Just A Simple Girl In A Fucked Up Dc World

Role Playing Account

[gothamcitylife]

Bruh, this guy at my work decided to spill a coffee on me and fucking BATMAN came in and got pissed off at him. Love it when vigilantes have my back frfr.

[gothamcitylife]

At a concert that we rallied and rallied the artist to come to Gotham for! So glad she actually came, and am prepared to deck any villains that try to cause a ruckass.

Brought my best friend as backup.

[gothamcitylife]

I was in my science and technology lecture when Damian Wayne walked in to talk to Tim??? Like why do they treat my class as a family reunion?

[gothamcitylife]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dick Grayson rocked up to one of my classes (the one I Have with Tim Drake) and saw me give Tim a Redbull. He then dramatically covered a hand over his heart and went

“IT WAS YOU?!”

Uhoh I’ve been caught

[gothamcitylife]

I just got a new job working in the Gotham League Club,

It basically is a restaurant/bar/cafe (because Gotham just neeedsss more places to be attacked by Joker 🙄)

I was super pumped because I’ve been wanting out of my current job for ages

My only concern is how suspicious my bosses are, like if I accidentally end up involved in crime my Professor will be so disappointed in me T-T

But so far they’ve only done the usual illegal stuff

[gothamcitylife]

Oh and update, was a money laundering scheme and human trafficking, which sucked but the job sucked more hahah

[gothamcitylife]

Oh man I have neglected this blog, been focused on work and college. Will say, half my class seem to be from Metropolis 🙄.

You can tell from the way they think they’re better than everyone else.

“Where I’m from-“

Shut uppppp.

If I hear one more thing about them all studying journalism because they wanna go back to metropolis to work for the daily planet I’m gonna be the next villain.

There is someone from Australia in my class so that’s neat.

[gothamcitylife]

I just moved here for college and take the night shift at my local café(didn't know that was possible but gotham seems to always suprise me) and now I have developed a somewhat friendship with the restaurant named teen in a spandex. He's cool and I don't mind talking to him but yesterday I had to spend last night basically being a babysitter until 3AM (4 hours past closing) cause this boy fell asleep at a table and I didn't have the heart to wake him. He only woke up cause one of the other ones came in looking for him.

I'm only saying this cause I never seen someone take 5 espresso shots and yet still pass out. Is this normal?

Oh yeah that’s a classic encounter. You gotta get used to that man. Also be prepared for like 2 robberies a day.

Welcome to Gotham!

[gothamcitylife]

Dude- I’m a double major in psychology and English (planning for my doctorates) and I was in the park walking my dog. I was complaining to myself about my next midterms and describing how easy it would be to infiltrate the university and use the chem lab to create a chemical that would destroy the school just so I don’t have to take them.

Red Robin stomped over, slapped the back of my head, shoved a Wayne industries card in my face, and made the “I’m watching you” gesture.

Do- do I call them?? Why does he just have those?? What do I even say when I call???

BRO CALL THEM!

WHY WOULD YOU DO PSYCHOLOGY AND ENGLISH IN GOTHAM!!!!! THAT IS JUST ASKING TO BECOME CLINICALLY INSANE!!!

Please don’t show up on the news next week oml

[gothamcitylife]

Love the blog title. Must admit, I am unable to read it unless it is sung to the tune of Don't Stop Believing

On another note, someone forgot to update the warning board, and the Riddler is monologuing in front of my apartment. Dude. It's 5pm. At least wait until a reasonable hour. Who decides to go on a crime spree in the middle of the afternoon?!

1. Yessss someone gets my thought process with my name 😂

2. That’s riddler for ya, however I have known he is a bit more negotiable, I walked downstairs one time and he was on a spree and I answered like 2 riddles and he moved on from my apartment, god I love his riddles

[gothamcitylife]

Have you seen Nightwing around lately? He seems to drop by from Blüdhaven randomly and I like seeing his acrobatics when he’s not fighting.

One time he swan dived off a roof

I’ve never rioted harder than when he announced he was leaving Gotham.

But yeah, I swear I see him more now than before….

Swan diving off the roof absolutely sounds in character for him

[gotham-its-too-early-for-this]

Has anyone else ever had Harley Quinn psychoanalyses them when she’s in the middle of being arrested??

Like she took one look at me and said “I’m licensed to diagnose autisim honey.” And then bam she was being driven back to Arkham.

