this is not the way, holy shit

☠ hey, call me gothic ☠ • a bisexual disaster • adult • she/her • a bit fucked mentally • main fandom: various • maker of icons // gifs // themes • currently lost af

[of-valenwood]

[tibby]

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

[blackphoenixincorporated]

Tubi is where I found this gem:

[mornington-the-crescent]

[rabbitindisguise]

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

[notbopper]

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

[kryakalkadraws]

I downloaded BG3 several months ago and still haven’t played it lmao

[punkenglishnerd]

Unpopular opinion: Being intelligent isn’t an excuse for being unkind.

[satans-classics]

Pretentious asshole is OUT! Pretentious Sweetheart is IN! Wearing dapper clothes and holding the door open for others makes you feel COOL AS H*CK! Glance up from your hefty books to give a stranger a smile!! Quote literature to inspire others! Be presumptuous in the way that you presume that everyone needs their day to be a little brighter!!!

[representationthirst]

Administration showed us this tweet on day one of grad school and boy did it hit home

[biglawbear]

“distinguished yourself by being kind” is my literal life motto at work, holy shit

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[jennipond]

getting into atla for the first time this little bald baby makes me so emo

[neenarchive]

i love you films without sequels i love you limited series i love you stand alone novels i love you self-contained stories

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[novcria]

A black hole is one of the most extreme environments in the universe and nothing, not even light, can escape its event horizon. (x) cr. i, ii.

[spider-mann]

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) - Directed by George Lucas

[ramiikin]

Started up skyrim again recently and had to paint a glitch I experienced, this game is still life changing so many years later

[hermiionegranger]

“I mean, sorry you had to see that. But you know how it is when you get those manly urges and you just gotta kill somethin’, fix things, cook outdoors…”

[valoos]

guy that lives in my head rent free

[homunculus-argument]

The entire range of human skin tones varies from so pale white that it's almost kind of blue, to so deep black that it's almost kind of blue, and I think that's beautiful. Do you love the colour of the guy.

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[junocornkiwi]

poncho for the wizard 💜✨

[laswells-ashtray]

While Kate doesn't love providing support over comms, given the stress of the job, it has it moments.

Like hearing a grown man, a sergeant, accidentally kick a step when talking and picking up the quiet mutter, "Aw, ya wee fuckin cunt."

Kyle's softly spoken, "S'a fat pigeon," before he catches himself and focuses on what else is in front of him, obese birds not included.

She comes to recognise John's 'trying not to lose his hat' grumble, rarely followed by his 'hat is now on the ground' grunt.

Simon has an self satisfied huff that he seemingly forgets they can hear when he says something just twisted enough for someone to call him vile, or a dirty bastard.