lol