Help??

[gothamcitylife]

She just drops the most deep shit at random points

She was sitting on my rooftop the other night and I went to check up on her, cause like she never is not causing some problem

And she looked at me and was like

“You know, you’re not responsible for other peoples emotions all the time over your own”

I was about to be like :( then she also goes

“Ooh popsicles!” And disappeared

[gothamcitylife]

You LIKE Red Robin!!!? HE'SLOWKEYTERRIFYING!!! He KNOWSSSSS stuff- like he knows EVERYTHING!!!! Like how do you survive a guy who knows everything 😢!?

- @yourfavouritemimic ⋆

I’m just a normal civilian haha, so I rarely run into issues with him!

If Im chill and don’t try to kill people he’s just cool and will randomly pass out on my rooftop.

Except that one time he cheered on Red Hood for killing someone in front of my apartment.

Not cool.

[yourfavouritemimic]

That's CRAZY!!! Ohmygosh yeah people associated with the Bat seem to love tall buildings for some reason!?? Do they work like Santa!? You leave something else and they stop by and say hi!!!? Since you're a good person you should totally try it out!!!! One of my classmates said the current Robin left them a cat-!!!? SOFUN!!

Red Hood is QUESTIONABLE!! But he's interesting! Idontknowwhyhekills but it's definitely interesting to hear about-!!? I avoid him too, Idontwannabeshot but without guns he MIGHT be cool :0!?

[gothamcitylife]

Being shot is like 90% of why Red hood is cool tho

I once played Russian roulette with him :D

[gothamcitylife]

Just had my birthday and went for a trip to star city!

My cousin from New York came with me and 2 different friends (from Central City and Metropolis).

My cousin decided to be ass for the trip and started lowkey stressing me out like hella bad, so naturally I went to the rooftop to vape.

Arsenal stopped by and recognised me, cause he remembers me fighting Red Hood, so I naturally trauma dumped to him. (What else do you do?)

He then said said I needed to drop them cause they were “lowkey Lex Luther vibes”

(My cousin blocked me when I got home but man I felt validated)

[gothamcitylife]

Started the year with a blood nose, at exactly midnight, that does not seem good to me

Oh and Joker blew up the building next to me for fireworks

[gothamcitylife]

The worst encounter ever.

I was at the convenience store right? And the guy behind the counter had an extremely rude customer.

He was just being a total Karen and demanding “all the money in the register”

So naturally I was waiting for it to be over, but apparently the police arrived and he held the place up?

He shot me?!!!!

Luckily Red hood was chilling on the roof, so when he heard the gunshot he came down to find me kicking the crap out of this would be mugger.

He wasn’t even from Gotham? Don’t come from metropolis and be a dick bro

[gothamcitylife]

You still taking stories?

Wife and I went to gotham recently to visit our girlfriend, and I was at the convenience store up in the Narrows

Place gets held up which like, I'm a Baltimore girl, this is not a new experience. Anyway Red Hood comes in and shoots the guy, like it's just a normal thing to do, then buys a powerade and like 6 bags of beef jerky.

He walked me back to my GFs apartment so that's nice, whole time he's just stuffing jerky under his mask

I’m gonna be so honest with you,

It is an absolutely normal thing to do, except for the Powerade part, he must’ve had a bit of a workout prior to need it

[gothamcitylife]

HELLO?!!!

Superhero life not paying well smh smh

[halfdeadnarmy]

y'all get paid? im broke as shit

[babsggordon]

Do you imagine asking for a tip after stopping a robbery?

[halfdeadnarmy]

I physically can't imagine that

[babsggordon]

It happened once

[thisscottydoesknow]

Wait, you guys don't get tips from the victim after stopping a robbery?

[sleep-deprived-tim]

That sounds like you're the one robbing them... dick what the hell

[thisscottydoesknow]

What?? No. But if I stop a robbery usually the sweet old ladies, and young ladies, ..and some guys, actually.. give me a "tip" or like some payment because I helped them.

[sleep-deprived-tim]

are the "tips" peoples phone numbers... I have seen two people brag about giving you their number

[gothamcitylife]

And I’d do it again

[sleep-deprived-tim]

Doesnt mean he'll text you lol

[gothamcitylife]

And I wouldn’t text him either, I’m a complicated individual

Ya’ll wouldn’t get it