100% accurate shit GOT7 says

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bambam: Jin-hyung says I'm addicted to spending money on pointless things. So I bought him a Llama to cheer him up.

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yugyeom: If you hold a baby up to a light and don’t see the security strip it’s a fake baby

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jinyoung: [gives yugyeom pet cockroaches for Valentine's day]

Are you crying because you're happy?

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youngjae: if you have a dog and don't greet it by singing "hello barkness, my old friend" then what's the point

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jaebum: {Dictating journal because he's too weak} I have now been sick for 7 years-

jinyoung: 4 Days.

jaebum: With what we assume to be a bio-engineered super pneumonia-

jinyoung: It’s a cold.

jaebum: No one has ever felt this bad-jinyoung: I literally have the same thing.

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yugyeom: [laughing to himself about a funny thing he said once that he just remembered]

bambam: what’s so funny

yugyeom: oh this joke goes to another school, you wouldn’t know it

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doctor: your blood tests came back positive

jackson: oh thank god, I have real blood

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jinyoung: *Has a panic attack after caring for a full minute and immediately resolves to never do that again.*

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jackson: promise you won’t tell anyone?

yugyeom: yeah! [under his breath] except my best friend, bambam

jackson: what?

yugyeom: nothing! [whispering] there is a hierarchy of loyalty and your position on that hierarchy is low

jackson: what did you say?

yugyeom: that ur secret’s safe with me :)

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Jinyoung: pick a Christmas movie to watch.

Jaebum: Lord of the Rings.

Jinyoung: that’s not a Christmas movie.

Jaebum: then why does it have elves?

Jinyoung:

Jaebum: plus Gandalf looks like Low Carb Santa.

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Scuba instructor: Sharks can sense blood in a 2 mile radius.

*everyone turns to glare at Jackson as he floss for the first time this year*

Jackson: What?

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ER Nurse: Let me get this straight. You microwaved your food for too long and burned the inside of your mouth?

Yugyeom (mouthful of bandaids): Yesh.

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jaebum: During winter months, some people will try to hug you just to steal some of your body heat.

Beware of false huggers.

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jinyoung to jackson: You're not a hopeless romantic. You're just stupid.

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jackson: would you like to come out for dinner tonight

date: ok, how about 7?

jackson: let's just have one and see

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bambam: The only thing stopping me from joining the army is my poor fitness and lack of discipline and several rejection letters telling me that a nerf gun with a pringle’s tube attached to it doesn’t constitute sniper training.

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mark: I’m not good at using latin abbreviations- not good et al