Saving Up For Botox; Donations Welcome

My name is Jocelyn. For more visit my about me

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This is an old photo. Recently I burst the button my work trousers. This is not a true representation of my face.

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Hello world it’s me, the bait on the hook for the shark.

I have began adulting super hard, like mortgage hard.

I miss tumblr chats.

The end.

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When you want to know what the book is about but it has author quotes on the back instead of a blurb:

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A pint and a gin at Clachan Cottage Lochearnhead with @judge_stred (at Clachan Cottage Hotel) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuWhfzjhKYa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fmr1z3n4pauv

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It may be cold outside but ma Heidi is roastin’ anybody want some hair? 😂 #thickandcurly #bushyheid #glasses https://www.instagram.com/p/BpXytWVhsyP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16inqpam802ig

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Taking in the view with @judge_stred (at North Berwick)

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Kids at East Links family park (at East Links Family Park)

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Day out with @judge_stred ❤️ (at East Links Family Park)

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Seal at The Usher Hall on my birthday 🎂 #seal #theusherhall #edinburgh @judge_stred (at Usher Hall)

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Got a #recordplayer and some records. #crosley #hmv #fleetwoodmac #rumours #gotgsoundtrack

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When you’re pmsing like hell and you need to do a food shopping so @judge_stred drives to #tesco and #krispykreme and they actually have some #doughnuts you can eat without #vomming 😩😂❤️ #mixedemotions #wifikettle

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We put our cats litter tray in the bathroom so she has to go into the bathroom to go to the bathroom 😂 if you leave the door slightly ajar sometimes she comes in and goes to the loo at the same time

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Being a top #FIFA #WAG making cups of tea and cheering on @judge_stred F.C. 😂👍🏼

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Kitty helping me to wrap presents #kitty #catsofinstagram #presens #christmas @judge_stred

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My cute lil’ muffin. @judge_stred #kitty #catsofinstagram

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#homemade #cheese scones #wholemeal #baking #dayoff

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2nd trip to #ikea #houseshopping #newhouse @judge_stred