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@goth-rick
⋆｡‧₊°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧₊˚.
⛧ Let me make it abundantly clear: if you hate life, truly hate the sun, and need to smoke and drink coffee, you are Goth. If, however, you like dressing in black 'cause it's "fun", enjoy putting sparkles on your cheeks and following the occult while avoiding things that are bad for your health, then you are most likely a douchebag vampire wannabe boner. ⛧
I LOVE MY GRANDSON EVEN THOUGH HES A POSER. PROUD SINGLE PARENT TO TWO SHITTY GRANDKIDS.
I am lowk not active any more because I am too employed and I just had a transgender operation but you can do whatever you want with goth rick I do nawt mind x
@goth-rick
fun fujo fact: he likes ricks that r a little dark and moodier
i still want him tbh
I got lost in a goop hole for a few thousand years. Are you still around or did you get staked by some vampire hunter :^[
i still want him tbh
𝑒𝓇𝓂… 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓂𝓎 𝑔𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑜𝓃
everyone’s gone. what’s the point?
ugh. Where am I? What day is it? I feel like shit
@goth-rick What is said is done😉🌺
holy shit. What do I owe you?
Drinking coffee makes you goth? Says *burp* who?
- @coffeerick
you can’t be a nonconformist if you don’t drink coffee. everyone already knows this (◔_◔)
Are you sure *burp* about that? How many people talk about going to Starbucks *burp* every day? How many households have *burp* coffee makers? And don't tell me you don't get thousands of Starbucks gift cards during every occasion. We had our own coffee chain at the Citadel for christ's *burp* sake! Coffee is the DEFINITION of conformity.
I didn’t write the scriptures, I simply follow them.
Drinking coffee makes you goth? Says *burp* who?
- @coffeerick
you can’t be a nonconformist if you don’t drink coffee. everyone already knows this (◔_◔)
Sniffs you
Mmm m . Richardson . Give me those toes .
begone foul beast
the kid's catching on. not too long until you have to face what you've done
shut the hell up.. you have no idea what you’re talking about, jackass ┌П┐(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
The kid’s my grandson. I’m his guardian. That’s all you need to know.
How's life as a vampire so far
I already slept in a coffin and never went in the sun so honestly the only things that have changed are my diet and my body temperature. Been doing a lot of experiments on what exactly my body can process as food. I can drink “blood,” but I mean who’s to say where the line is. I found a species of humanoid amphibians whose blood is made of 30% straight heroin. tastes delicious. somehow still has nutritional value. And morty finally got bored of making jokes, so I only have to hear about hotel Transylvania Edward Cullen a couple times a week. The kid actually made me sit down and watch the first couple twilight movies. I’m not going to say they were “good” but they were… enjoyable. Hope this answers your question.
What if you woke up and you'd been transformed into Pastel Lolita Rick, including all your possessions and house?
god at that point I’d just have to fucking embrace it. it took way too long to assemble my wardrobe im not doing it again. I’ll wear the dress. damn it i don’t care anymore. At least the house would probably look good for once. if this post gets 200 likes ill become vampire lolita rick and start an onlyfans
Send my muse “What would you do if...” scenarios.
Smash or Pass @priest-richard-sanchez
smash. confession booth smash. please
*He chuckled softly.* “I’m flattered and Oh? The confessional? Good taste. Classic but a good one. I drunkenly made a glory hole in one once.”
“Oh, damn.. Forward, ain’t you?” *He cleared his throat, turning his gaze away.*
𝔰𝖔𝔯𝖗𝔶 𝔦𝖙 𝖜𝔞𝖘 𝖘𝔲𝖕𝔭𝖔𝔰𝖊𝔡 𝔱𝖔 𝖇𝔢 𝔪𝖔𝔯𝖊 𝖔𝔣 𝔞 𝔳𝖎𝔰𝖚𝔞𝖑 𝖌𝔞𝖌 𝖉𝔢𝖕𝔦𝖈𝔱𝖎𝔫𝖌 𝖎𝔫𝖙𝔢𝖗𝔫𝖆𝔩 𝔱𝖍𝔬𝖚𝔤𝖍𝔱𝖘 𝖙𝔥𝖆𝔫 𝔞𝖓 𝖆𝔠𝖈𝔲𝖗𝔞𝖙𝔢 𝔭𝖔𝔯𝖙𝔯𝖆𝔶𝖆𝔩 𝔬𝖋 𝖒𝔶 𝔫𝖊𝔵𝖙 𝖎𝔪𝖒𝔢𝖉𝔦𝖆𝔱𝖊 𝖆𝔠𝖙𝔦𝖔𝔫. 𝖆𝔭𝖔𝔩𝖔𝔤𝖎𝔢𝖘
Smash or Pass @priest-richard-sanchez
smash. confession booth smash. please
*He chuckled softly.* “I’m flattered and Oh? The confessional? Good taste. Classic but a good one. I drunkenly made a glory hole in one once.”
